WTF ??? couldn't nut !!!

[halfcenturian]

I know I'm gettin old but this has only happened before when I was drunk. Wifey and I were doin' the horizontal mambo last night, and for the life of me I couldn't cum!. Shot some test yesterday morning but I'm on HRT so that's nothing new. Also do HCG twice a week. Do I need popsicle sticks and some duct tape?
Damn... Maybe some clomid or derma?? Some younger wool? j/k
HELP the old man out. I know I've read about other bros having this problem but could not find anything on search.

 

[OMEGA]

 

[AAP]

She's cheating on you.

 

[holy ghost]

When my nuts are atrophied bigtime it is hard to Cum

then my nuts go FLAT

up your dose of HCG

 

[Muscle Mafia]

That's fucked bro!! Did you try thinkin' about sexy college girls?

 

[Muscle Mafia]

She's cheating on you.

LMFAO

 

[centy]

Hmmm. Strange. Your wife always makes me cum. Atrophy or not.

 

[gladiator2]

I know I'm gettin old but this has only happened before when I was drunk. Wifey and I were doin' the horizontal mambo last night, and for the life of me I couldn't cum!. Shot some test yesterday morning but I'm on HRT so that's nothing new. Also do HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - twice a week. Do I need popsicle sticks and some duct tape?
Damn... Maybe some clomid or derma?? Some younger wool? j/k
HELP the old man out. I know I've read about other bros having this problem but could not find anything on search.

Dude dont worry yet ..how much test you doing and for how long???It will happen from time to time as you get older ( i dont know your age) Im 43..cialis is my haven .. but only at times ..and when im on a heavy cycle..or coming off...Just dont let it go to your head ..

 

[halfcenturian]

Dude dont worry yet ..how much test you doing and for how long???It will happen from time to time as you get older ( i dont know your age) Im 43..cialis is my haven .. but only at times ..and when im on a heavy cycle..or coming off...Just dont let it go to your head ..

My bros... my pals.... Ripped a part like a T-bone steak by dobermans !!
HA HA! Brutal! God I love this board.

Here's the deal, I have been taken it in the ass by our leader AAP!
Now I can't come unless I got a dick in my ass! LOL. You heartless fuckers!!

Truly... I have been taken Proscar (5mg finast.) a day for the last 2 weeks.
Culprit #1.
ALSO my Dr. upped the dosage on my Effexor. It's an anti-deprsnt I take for anxiety/ panic/ mild depresion and fucks up sex drive big time. Culprit #2.

That Plus HRT may not be quite on point. Don't know if I should up Test. Probably not. But I will up my HCG and toss in some clomid. GOTDAM!

My options are to be a : No sex drive, full head of hair, happy go lucky, ripped MF - who can't blow a load...
Or a bald, depressed, 24 hour full wood psycho, chasing little girls around the playground.

Maybe holy ghost can swing by the house - an just bust a cap in my ass!

 

[holy ghost]

Nigga buck buck buck watch the ak47 spray

 

[captainahole]

I know I'm gettin old but this has only happened before when I was drunk. Wifey and I were doin' the horizontal mambo last night, and for the life of me I couldn't cum!. Shot some test yesterday morning but I'm on HRT so that's nothing new. Also do HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - twice a week. Do I need popsicle sticks and some duct tape?
Damn... Maybe some clomid or derma?? Some younger wool? j/k
HELP the old man out. I know I've read about other bros having this problem but could not find anything on search.

I've run into that regularly these days with the test and all but I don't worry about it. I have found it takes a 45 min to an hour or so to get the damn thing to go off so I just tease the hell out of my wife and that gets me going an there she blows.

 

[halfcenturian]

Nigga buck buck buck watch the ak47 spray

I'll be out front the house.... say around 10:30 tonight.

... Call if you running late.

 

[halfcenturian]

Dude dont worry yet ..how much test you doing and for how long???It will happen from time to time as you get older ( i dont know your age) Im 43..cialis is my haven .. but only at times ..and when im on a heavy cycle..or coming off...Just dont let it go to your head ..

I'm old... No older. No, I am getting older.... fuck it! I'm 50
Read my addy... Halfcenturian....get it ? Half a century... 50 years... clever.
I'm coming up on 51.

I hear ya bro. One of those old age things. Cialis, viagra is good stuff for wood. But that's not my issue... He snaps to attention, but I can't turn the safety off to get him to shoot sometimes.

I should have run down to the XXX forum for a while to get the urge.

Thanks for the love and mercy, my brothers. 10:30 ghost - lock and load.

 

[BigGuyPHX]

I know I'm gettin old but this has only happened before when I was drunk. Wifey and I were doin' the horizontal mambo last night, and for the life of me I couldn't cum!. Shot some test yesterday morning but I'm on HRT so that's nothing new. Also do HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - twice a week. Do I need popsicle sticks and some duct tape?
Damn... Maybe some clomid or derma?? Some younger wool? j/k
HELP the old man out. I know I've read about other bros having this problem but could not find anything on search.

No problem!
Heres what you do...
OK first off refering to fucking as the "horizontal mambo" is just wrong PLEASE dont do it again. I dont have these problems because I'm a sick fuckin bastard end of story. So what Dr.PHX thinks you should do is just get nasty raunchy down right midevil on the wifey, I do things to my barely legals that you wouldnt find in underground porn flicks. This my friend will keep you hittin on all cyclinders if ya know what I'm talking about.

Yea of course you can up the HCG but why not make a sport out of your "little problem"?

Ok let me brag about this one...
I got this little black haired green eyed 20yo spinner comming over to my house to service me two nights ago and we run to grab some take out and I look in the back seat of her honda and she has this cheerleading outfit sittin on the seat, I said "what this?" she said she dropped by her younger sisters house to borrow the outfit for a Haloween party next weekend. Now you guys know damn well that fuckin outfit went in the house with me a little dinned and a few Absolut Vodka and Cranberry (aka BigGuy's Liquid Panty Remover) and I'm telling her how she could pass for a highschool girl with that outfit on! HAHAHA Next thing ya know shes got that outfit on and then I talk her into pulling her hair up in pigtails. I told her she was sick and twisted and should be ashamed of herself.(THat just made her hot)
For fear of getting arested for a few crimes I may have committed I wont go into details but lets just say I busted a NUT!

Bro take my advice and be a sick twisted bastard like me and if that does'nt work hit the HCG more and ask the wifey for a three-some

This has been a public service message from BigPHX

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

That was fantastic... lol

I recently started Cipralex... can't bust to save my life.. :S

 

[BigGuyPHX]

That was fantastic... lol

I recently started Cipralex... can't bust to save my life.. :S

I swear if that ever happens to me I would lose my fuckin mind!
Sex is like air or food to me, I need it to live. I'm not controlled by pussy I just love sex.(I now I have a problem... First Step Done!)

I know when I have a real freak to please I wont have ANY sex for a few days this always gives me the back preassure to proform all night.

I alway luv a girl that will give me "movie head" thats head during the whole movie(at home of course... not Pee Wee style) after a good 2 hour spit shine Mr.Happy is ready to shot the stock pile for distance.

Spinners, hos, and barely legals have no problem doing these nice acts of kindness but wifes and girl friends you need to play the trade game...
Your Movie Head for Her Back Massage.(Thats why I stay single!)

God I love my life!!!

BigPHX livin the dream.

 

[BigGuyPHX]

By the way why dont you bros throw me some K for this kind of valuable advice???

Damn! I cant wait to write my book and get paid!

PHX out!

 

[centy]

I should have run down to the XXX forum for a while to get the urge.

Thanks for the love and mercy, my brothers. 10:30 ghost - lock and load.

Don't worry dude. You'll be fine.

Good luck

 

[halfcenturian]

I WAS wearing a cheerleaders outfit.

I call Bullshit ...post some pics - Mr. "I'm fuckin' everybody"

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Hmmm. Strange. Your wife always makes me cum. Atrophy or not.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the same problem with your girl centy.

 

[nzrodney]

Lol this thread rocks.. Me I pump 200mg Viarga get on the horse she done 6 orgasims & gone to hang out the washing while I finish myself off. But when it blows Its delicious. Yeah me an old cunt on 2g PW.

 

[holy ghost]

jesus christ rod spare us the detalis lol FFDLSKew

 

[nzrodney]

jesus christ rod spare us the detalis lol FFDLSKew

LOL Bro sorry to bore ya with all the gory details! Hope your problems getting sorted out. Peace

 

[jon1320]

ttiwwop

 

[Acela]

my guess is that the effexor is the culprit.

My bros... my pals.... Ripped a part like a T-bone steak by dobermans !!
HA HA! Brutal! God I love this board.

Here's the deal, I have been taken it in the ass by our leader AAP!
Now I can't come unless I got a dick in my ass! LOL. You heartless fuckers!!

Truly... I have been taken Proscar (5mg finast.) a day for the last 2 weeks.
Culprit #1.
ALSO my Dr. upped the dosage on my Effexor. It's an anti-deprsnt I take for anxiety/ panic/ mild depresion and fucks up sex drive big time. Culprit #2.

That Plus HRT may not be quite on point. Don't know if I should up Test. Probably not. But I will up my HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - and toss in some clomid. GOTDAM!

My options are to be a : No sex drive, full head of hair, happy go lucky, ripped MF - who can't blow a load...
Or a bald, depressed, 24 hour full wood psycho, chasing little girls around the playground.

Maybe holy ghost can swing by the house - an just bust a cap in my ass!

 

[halfcenturian]

my guess is that the effexor is the culprit.

Oh ya! Big time. But Panic/ anxirty attacks are no picnic either, or I would dump it like last weeks garbage.
Effexor is great, except for sexual sides. I'm on 450mg/ ED.

Also Proscar not helping situation according to my Dr.

Good call man, and accurate!

 

[holy ghost]

ever tried ativan bro it works wonders on anxiety its like high powered xanax its from the benzo fam.

 

[halfcenturian]

ever tried ativan bro it works wonders on anxiety its like high powered xanax its from the benzo fam.

I'm a Valium man myself. It's all good shit. I think the "no blow" sex thing, is from the finsteride and upping the ssri. So they are gettin' the boot.
At 50 who needs hair! I had hair when I needed it, so if it goes it goes.
Going lower on effexor and see what happens. Thanks for your input gents.
BTW, I pinned 500 iu's HCG IM. I felt like when those first two big rails kick in.
Analogically speaking, of course. God Bless HCG!
Peace, out.

 

[holy ghost]

So you ready to Hop in the whip and go bangin on some busters then hit the club and party with some young wool like they did it in the 80s??


mmmmm rails

 

[halfcenturian]

So you ready to Hop in the whip and go bangin on some busters then hit the club and party with some young wool like they did it in the 80s??


mmmmm rails

I'm down. Let's roll! I'm one, blue balled, pissed off gangsta machine.
MAC-10's FA with 2-30's to empty get things rollin'. PSHITMF!

80's AND the late 70's!....... OH MMAAAAN, you missed some shit.
Except we didn't stitch MFer's to the wall.

All you Gen X punk ass bitches. Shit we got was right off the boat. 90%.
Rail out a half G at a time.... I myself never did part take you understand.

Have we come to the end of this blow your load thread yet??? HA HA HA!

 

[boyer]

proviron, cabaser and mary jane. We come so hard,the neighbor asked about it. I do not snort the cocaine, I only smoke the sensimilla.

 

[ego boner]

i feel like santa claus on prozac having sex at disneyland with an elf after reading this thread.

EGO!

 

[nzrodney]

So you ready to Hop in the whip and go bangin on some busters then hit the club and party with some young wool like they did it in the 80s??


mmmmm rails

LOL lots of sheep down here!

 

[jvilma51]

hahaha this just great....load of bs......idk guys who get mad girls usually dont brag and tell stories....but u your prob one of those guys that sits home every nite and gets off to on the comp......i am calling bs on ur story sorry bro....

No problem!
Heres what you do...
OK first off refering to fucking as the "horizontal mambo" is just wrong PLEASE dont do it again. I dont have these problems because I'm a sick fuckin bastard end of story. So what Dr.PHX thinks you should do is just get nasty raunchy down right midevil on the wifey, I do things to my barely legals that you wouldnt find in underground porn flicks. This my friend will keep you hittin on all cyclinders if ya know what I'm talking about.

Yea of course you can up the HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - but why not make a sport out of your "little problem"?

Ok let me brag about this one...
I got this little black haired green eyed 20yo spinner comming over to my house to service me two nights ago and we run to grab some take out and I look in the back seat of her honda and she has this cheerleading outfit sittin on the seat, I said "what this?" she said she dropped by her younger sisters house to borrow the outfit for a Haloween party next weekend. Now you guys know damn well that fuckin outfit went in the house with me a little dinned and a few Absolut Vodka and Cranberry (aka BigGuy's Liquid Panty Remover) and I'm telling her how she could pass for a highschool girl with that outfit on! HAHAHA Next thing ya know shes got that outfit on and then I talk her into pulling her hair up in pigtails. I told her she was sick and twisted and should be ashamed of herself.(THat just made her hot)
For fear of getting arested for a few crimes I may have committed I wont go into details but lets just say I busted a NUT!

Bro take my advice and be a sick twisted bastard like me and if that does'nt work hit the HCG more and ask the wifey for a three-some

This has been a public service message from BigPHX

 

[halfcenturian]

proviron, cabaser and mary jane. We come so hard,the neighbor asked about it. I do not snort the cocaine, I only smoke the sensimilla.

It's all seedlees now bro, BFD. It's amount of THC that counts: skunk, purple haze, dutch blueberry, northern lights.... it's all about 25% THC.

Gave it all up years ago. I don't do any of that shit. Don't even drink-Ever.

Anyway we gonna close this mother out.
None of the usual fixes are going to help my nutting issue, until I lower the SSRI and dump the Proscar.
You are right about Prov and caber. Toss in a little clomid too. MJ? HAHA!

 

[holy ghost]

Yeah, I move so much blow I need a snow plow.

 

[AAP]

Lol this thread rocks.. Me I pump 200mg Viarga get on the horse she done 6 orgasims & gone to hang out the washing while I finish myself off. But when it blows Its delicious. Yeah me an old cunt on 2g PW.

WTF is this?

You need 200mg of Viagra?

And if your lady had 6 orgasms and then went outside to hang out the wash... I can assure you that 6 out of 6 of those orgasms were faked. From the sound of it, she probably had them all in the span of 10 seconds and then pushed you off.

If I banged someone to 6 orgams, I would have to go hang them outside cause they wouldn't be walking anywhere under their own willpower anytime soon.

 

[holy ghost]

AAP old blue eyes young at heart!

 

[Snarling Force]

I recently had this problem this past cycle that I ended 3 weeks ago now. I'm returning back to normal thanks to HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - - human chorionic gonadotropin - and Clomid, but the last several weeks of my cycle, test and trenbolone, it would take me a long time to cum and it was starting to piss my wife off because normally I can go at will. My Dad had a shiteload of viagra and cialis that I got since he passed away a few weeks back and was about to start using it before my wife threw it out by accident WTF? Anyways, balls were pretty shrunken near the cycle's end and really when I would come, all that would cum out was this white jelly curdeled milk dud cum. My wife would squeal when I gave her an oral injection of the this yogurt delight and I would end up dying laughing. Anyone know why this happens? Its like the cum is there, but all the fluid that normally goes with it stops getting produced.

Anyways, semen is getting back to normal now thankfully...