wtf at the gym

[Sub-Zero]

i have my headphones on and im going to get water from the fountain, and jackangels fat uncle was standing sort of near th ewaterfountain like he wanted a drink and he was stairin at me, so i slow down and say, "are u in line to drink" and he says something, so i take my headphones off and he goes
"the h20. it is for you. drink drink" i wanted to laugh my balls off, but instead i just smiled and said, oh ok thanks, and drank. turns out he wasnt even in line, just standing in the line pathway

 

[newbiebynature]

what a psycho...

 

[Seashell]

Cute.

 

[stilleto]

sounds like you might be the strange one.

 

[newbiebynature]

he probably has a fetish for watching boys drink water...

 

[Tiervexx]

he probably has a fetish for watching boys drink water...

Or just watching boys...

 

[Sub-Zero]

sounds like you might be the strange one.

probably.

okay fine heres a better one.

actually im not gunna say it cause its sort of fucked up since she seems like a nice girl


she his pretty hot looks like brook hogan, but oompaloompafied herself with self orangetanner

 

[jnevin]

lol @ oompaloompafied

 

[nutsnack]

probably.

she his pretty hot looks like brook hogan, but oompaloompafied herself with self orangetanner

what?

all i got out of this is you think some she-male is hot

 

[newbiebynature]

i remember when i was a junior in high school i went to go get my hair cut and this lady that was cutting my hair asked my mom if i was in fourth grade cuz i looked so young...i wanted to punch her in the face...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

"the h20. it is for you. drink drink"

very Prince of Persia ish. i wonder if they have nice sandstone, sublime

 

[Sub-Zero]

i remember when i was a junior in high school i went to go get my hair cut and this lady that was cutting my hair asked my mom if i was in fourth grade cuz i looked so young...i wanted to punch her in the face...

lol that sucks. my bro used to get the same he was a late bloomer


but speaking of haircut stories i dont remember the exact details, but i was getitng my haircut and some lady looked at me all funny and was like "wow you are gorgeous, are you a model" i thought she was just fucking with me trying to be an asshole, then she started talking somore to me and the hair dresser and i realized she was on mass amounts of drugs...

it felt really icky too, she was so old like 40's and asking me who my girlfriend is and all this saying i must have one im so good looking, and trying to tell the hair dresser what to do with my hair

 

[newbiebynature]

1 thing i really hated was when i was younger and i hadnt seen family in awhile they would ask how many girlfriends i had...i want to fucking shoot them

 

[deltreefitness]

lol that sucks. my bro used to get the same he was a late bloomer


but speaking of haircut stories i dont remember the exact details, but i was getitng my haircut and some lady looked at me all funny and was like "wow you are gorgeous, are you a model" i thought she was just fucking with me trying to be an asshole, then she started talking somore to me and the hair dresser and i realized she was on mass amounts of drugs...

it felt really icky too, she was so old like 40's and asking me who my girlfriend is and all this saying i must have one im so good looking, and trying to tell the hair dresser what to do with my hair

That's awesome. You shoulda hit it.

 

[Sub-Zero]

1 thing i really hated was when i was younger and i hadnt seen family in awhile they would ask how many girlfriends i had...i want to fucking shoot them

yeah they are like "do you have a girl we should know about"

im like "yeah, i have a fucking mom, kill yourself"

 

[Sub-Zero]

That's awesome. You shoulda hit it.

my mom was right there otherwise i woulda asked her if she had any candy back at her van

 

[eat big]

Go to class son.

 

[HiDnGoD]

it felt really icky too, she was so old like 40's and asking me who my girlfriend is and all this saying i must have one im so good looking, and trying to tell the hair dresser what to do with my hair

Who you callin old you young protozoa?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Who you callin old you young protozoa?

 

[slat1]

It sounds like improper touching may have happend at the fountain!

 

[jackangel]

i think we can safely conclude from this that indians are HILARIOUS

 

[Sub-Zero]

i think we can safely conclude from this that indians are HILARIOUS

have u seen the stand up indian comedian i forget his name "somebody's gonna get a hurt reaaal bad"



RUSSELL PETERS

 

[blut wump]

It sounds like improper douching may have happened at the fountain!

I hope you don't mind the minor edit.

 

[HiDnGoD]

1 thing i really hated was when i was younger and i hadnt seen family in awhile they would ask how many girlfriends i had...i want to fucking shoot them

I had a great aunt that always did that. Pinching my cheek, telling me how handsome I was. I told her when I was 15 that I liked men.

 

[newbiebynature]

lol