Writings On The Walls Of Toilets

[TerraNoble]

Some funny shit going on

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

 

[TerraNoble]

Sign seen at a restaurant) The hands that clean these toilets also make your food ..please aim properly

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

I remember one from college.

"Why do people talk shit when they take a shit?"

 

[TerraNoble]

another one:Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

 

[aalox]

"Here I sit,
all broken-hearted.
I tried to shit,
but I only farted."

 

[Silent Method]

"Don't risk an infection, put some protection on that erection."

 

[aalox]

"Don't risk an infection, put some protection on that erection."

...some related quotes...
http://www.laughnet.net/archive/crude/condom.htm

 

[TerraNoble]

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

 

[Silent Method]

...some related quotes...
http://www.laughnet.net/archive/crude/condom.htm

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

LMFAO!!

 

[TerraNoble]

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

Make love, not war.- Hell, do both, get married!

 

[TerraNoble]

Confucius say : Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

I concur !

 

[the nature boy]

here's one I will always remember

"Some come here to read or write, some come to wonder,
I come here to shit and piss and fart like fucking thunder."

 

[slickdadd]

The one that really struck a chord with me was.....ahem.....

"Led Zep says the slong remains the same."

no real point to it, but i laughed at both Led Zep, and the crafty pun.

 

[casavant]

LOL. There's a religious debate going on in one of the toilet stalls here that looks like it came from EF.

 

[Ingram]

Writen on the inside of a stall door.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
I have Crabs,
now so do you.

-Ingram

 

[TerraNoble]

Seen above a urinal)

Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays

 

[TerraNoble]

Beer drinkers:Express Lane: Five beers or less

 

[fogg88]

Here I sit in silent vapor,
someone stole the toilet paper.
I can't wait and I can't linger,
guess I'll have to use my finger.

 

[samjsan]

Don't put your cigarettes in the urinals...i dont piss in your ashtrays

 

[RADAR]

please.please do not throw cigarettes in the toilet,as they become soggy and hard to light.

RADAR

 

[Warik]

I actually saw a large sign in the stall on the door (so you see it just after you sit to take a massive dump).

In huge fucking letters with a shadowy figure in the background.

"JOHN ASHCROFT IS WATCHING YOU!"

-Warik