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WTF do i write on the damn card???

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decem

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k.. so i'm getting #2 a dozen white lillies.. sent to her work...

now i gotta figure out what to put on the card...

here's some of the ideas i've had thusfar:

"happy v-day"

"suck me beautiful"

"you're pretty neat"

"be my valentine"

"you had me at hello"

"loosen up bitch!!!"

"wanna fuck?"

"why don't we get drunk and screw"

"i'm happy i met you"

"you're lucky i even acknowledge you.. now give up the punani"

"i'm glad our paths crossed once more" (since we've known each other for awhile)

"the grand total that i've spent on you so far is now over $200.. it's time to start acting like you wanna do me"

"let's go cow tipping"



FUCK.. i suck at this crap.. help a nigga out....
 
Fuck man, its a valentines card, not some bid or proposal to contract your dick sucking services out to the male dancers at Chipendales, just write whats in your heart.
 
ttlpkg said:


You're probably better off just letting Hallmark do the talking. Just sign your name.

Love,
No-Rap
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i would.. but i can't.. i'm callin the flower place and havin em deliver... and i'm not tryin to drive 50 miles back home to drop off the damn card.. then back here.. ain't gonna happen...



so.. THINK people.... THINK!!!!


come on... let's get the think tank rollin.. i need idears..
 
Remember Grant
Remember Lee
The Hell with them
Remember Me

or

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Tonight I look forward
To Sleeping with You
 
girls love a good essay on roman civilization, go with that, its from the heart
 
The Nature Boy said:
eep op orp ah ah

happy scrappy knows what that means
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Sounds like lyrics from a rock n roll song on an old episode of the Jestsons.

"eep op orp ah ah" means I love you.

(I watched a lot of cartoons as a kid)
 
Dear whoever,

It's been nice to getting to know you, hope you enjoy your Valentine's Day....

Sincerely (not Love,)

Me

P.S. Can I please have some booty now? Pretty pretty please?
 
What if you just found a chem text book and wrote out a nice long equation for how cellular respiration works. I bet that would win her heart...and impress her with your intelligence.
 
alexiarenee said:

:p
Gotta love a guy with an uncanny sense of humor.....I like this one....:)
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Really? My wife would slap the shit out of me if I wrote that. Or maybe not...Perhaps I'll try it next year.
 
If you honestly don't know what to put on the card, then just don't get her one. I don't remember the last time I got a Valentine's card..it's really no biggie.
If you already got her those flowers, get her a lil bear ( a nice looking one ) or something to go with it. Or take her to eat or something.
 
If you get down on me, I'll get down on you,
I will do anything that you want me to,
It's a game of give and take to make it through.
So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.

signed, b4-4

b4-4.jpg
 
Or get some construction paper and make a cutesy one with crayons.

Sounds dumb, but I would think that was really cute.
 
I cannot believe that you are my wife
You took all my hope, you ruined my life

You make eveery day impossible to bear
I scratch at the walls, and tear out my hair

You every word shrieking, like some wounded kitties
I let myself be blinded by your implanted titties

Every day now with you is pain, angst and sorrow
I have no hope today, nor will I tomorrow

You are a good fuck, that I will concede
Then why one this day, do i want you to bleed?

I cannot even look at other girls anymore
Let alone fuck them, you fucking god damned whore

I have no more freedom, I need some new ass
Some stupid bitch, one with no class

So I can bust a nut and cum her eyes
After i bury my treasure in between her thighs

But, no, not for me on this Valentines Day
I'll only be fucking you I am sorry to say


Happy Valentines day Honey
 
Trance said:
Or get some construction paper and make a cutesy one with crayons.

Sounds dumb, but I would think that was really cute.
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That would be..
Now, I think I figure he's means on that lil rectangle card that comes with the flowers......
I was thinking a regualr card..
Anyway, DECEM, if you can't figure what to put on that, just put "to" "from" "happy valentine's day, beautiful"
 
smallmovesal said:
If you get down on me, I'll get down on you,
I will do anything that you want me to,
It's a game of give and take to make it through.
So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.

signed, b4-4

b4-4.jpg
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:confused:
Who are those guys?????
They look as if they would be singing that to each other........;)
 
addickt said:
I cannot believe that you are my wife
You took all my hope, you ruined my life

You make eveery day impossible to bear
I scratch at the walls, and tear out my hair

You every word shrieking, like some wounded kitties
I let myself be blinded by your implanted titties

Every day now with you is pain, angst and sorrow
I have no hope today, nor will I tomorrow

You are a good fuck, that I will concede
Then why one this day, do i want you to bleed?

I cannot even look at other girls anymore
Let alone fuck them, you fucking god damned whore

I have no more freedom, I need some new ass
Some stupid bitch, one with no class

So I can bust a nut and cum her eyes
After i bury my treasure in between her thighs

But, no, not for me on this Valentines Day
I'll only be fucking you I am sorry to say


Happy Valentines day Honey
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OMG!!!!! :FRlol:
 
Decem...

I think that what Pink said would work just fine...if you are going to get her a card. I would do without the teddy bear. The lilies are a very nice touch, btw. Very thoughtful! :) Good luck!

NF
 
love the poems guys.. too bad i don't know her better.. i'd probably put one of those on there instead trying to be frickin cutesy..



so here's the deal.. i'm having second thoughts on the flippin flowers.. the girl aint all that.. and i don't want her to think i'm trippin over her...


and as for the card.. the one who said "if you can't think of anything.. don't get her one".. that's what i'm thinkin...

now i'm to the point where i might just pick up one lilly.. and hand it to her when she comes over tonight...

what do you think?

it's that or the one dozen sent to her work... so which is it gonna be... c'mon ladies.. don't steer me wrong here..

if i did get the flowers.. the card (the one that comes with the flowers).. would need to say something short, cute, to the point.. without being corny or implying that i want anything more than to screw.. and hang out a little bit.. maybe..

maybe i should just have them send the flowers to her... with no card.. no nothin.... so it doesn't even say who they're from...

yeah yeah.. how's that sound?


btw. ashe.. that site.. askmen.com.. is good... really good.
 
Yeah, I think the single flower would be good. That way....she will know that you enjoy her company, but are not in any way going to take things fast. Just give her the one flower when she comes over tonight. I think that will be the best thing...and forget the card.
 
what kinda flower?

i single lily type of thing?

with some other crap around it? or just by itself?

a rose?




a hate this crap
 
ok.. i might make a little sumpin sumpin too.. a little card type of deal...


anyone wanna make it for me and send it to me...


cool.. thx
 
guccianqel said:
heres a short n sweet little poem
God made her with sugar
God made her with spice
Everything else God made is extra nice:D
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thx for the suggestion and all...

but dude...

you gotta get that god crap the fuck up out of my thread...
 
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