Would you pay 5000 dollars to never piss again?

[Mickey Knox]

I would. Pissing is a nuisance. I piss like 35 times a day.

I would be okay if I could still shit, but I could definitely live without taking a leak.

 

[Paulos]

No, because then after a fight you'd have no way to humiliate the opponent you just defeated.

 

[Kahn]

I like pissin

 

[Paulos]

What I would pay 5 grand for is if I could make my piss flammable. Now that would be some shit, a penile flamethrower.

 

[Mickey Knox]

Yeah, but you could get drunk and go to take a piss and your cigarette ash would ignite your urine and then you would be pretty fucked.

 

[Paulos]

A Small price to pay for the penile flamethrower.

 

[the nature boy]

I've got no problem with pissing. It's shitting I have a problem with.

 

[Paulos]

I wouldn't mind shitting as much if it didn't make you dirty, it's wiping that I find annoying. That's the whole reason I stopped doing it.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

How would you kill slugs and humiliate your enemies?

 

[the nature boy]

I wouldn't mind shitting as much if it didn't make you dirty, it's wiping that I find annoying. That's the whole reason I stopped doing it.

that was my problem, which is why I run a garden hose to my bathroom. my neighbor is gonna be pissed when he finds out.