WTF do men want?

[Deterass]

You can buy that necklace anyday with Walmart's everyday low prices for $29.95



J/k Tell him your sorry and accept the gift.

 

[HumorMe]

Oh, and most men expect a blowjob for every 100 dollars on the purchase price of the gift.

So true but we won't be disappointed with a handjob.

 

[Carmen]

returning it was dramatic, even if you did it in a nice way (which you did).
unless he hurt your feelings by saying you're a golddigger or something to that effect, he wanted you to have it and it probably hurt his feelings when you returned it.

 

[Y_lifter]

........ What Men Want...
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[Y_lifter]

Is it possible that since he can't satisfy *her* sexually (no man can really)
So he is trying to supplement that with the gift and *she* blew it...

 

[digger]

I bought Mrs. Digger an iPod because the $60 MP3 players we bought her kept breaking.

She won't touch it because she's "afraid she'll break it."

Words cannot express how upset we both got over this -- she's upset because of my extravagance (this was a "don't buy me a birthday present" present), and I'm upset because I really wanted her to enjoy it.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

What code said minus the blow job part although it was rather funny.

 

[biteme]

Is it possible that since he can't satisfy *her* sexually (no man can really)

Obviously, you don't know me. lol

 

[Code]

The blowjob part is the straight dope on how men think.

Or at least the straight dope on how Code thinks.
But the, Code's fiance knows this and yet still can't get her balance "paid" off.

What code said minus the blow job part although it was rather funny.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

code I need to hit you with some green when I reload.