supersizeme
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I'm not sure what I'd do if I was approached by Xzibit and he was like, "Whazup, ssme. Yo shit is busted. IMA PIMP YO RIDE, NIGGA!!!" It's safe to say I don't want to drive my Maxima around in a candy coated green or bright orange color, but I would be down with some 18" chromies and a better stereo. However you don't just get those two things. You get the whole package including whatever 2 feet tall wing they decide to throw on as well as the tvs in the headrests that beg the entire world to break into your shit and treat themselves to the electronics buffet.
I think the worst part of it all would be having to go on the tv show and feign excitement when they pull the cover off your car. You have to be all like, "Ohhhhhhh SHIT!! IS THAT MY RIDE!!?!" And then you do the hand over the mouth thing and some bouncing around while oscillating between hugging Xzibit and belting out adjectives like "sick" and "tight" while they show off everything they did.
Would you allow MTV to do this to your car? I'd probably let them and see what the car would sell for on ebay. If it didn't pay off my car note, I'd strip out the stereo equipment, the rims, and whatever else and sell them off to hopefully get enough money to repaint my car black.
I think the worst part of it all would be having to go on the tv show and feign excitement when they pull the cover off your car. You have to be all like, "Ohhhhhhh SHIT!! IS THAT MY RIDE!!?!" And then you do the hand over the mouth thing and some bouncing around while oscillating between hugging Xzibit and belting out adjectives like "sick" and "tight" while they show off everything they did.
Would you allow MTV to do this to your car? I'd probably let them and see what the car would sell for on ebay. If it didn't pay off my car note, I'd strip out the stereo equipment, the rims, and whatever else and sell them off to hopefully get enough money to repaint my car black.
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