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Depends on the operation Brosophine Baker. Fuggin toe or some shit sure. Anything major, where's the lube?
 
id rather have a woman operate on me, they have compassion and empathy.

I had this chinese urologist when I had kidney stones, dude shows up in a camo x ray vest, rubber boots and jokes that he is going fishing. mother fucker,I know you china men like to fish but your going in through my cock hole, this isnt the time to joke.

a woman doc would have saw my cock and asked me to marry her
 
why isn't anyone sending me noodz today.....


what the fuck is wrong with you people

Im pacing
 
shirlene29 said:
why isn't anyone sending me noodz today.....


what the fuck is wrong with you people

Im pacing
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haha sorry,no nudes on the computer,only on my phone and I cant upload them that way cuz im ghetto

did you ever do progress pics like promised? I went away for a month and missed them if so
 
WoodyO said:
A woman gave me an ultrasound on my nuts once. Does that count as an operation?
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Me too! My nuts hurt and I went to the emergency room. I was thinking about whether it would be better to have a girl or guy doc checking out my nuts. Either way is kind of wierd. But anyway, I'm waiting for the ultra sound and this totally butch bull dyke walks in to do the test. I thought that was a fair compromise. :)

And she did a great job.

Had skin graft surgery for serious burns, by an excellent woman doctor.

I also had an ingrown toenail removed by woman doc. The novocaine took forever to kick in so I was whining the whole time about how it hurt. She called me a baby and said she would have to give me a pink band aid when it was over. (true).

I guess I've had more women than men operating on me.
 
Headholio said:
Me too! My nuts hurt and I went to the emergency room. I was thinking about whether it would be better to have a girl or guy doc checking out my nuts. Either way is kind of wierd. But anyway, I'm waiting for the ultra sound and this totally butch bull dyke walks in to do the test. I thought that was a fair compromise. :)

And she did a great job.

Had skin graft surgery for serious burns, by an excellent woman doctor.

I also had an ingrown toenail removed by woman doc. The novocaine took forever to kick in so I was whining the whole time about how it hurt. She called me a baby and said she would have to give me a pink band aid when it was over. (true).

I guess I've had more women than men operating on me.
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I was young, like 18 or 19, and I caught a spinning back kick to the nuts during kickboxing class. I went to the ER, and the doc checked me out and said he didn't think there was any real damage, but he wanted to send me to get an ultrasound anyways.

I said "ok"

He said "Do you know what that is?"

I said "not really"

He told me what it was, and then said "don't worry, only ugly women work there"
 
WoodyO said:
I was young, like 18 or 19, and I caught a spinning back kick to the nuts during kickboxing class. I went to the ER, and the doc checked me out and said he didn't think there was any real damage, but he wanted to send me to get an ultrasound anyways.

I said "ok"

He said "Do you know what that is?"

I said "not really"

He told me what it was, and then said "don't worry, only ugly women work there"
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LOL that must be standard procedure- put the ugly chicks in the testicle department.

I had epididimitis, but was worried about testicular torsion, which could make you lose your nut if not treated immediately.

While I was being inspected, the girl told me that she sees some really nasty shit because guys are too scared to have anyone check out their nuts, no matter how bad it hurts. So this one cowboy dude comes in with a nut 6 inches across that has been bothering him for months before he finally realized he better get his ass to the doctor. Other guys with black dead nuts, etc. She said, " I'm glad I don't have a pair." But actually, I think she wished that she did. :)
 
Headholio said:
LOL that must be standard procedure- put the ugly chicks in the testicle department.

I had epididimitis, but was worried about testicular torsion, which could make you lose your nut if not treated immediately.

While I was being inspected, the girl told me that she sees some really nasty shit because guys are too scared to have anyone check out their nuts, no matter how bad it hurts. So this one cowboy dude comes in with a nut 6 inches across that has been bothering him for months before he finally realized he better get his ass to the doctor. Other guys with black dead nuts, etc. She said, " I'm glad I don't have a pair." But actually, I think she wished that she did. :)
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Yeah, that incident put the scare in me. I've had mine checked 2 or 3 times since then. Every time I felt something off, I was in the docs office.
 
I know you guys heard this before but I had my vasectomy in Thailand.

The woman nurse came in to shave my nut sack and said, "this is hard for me to do with and erection".

I said "I don't have an erection"

She said "I know but I do"
 
I had a woman reset my wrist and stick a pin in it. I thought she was hot as fuck while I was all fucked up on dilaudid. Went back a couple days later and she was decent but was like 6'4"
 
I had a woman install a new a ACL and throw 60% of my miniscus away, which I sure could use now.


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billfred said:
I know you guys heard this before but I had my vasectomy in Thailand.

The woman nurse came in to shave my nut sack and said, "this is hard for me to do with and erection".

I said "I don't have an erection"

She said "I know but I do"
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that was actually funny. something ain't right.
 
oh..hai jack :)


the hubs had a male urologist fix his balls up...and that guy did such a good job he had another male urologist snip his boy(s) 1
 
billfred said:
I know you guys heard this before but I had my vasectomy in Thailand.

The woman nurse came in to shave my nut sack and said, "this is hard for me to do with and erection".

I said "I don't have an erection"

She said "I know but I do"
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I had my vasectomy consultation and noticed that the male nurse was a bit light in the loafers, so when they told me the procedure would start with shaving, I decided to beat them to the punch and shaved my balls perfectly smooth the night before.

So, I went in and the nurse said it was time to shave me I told him I already took care of that.
"Let me see"
So I showed him.

"I think I better go over it just to make sure" :(
 
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