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Wow CHicks dig that pro wrestler look!

MIKERAZ

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My boy whos 280 at 5'8 started sporting a tan and a short goatee and a leather jacket and a silbver curb necklace wow everyone goes up to him especially women and ask are you a pro wrestler and then hit on him. he gets all the time are you a wrestler or do you play football. He said it gets tiring any one knwo how he feels?
 
i know how he feels.

i am not anywere near his size but for my age i am very large.

people ask me if i play football all the time and there are severl football players at my school who ask me EVERY FUCKING DAY if i will play football next year. there is this one annoying little brat who praticly begs me to play rougbie because they don't have any big people this year and it was flattering at first but now it is very annoying. i lift weights because i love to lift more then anything, and i want to eventuly compeat in powerlifting or somthing, but i HATE team sports so much....
 
I'm what has been described as a "rippling curvaceous mass of one-hundred-and-forty-six pounds of animalistic wonder"
 
Frackal said:
I'm what has been described as a "rippling curvaceous mass of one-hundred-and-forty-six pounds of animalistic wonder"


JUST BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND TELLS YOU THAT WHEN HE IS TOSSING YOUR SALAD DOESNT MEAN ANYONE ELSE DOES.



KAYNE
 
Frackal said:
Dont' hate cause I weigh 148 skinny boy


YOU ONLY OUTWEIGH ME BY 8 LBS FOOL. I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU WITH THE YEAR. MY DIET AND TRAINING PROGRAMS THAT I JUST ADOPTED ARE SUPERIOR. I'M BUMPING IT UP TO 1500 KCALS/DAY. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, I JUST ADDED CREATINE TO MY DIET. I'LL BE BIG IN NO TIME.




KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:



YOU ONLY OUTWEIGH ME BY 8 LBS FOOL. I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU WITH THE YEAR. MY DIET AND TRAINING PROGRAMS THAT I JUST ADOPTED ARE SUPERIOR. I'M BUMPING IT UP TO 1500 KCALS/DAY. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, I JUST ADDED CREATINE TO MY DIET. I'LL BE BIG IN NO TIME.




KAYNE

Frack added the new nitro tech bar to his diet. You know, the one that can turn your physique into a shredded mass of lean muscle. Face it, you are fucked.
 
I actually do wrestle professionally... and yeah... I get picked up on a lot.

Well... sorta.

There was this one chick.... totally hot... She was around 5'4" and INCREDIBLY SEXY!

She was all over it, I shit you not. I didn't even know her name, and yet she offered to blow me right there on the spot.

I was so tempted, because this lady fuckin' ROCKED! But I thought she might snag my shaft-skin on her broken tooth... the one right next to the missing one, I think. I couldn't really look straight at her. Her breath sort of smelled like steamed cabbage...

But she was awesome. She didn't really look that good in the light and stuff... but DAMN! From a distance and in the dark... WOOHOO! I'm serious.

I said: "You wanna go to my car?" And she said no... see, she has a hard time fitting in smaller cars. It's strange though, she was only around 196 lbs or so. She looked a little wide from some angles, but that's because she was short.

So she told me to go in the locker room, and she'd suck me dry. I was going to... but I didn't have the $50 she wanted.

But DAMN! You should have seen her.

I get that stuff all the time. Girls just standing on street corners will waive me down and wanna hump... and I'm sittin' here thinkin' "DAMN! I'm so buff, she wants to get it on before she can even SEE me!"

Yep... we wrestlers get that shit all the time.
 
i dunno what planet y'all are on, but the majority of females here on earth with over 50% of their original teeth and a high school degree find the pro wrestler look to be a big turn off. yeah, no doubt there are some chicks who dig on that look, but the same amount also dig the skinny, emaciated look as well. you want a physique that attracts the most amount of chickenheads, aim to look like a men's health cover model.
 
I think that most chicks are scared of pro wrestler types. I personally never witnessed chicks hitting on guys who weight over 250 lbs in clubs or parties. They try to back away from them. I'm 5.9 and weight 185 at 6% bodyfat and get a ton more attention in clubs than the 250 lb wrestler wannabes.
 
JohnyJuice said:


Frack added the new nitro tech bar to his diet. You know, the one that can turn your physique into a shredded mass of lean muscle. Face it, you are fucked.


DAMN, I CANT AFFORD THE NITRO TECH BAR. I'M SCREWED. I'M GONNA HAVE TO UP IT TO 2000 KCALS/DAY.




KAYNE
 
I wrastled with the NAWF while I was in Chicago... and it looks like I'll be going back there shortly, so I'll once again be hitting the independant circuit!! :)

C-ditty
 
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