Would you pay 5000 dollars to never piss again?

[Mickey Knox]

I would. Pissing is a nuisance. I piss like 35 times a day.

I would be okay if I could still shit, but I could definitely live without taking a leak.

 

[Paulos]

No, because then after a fight you'd have no way to humiliate the opponent you just defeated.

 

[Kahn]

I like pissin

 

[Paulos]

What I would pay 5 grand for is if I could make my piss flammable. Now that would be some shit, a penile flamethrower.

 

[Mickey Knox]

Yeah, but you could get drunk and go to take a piss and your cigarette ash would ignite your urine and then you would be pretty fucked.

 

[Paulos]

A Small price to pay for the penile flamethrower.

 

[the nature boy]

I've got no problem with pissing. It's shitting I have a problem with.

 

[Paulos]

I wouldn't mind shitting as much if it didn't make you dirty, it's wiping that I find annoying. That's the whole reason I stopped doing it.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

How would you kill slugs and humiliate your enemies?

 

[the nature boy]

I wouldn't mind shitting as much if it didn't make you dirty, it's wiping that I find annoying. That's the whole reason I stopped doing it.

that was my problem, which is why I run a garden hose to my bathroom. my neighbor is gonna be pissed when he finds out.

 

[2 ton hoss]

YES, I WOULD PAY:

$10,000 TO NEVER PISS AGAIN
$10,000 TO NEVER SHIT AGAIN
MY ENTIRE LIFE'S SAVINGS TO NEVER HAVE TO EAT OR DRINK AGAIN.

 

[doubles1]

that was my problem, which is why I run a garden hose to my bathroom. my neighbor is gonna be pissed when he finds out.

ha you funny fuck!

 

[Paulos]

Um how would you not need to eat or drink hoss, no one said anything about your nurtient needs being voided, just that you wouldn't have to poop or pee anymore.

 

[2 ton hoss]

Um how would you not need to eat or drink hoss, no one said anything about your nurtient needs being voided, just that you wouldn't have to poop or pee anymore.

YOU CRACK ME UP. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PAYING MONEY TO NEVER HAVE TO PISS OR SHIT ANYMORE, AND I SAY I'D PAY MONEY NEVER TO HAVE TO EAT OR DRINK ANYMORE AND SUDDENLY THAT'S TOO OFF THE WALL?

 

[Boach]

I've got no problem with pissing. It's shitting I have a problem with.

I have no problem with regular shitting. It's when I can't shit or when it's liquid shit. Then it sucks.

 

[Boach]

What about cumming?

Whoa now...I like cumming.

 

[saint808]

well with my recent kidney stones and infections that came with it... i'd say yes in a heart beat.

 

[Paulos]

Yeah thats too off the wall. If anything I wish I could manipulate the nutrient values of any food, that would be sweet as hell.

Ice cream in the morning, Ice Cream in the Evening, Ice Cream at supper time.