Worst place to get an involuntary erection?

[herk]

at the hospital morgue

 

[rudedawg]

I still don't think anything could be worse than in the shower at the gym if there aren't stalls. There you are out in the open with nothing to cover it plus you're probably covered in soap so you can't leave until you rinse. You just have to stand there and act like nothings out of the ordinary. I've never had this happen though.

I did pop a woody on a nude beach once. When I felt it coming on I decided to lay down on my stomach and sun my buns.

Still can't believe there hasn't been any cracks on this one.

 

[wrj]

Some of you guys are just nasty, I think your mental health is questionable.

But the worst place IMO would be during a lecture that you were givin or on the city bus. You never wanna get off until it goes away.
WRJ

 

[rudedawg]

I don't know why but I always seemed to get a massive hard on when we were landing in a plane.

 

[Test boy]

I would not want a boner after my future mother in law asked why I wanted to marry her daughter!

 

[the nature boy]

I guess it wouldn't be too cool to get a hard on when performing the Heimlich maneuver on another man.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Any where near K2_Exotech. He seems to have this fascination of cutting long hard things. Don't watch any foot fetish porn near him or else he will chop you snake off!

 

[K2_Exotech]

You damn skippy I'd cut off your goddamn boner if you were looking at me with a big cheesy smile on your face.

You act like it's ok to get boners around other guys.
You can't pass as straight if that happens dude. I'm sorry.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"You act like it's ok to get boners around other guys.
You can't pass as straight if that happens dude. I'm sorry."

It's not! But if someone did at least they wouldnt lose their stick. Being around you though, would be dangerous. You would try to kill everyones beefmaster with one of your dahmer knives! Then you would probably add them to your sick shrivled up penis shrine. You Nut!

 

[Lao Tzu]

i would get them in school. i tried to think of roseanne, that made them go away.

worst place?

if you are playing santa at a mall