Would you do this?

[from zero]

When I went to get lunch this afternoon, there was this tool in front of me. Corporate dude in a suit. Anyway, his meal cost $8.02. He handed $10 to the cashier, and when she proceeded to remove his $1.98 change for him, he sternly said, "No. Don't give me the change. Just give me the two dollars. You'll be two cents short." He said it like a real prick too. If I were the cashier, I would have reached over and pulled his adams apple out and inserted it into his rectum.

I mean, if I were the cashier, I wouldn't give a crap about two cents, but if he took that tone with me, I'd make sure he was wheeled out with a fork embedded in his temple.

And really, what cheapass gives a fuck about having one more dollar, rather than a pocketfull of change ...

 

[jerkbox]

shit....

i woulda gave him back a dollar and 98 cents in pennies.

 

[Optimus B]

that guy's a tool. bad manners say alot about a person.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I would have slapped him in a full nelson if I was stood behind him, people like this will continue to be assholes until they get taught.

 

[from zero]

shit....

i woulda gave him back a dollar and 98 cents in pennies.

Word. I'd stick it in a sock and beat his cerebrum out of his ear first.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

jackass. If you want two dollars, pay $10.02.

 

[jerkbox]

so, what did she do anyway?

 

[from zero]

so, what did she do anyway?

The cashier? She complied with his wishes.

Man, if I could go back in time, I'd trip him as he walked away, then lock him in a Boston Crab until his spine broke. I'd then remove his spine and beat his lifeless corpse with it.

 

[jerkbox]

damn...i hate corporate goons

 

[BO-DEN]

shit....

i woulda gave him back a dollar and 98 cents in pennies.

ditto!

and i would have thrown the penny behind him and told him whoops.


i cant work in customer sevice

 

[from zero]

He was a nerd too. Nerdy ass spectacles he wore. I should have stabbed him through his lenses, so he'd get both my stabbing instrument AND glass in his eyes.

And he sounded like my high school calculus teacher. Nerdy ass math teacher voice.

 

[alien amp pharm]

What an asshole!

That's just my 2 cents. <------ha, get it?!

 

[gonelifting]

Flip him a quarter and say "Here, For the next dozen times you come in here Don`t do that shit" and keep the penny. lol

or the cashier should say " I get 1500 people in here a day, If I did that for every asshole I would be $30 in the hole everyday" wtf? and give him 97 cents back AND MAKE HIM ask for the other penny.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

jackass. If you want two dollars, pay $10.02.

word

 

[anabolicmd]

But thats why hes driving to Aspen in his Porsche Cayenne, and you are peddaling a scooter to the park. Nice guys finish last, so dont hate on the winners in life. 2 cents is a cheap price for a lesson in life, dont you think?

 

[breathinbleedout]

but you guys missed on the point of the story, and just dealing with could have, should have, would have stuff...the man got what he wanted.
Respect

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

bonded

 

[Fragadelic]

If it's any consolation, this guy WILL get fucked over some day - only problem is that when it happens, he won't have a clue why it's happening to him.

 

[chewyxrage]

but you guys missed on the point of the story, and just dealing with could have, should have, would have stuff...the man got what he wanted.
Respect

what the fuck are you talking about?

he didn't get respect.

he might have boosted his own ego but that doesn't equate to respect in my book.

if anything respect was lost for him, isn't this obvious?

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

you should've followed him and then dragged him into an alley and ended his life. let's think outside the box people.

 

[pitbullstl]

But thats why hes driving to Aspen in his Porsche Cayenne, and you are peddaling a scooter to the park. Nice guys finish last, so dont hate on the winners in life. 2 cents is a cheap price for a lesson in life, dont you think?

Cayenne's are for fags...............and Aspen is grossly ovrerated....other than that a great analogy................

 

[breathinbleedout]

what the fuck are you talking about?

he didn't get respect.

he might have boosted his own ego but that doesn't equate to respect in my book.

if anything respect was lost for him, isn't this obvious?

Who gives a shit about respect at some grocery store? The man told the cashier give me more cash that I deserve, and he got it.

 

[Testosterone boy]

They should get rid of pennies. Mostly a nuisance.

 

[jenscats5]

What an ass.

 

[chewyxrage]

Who gives a shit about respect at some grocery store? The man told the cashier give me more cash that I deserve, and he got it.

Congrats...you just made an ass out of yourself.

In your first post you said he got respect.

In your second post you said who gives a shit about respect.

Good work.

 

[gonelifting]

If it's any consolation, this guy WILL get fucked over some day - only problem is that when it happens, he won't have a clue why it's happening to him.

This karma worthy post is what I`ve been trying to tell people for ages.

That`s why there`s so many confused people in this world. There IS a reason for everything, You just have`nt figured it out yet.

btw ever see those little saucers at the registers with pennies and nickles etc. to avoid this type of dilemma?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I would not trip over the two bucks unless I had the 2cents to cover my purchase. I would graciously thank them if they let me make it on the .02 though.
Still, no need to be a prick.

 

[ZKaudio]

bor, thats what the tip jar is for. It's a rule, you gotta drop em A buck... so you mighta s well drop them any change too. damn bor.