wtf yo

[ohashi]

so i was at the gym today and this guy was benchin 350 and strugglin cause he was fat so i walked over to him and tapped the bar lightly from underneat with one finger and it flew up into the ceiling and got stuck there cause im so fuckin strong. the guy got all mad and pissed cause hes got roid rage what a fuckin loser anyway he wanted to fight so it took my pants off and whipped him with my ten foot long penis. i wanted to hit his face but it hit lower and wrapped around his neck and choked him to death thats right i choked a man with my huge penis. the managers daugther saw this she is hot 19 year old so she took me to her office and we fucked like crazy but the office was all windows so everyone saw.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

best post I've seen in a while.

 

[Spanky11]

yo! phunny stuff brobar

 

[hotzie]

best post I've seen in a while.

.

 

[JayC9]

You see kids....that's what drugs do to you.

Just say no.

LOL

 

[jerseyart]

I'm calling bullshit @ you fucking the managers daughter in a glass enclosed office

 

[sorerotators]

I would have fucked the daughter while choking the dude to death. You suck.

 

[patsfan1379]

I'm calling bullshit @ you fucking the managers daughter in a glass enclosed office

.

 

[SoKlueles]

yayyyyyyy good job

 

[wootoom]

awesome i wish i could do that

 

[sawastea]

I love drunk posts.

 

[nofatchicks]

 

[jaded]

yay

 

[ohashi]

I love drunk posts.

Amazingly enough, I wasn't drunk or high. Just sleep-deprived.

 

[Devastation]

this is the correct answer

 

[Dunk]

bo! bo! bo! BOMMMBA RAAAAS!

 

[feisty11975]

so i was at the gym today and this guy was benchin 350 and strugglin cause he was fat so i walked over to him and tapped the bar lightly from underneat with one finger and it flew up into the ceiling and got stuck there cause im so fuckin strong. the guy got all mad and pissed cause hes got roid rage what a fuckin loser anyway he wanted to fight so it took my pants off and whipped him with my ten foot long penis. i wanted to hit his face but it hit lower and wrapped around his neck and choked him to death thats right i choked a man with my huge penis. the managers daugther saw this she is hot 19 year old so she took me to her office and we fucked like crazy but the office was all windows so everyone saw.


AND THEN I WOKE UP ALL WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edited by Feisty11975@2:50 pm

 

[SoreArms]

oh, the exact same thing happened to me last week, except this manager has two 18 year old foxy (female) twins

 

[jay1]

excellent

 

[Mr. dB]

Have you ever been to Frostburg State University?

 

[ohashi]

Have you ever been to Frostburg State University?

No. I'm not a big fan of Maryland.

 

[Mr. dB]

No. I'm not a big fan of Maryland.

It just seemed as if you were channelling BO$ there for a minute...

 

[ohashi]

It just seemed as if you were channelling BO$ there for a minute...

See, now that hurts my feelings.

 

[pintoca]

LOL @ this thread

 

[OMEGA]

...........

 

[hardrock]

Why was this bumped again now?

 

[OMEGA]

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