Y LIFTER gets Busted

[Y_lifter]

So there I was working in our front yard when our Nice Semi Hot Neighbor
Yoo-Hoo's me over and asks if I could help her move some heavy stuff in her Garage
as her husband is not home. I walk over and here she is wearing a bikini top and shorts.

So, I'm Innocently helping her, and who walks up the sidewalk other then Mrs Y,
and I'm trying to act like I'm not all flustered.

When we left, she took great joy in asking me how much I hated having to work so hard.

 

[Nathan]

What would have been best is if you had tried to bang your wife right away after that. She'd never have caught on.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I hope you punched your wife in the jaw.

 

[WODIN]

A man with ninja skills would have turned this into a quick 3way, filmed it and already sold it to MILF HUNTER.

 

[MarthaStewart]

can you post up some pics of your wife? or the neighbor?

 

[vixenbabe]

Yeah right.. More like Alice Kramden...

hehehe

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm as serious as a Bulking Cycle Bowel Movement..

Unfortunately I was not carrying my Sony Handicam with me..

 

[from zero]

Be honest. Your neighbor was Nature Boy. Hence your being flustered.

 

[Y_lifter]

Be honest. Your neighbor was Nature Boy. Hence your being flustered.

If NB was my neighbor, I would have surely had my handicam charged and loaded at the ready..

 

[dzuljas]

vixen, what is that BULDGE in your avatar, are you hiding something under those shorts?

 

[from zero]

If NB was my neighbor, I would have surely had my handicam charged and loaded at the ready..

lol

 

[Y_lifter]

vixen, what is that BULDGE in your avatar, are you hiding something under those shorts?

Those are her husbands balls..
She keeps them there for safe keeping when he's out of town.

 

[beastboy]

I want to see Mrs. Y pics...of the Y.

 

[vixenbabe]

Y-Lifter..IF you're going to tell a story..Get it right!

I keep his balls in my fist at allll times!

 

[Y_lifter]

I want to see Mrs. Y pics...of the Y.

LOL... So do I..

Maybe framed on my desk at work would be nice huh ?

 

[curling]

I just want to know would you have just as easy moved the stuff in the garage for mrs y if she would have said yoohoo?

 

[curling]

No

Hmm just as I expected.

 

[Y_lifter]

I just want to know would you have just as easy moved the stuff in the garage for mrs y if she would have said yoohoo?

No