Would you pay $1000 to you never had to wipe your ass again?

[GoldenDelicious]

depends on how...if you were to supply a cute little phillipino girl in a small closet just behind the toilet to do the job, then sure

 

[The Red Dragon]

How much would you spend on toilet paper during your lifetime?

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

most definitely. and it's almost possible too. when i'm on like 100mg of ephedrine my shit is solid and i never have to wipe. it got to the point where i was cocky enough not to even try because i was so sure there was no mess. so i'll just spend 1000 bucks on ephedrine hcl

 

[GatheringFlock]

I never wipe my ass anyway...chicks still dig me though!

 

[Mr.BadAss]

Think of the time/money/energy/aggravation you`ll save. For the rest of your life you would have a perfectly clean shute immediately after doing the second.

I would.

You obviously have too much time on your hands.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'll pay $750 and not a penny more!

 

[SoreArms]

Of course I would. I use like a half a roll sometimes.

 

[big4rt]

and deprive myself of the pleasure of feelin my fabulous booty twice a day? no way!

DT, you took the words right out of my mouth. Goneliftin, you obviously have never seen my ass. Every chance I get I grab it and turn myself in for sexual assault. Who needs cialis when I can look at my own ass in the mirror and get ready to go all night. Shoot I sit down all day just feel my own ass.

 

[WalkingBeast]

Id pay someone $1000 to wipe my ass for me, and then Id smear it on my face and eat it....

 

[gonelifting]

You obviously have too much time on your hands.

Sir, I started this thread with you in mind, Mr. Bad ASS.