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Worst Virus Ever
Read all of this! Do not skim it!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
to play.
It will program your phone autodial to call only 900 numbers. This
virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO
FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine,all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses aneye.It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
Read all of this! Do not skim it!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
to play.
It will program your phone autodial to call only 900 numbers. This
virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO
FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine,all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses aneye.It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
i got scared for a second, then i realized i have no milk here
