Would you eat it...?

[SofaGeorge]

There is a guy in Costa Rica I've been writing to. He's been working to make a unique plant extract I've been doing research on. Well, I guess some of my postings about the extract caused a mini rush of sales at his site. As a 'thank you' he sent me a 'present' with my current order of extract.

It's on a paper plate wrapped in clear plastic. I'm guessing it may be some kind of Costa Rican candy or something... by looks... it looks exactly like a dog took a crap on a plate... a sick dog.

I'm an experimenter. I'll try almost anything. My question is:

Should I eat it?

 

[SofaGeorge]

Could a Mod please fix my spelling. Is instead of si.

 

[beefybull]

I say go for it.

Live on the edge, SG!

 

[SofaGeorge]

I say go for it.

Live on the edge, SG!

I'm getting highly skeptical. I pulled back the plastic. It smells like poo poo ka ka.

 

[beefybull]

Why would he send you shit as a 'thank you'?

But I guess I wouldnt eat it personally, now that I'm thinking about it a little more.

Very weird. I'd almost want to call and see what was up.

How do you know he didnt sell you 'poo poo extract'?

 

[gymrat]

If you don't try it, you will never truly know what you missed.

 

[strider364]

I don't know, if your instict is saying "no", I wouldn't argue. Always go with the "gut feeling".

 

[beefybull]

Now that I'm beginning to think about it, here is a point:

Lets weigh the cost/benefit ratio.

On one hand, it could be a tasty South American treat.
Benefits: Tastes good, Free Candy, Never tried before

On the other hand, it could be a nasty Costa Rican dog turd.
Benefits: None, unless you're into scat like buddy28

Is the risk of potentially eating shit worth it when he could easily go get himself a 50 cent candy bar that may or may not taste better than the 'treat' may eat...? Of course, this may be the best thing he eats in his entire life. Ultimately, it's a decision each of us will someday have to face when dealing with 'mystery foods'.

 

[SofaGeorge]

It smells really musky funky... with a slight hint of puke to it. I poked it with my finger. It's gooey... but there is something clumpy in it.

 

[dballer]

how the fuck did I get roped into this dude??

 

[SofaGeorge]

how the fuck did I get roped into this dude??

What's your mailing address? I'm sending you some taffy.

 

[Dr.M]

That would be a fucked up thank you.

 

[gymrat]

that's it stop crying about it and eat it.

foreign dog poo tastes like chocolate mint.

 

[Uh Oh]

I'm probably curious enough that I would try at least a small bite. I don't think he would send you poo poo. Was there not a note identifying it? Maybe just try a little tiny piece.

 

[gymrat]

hey look it up on the internet?

 

[sereneman]

ain't no way, I'd eat it. I'd probably think that I was dying out of paranoia even if there was nothing wrong with it.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Why not call and ask what the fuck he sent you? Better yet, put it in front of your dog and see if he starts to eat it.

 

[SofaGeorge]

I'm amazed at how much time you guys will spend trying to get somebody else to eat something that looks and smells like dog poo.

Okay... here goes...

 

[HappyScrappy]

LOL - how funny would it be if the guy is just dicking with you.

I'm gonna start mailing people dog crap and telling them that they should eat it.

reminds me of one running camp I was at - one of the top Kenyan guys was there and he told us that his secret was this shake that he ate - and I'm pretty sure he just walked around outisde and got some sticks, dirt, and rocks, then mixed it with some water and honey.
then he told everyone if they drink it, they will get fast like him.

 

[HappyScrappy]

instead of eating it - see how much of it you can fit in your ass.

that is what I do in resteraunts if I'm not hungry.

 

[TheProject]

LOL - how funny would it be if the guy is just dicking with you.

I'm gonna start mailing people dog crap and telling them that they should eat it.

reminds me of one running camp I was at - one of the top Kenyan guys was there and he told us that his secret was this shake that he ate - and I'm pretty sure he just walked around outisde and got some sticks, dirt, and rocks, then mixed it with some water and honey.
then he told everyone if they drink it, they will get fast like him.

Scrappy, here's a site for you...

http://www.mailpoop.com/

 

[HappyScrappy]

Scrappy, here's a site for you...

http://www.mailpoop.com/

that dude has to be one of the few remaining internet millionaires.

wonder when he is going public?

 

[JDarty6173]

Ya know...Strangely enough, that guy had a pretty good idea

 

[SofaGeorge]

Okay... I ate it... can't really tell you what it was though. I was some kind of clumpy sticky goo that smelled really awful... but tasted kind of sweet... way too sweet. I'm guessing it was made from pure cane syrup.

Barf.