True story:
on 23 DEC of last year the Old Grump and I were last minute Christmas shopping in downtown Grapevine (Texas) when a rather large police woman (she was well over 6 foot) was sorta following us around a shop. Both of us were like, "Did you shoplift 'er sumthin? Any warrants that you forgot to tell me about?"

Can't remember who said what to whom first but the police officer was only being "friendly". Back in NJ if a cop had followed us around like that, I'd be waiting to be thrown on the floor, hands behind my back. Next thing you know she is recommending that we both take up shooting together as a hobby. "Lotsa couples 'round here do it. They find it relaxing."
Good Lord how I LOVE Texas.