I actually do wrestle professionally... and yeah... I get picked up on a lot.
Well... sorta.
There was this one chick.... totally hot... She was around 5'4" and INCREDIBLY SEXY!
She was all over it, I shit you not. I didn't even know her name, and yet she offered to blow me right there on the spot.
I was so tempted, because this lady fuckin' ROCKED! But I thought she might snag my shaft-skin on her broken tooth... the one right next to the missing one, I think. I couldn't really look straight at her. Her breath sort of smelled like steamed cabbage...
But she was awesome. She didn't really look that good in the light and stuff... but DAMN! From a distance and in the dark... WOOHOO! I'm serious.
I said: "You wanna go to my car?" And she said no... see, she has a hard time fitting in smaller cars. It's strange though, she was only around 196 lbs or so. She looked a little wide from some angles, but that's because she was short.
So she told me to go in the locker room, and she'd suck me dry. I was going to... but I didn't have the $50 she wanted.
But DAMN! You should have seen her.
I get that stuff all the time. Girls just standing on street corners will waive me down and wanna hump... and I'm sittin' here thinkin' "DAMN! I'm so buff, she wants to get it on before she can even SEE me!"
Yep... we wrestlers get that shit all the time.