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KillahBee
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I had an MRI today. Usually my tactic to get thru the MRU without freaking out (I only start getting antsy when I begin to concentrate on breathing) is to just talk to myself in my head. I typically tell stories to myself, usually recounting past experiences of mine. The 3 topics I can remember from today's session (which was themed to Hendrix's "The Ultimate Experience" which actually made the process enjoyable):
- The ULTIMATE cockblock: Some chick I used to work with had a crush on me, so we ended up going out one random night. I convinced her to leave her car at the bar, that I would drive her home. This girl was really feeling me (we ended up dating for a few months) and I was into her - shit, we held hands the first night we hung out
. ANyway, we are about 1/4 mile from her crib, so I'm getting my finger-banging routine all prepped in my mind when her phone rings. Lo and behold it is her BF....crying. Dude was going into the NFL draft the next month and was just freaking out about it.
- Meditating: It's really not about some crazy spiritual awakening where angels and Gods speak to you and you levitate and shit (although it can be). It's jsut about slowing things down, concentrating and thinking. If everyone just learned to re-pattern their behaviors to do this every second of every day life would be much easier.
- The word "recognize": If you break it down, it's "re" and "cognize". If you really get into the hippy stuff and truly believe that everything in the universe is connected and one and the same, then you realize that "recognizing" someone or something isn't as simple as "I saw/experienced that once and kind of remember it", it's realizing a part of you that was stuck in your subconscious.
Fuck, that girl had a GREAT vagina.
- The ULTIMATE cockblock: Some chick I used to work with had a crush on me, so we ended up going out one random night. I convinced her to leave her car at the bar, that I would drive her home. This girl was really feeling me (we ended up dating for a few months) and I was into her - shit, we held hands the first night we hung out
. ANyway, we are about 1/4 mile from her crib, so I'm getting my finger-banging routine all prepped in my mind when her phone rings. Lo and behold it is her BF....crying. Dude was going into the NFL draft the next month and was just freaking out about it. - Meditating: It's really not about some crazy spiritual awakening where angels and Gods speak to you and you levitate and shit (although it can be). It's jsut about slowing things down, concentrating and thinking. If everyone just learned to re-pattern their behaviors to do this every second of every day life would be much easier.
- The word "recognize": If you break it down, it's "re" and "cognize". If you really get into the hippy stuff and truly believe that everything in the universe is connected and one and the same, then you realize that "recognizing" someone or something isn't as simple as "I saw/experienced that once and kind of remember it", it's realizing a part of you that was stuck in your subconscious.
Fuck, that girl had a GREAT vagina.
