I was going to post, and then I was like... "why don't I starve a couple of pittbulls, have them locked in a closet, have speakers playing sounds of children playing and really loud death metal blaring outside of the closet, and plates of raw meat outside of the door?" So I did that instead, wrapped my nutsack with some top sirloin, (kobe beef, of course), and played the kid playing sounds as I opened the door. I got mauled, balls gone, dick's hanging by half a freaking I don't know what, and I still just think that e-karma as a gift to a girl is so fucking dumb that I want to get a pitbull...