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Worst April fools joke ever

SoreArms

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I didn't have April fools on mind so I wasn't expecting any pranks, my guard was totally down this morning. This chick I'm "dating" text messages me with the message "I'm pregnant" LOL, yeah right it's gotta be a joke so I text her back "congratulations who's is it?" She then says that I'm the only one that she's been having sex with, so I'm thinking if this was real she would not tell me over a text message, so I text her back "it's too early for this joke" she then says that she had tried to tell me about it last night. Last night she happened to have called me unusually late, whether part of the set up or not I'm not sure, and I was very dismissive toward her kind of like "hey I'm busy let me call you tomorrow." So that made it somewhat credible to me and my whole world started to crumble for a few minutes, I really didn't know what to do. I started picturing me having a kid with this broad, thinking "WTF, I don't want kids, specially not with this slut." I saw all my freeedoms and moneys gone! I was already even thinking of pursuing full custody and all sorts of crap like that. So after a few minutes of agonizing self torture I decide to call her to get the full story, she answers and says "April fools!"

:mix:

I felt so much relief and anger at the same time, but I'd much rather it be a joke than for real anytime.

Ladies, please don't do that
 
dang i was gonna do that to the rodent too
 
SoreArms said:
I didn't have April fools on mind so I wasn't expecting any pranks, my guard was totally down this morning. This chick I'm "dating" text messages me with the message "I'm pregnant" LOL, yeah right it's gotta be a joke so I text her back "congratulations who's is it?" She then says that I'm the only one that she's been having sex with, so I'm thinking if this was real she would not tell me over a text message, so I text her back "it's too early for this joke" she then says that she had tried to tell me about it last night. Last night she happened to have called me unusually late, whether part of the set up or not I'm not sure, and I was very dismissive toward her kind of like "hey I'm busy let me call you tomorrow." So that made it somewhat credible to me and my whole world started to crumble for a few minutes, I really didn't know what to do. I started picturing me having a kid with this broad, thinking "WTF, I don't want kids, specially not with this slut." I saw all my freeedoms and moneys gone! I was already even thinking of pursuing full custody and all sorts of crap like that. So after a few minutes of agonizing self torture I decide to call her to get the full story, she answers and says "April fools!"

:mix:

I felt so much relief and anger at the same time, but I'd much rather it be a joke than for real anytime.

Ladies, please don't do that
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LOL

Damn!

Lmao@ Full custody.. did you start setting up the college fund too.. ? How but the infant seat sweets? You gonna return that thing now :verygood:
 
a) be happy, you just got the best form of birth control

b) punch that bitch in the grill next time you see her. that shit's just wrong
 
Frisky said:
How but the infant seat sweets?
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lol... man, im glad no one has got me today... but im keepin my guard up.. im thinking abiout doing sumthing..
 
hahah, my ex already got me with that one last year...and i have a kid with her already..so i was like..."oh shit , another one, im fucked"...i had totally forgot about april fools day.
 
better yet, hire some guy to follow her in the parking lot at night and then jump out at her when she is opening her car door and punch her in the stomach about 12 times. Then have him say, "Not pregnant anymore."
 
SoreArms said:
she's getting the worst tittie twister ever!
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Thats just cruel!

Dunno who showed my son that but he thought it was a good idea to do the whole "Whats worse than a tornado" trick on me... I was so not expecting that.
 
Lestat said:
just be happy it was a joke
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dood, SA is Mexican. He needs to hurry the fuck up with those kids. He is already 25 and has plenty of room for around 13 kids and cousins in the back of his hatchback.
 
Let this go and be forgotten, and in a few weeks, tell her you cheated because the baby thing got you mad andwanted to get back at her. Then tell her you think you need to go to the clinic and that she should go with you because you may have picked something up.

Maybe that will scare her half as musc as a bullshit pregnanct scare. And for the women that think this is harsh, think of an unexpected life sentence and being tied to someone with a kid you didn't want and the reality and responsibility of the whole thing. It makes a clap scare pale in comparison.
 
jnevin said:
Let this go and be forgotten, and in a few weeks, tell her you cheated because the baby thing got you mad andwanted to get back at her. Then tell her you think you need to go to the clinic and that she should go with you because you may have picked something up.

Maybe that will scare her half as musc as a bullshit pregnanct scare. And for the women that think this is harsh, think of an unexpected life sentence and being tied to someone with a kid you didn't want and the reality and responsibility of the whole thing. It makes a clap scare pale in comparison.
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best revenge ever.
 
Tell her "Only anal from now on."

do it.


before I edit your post. hAA jk
 
wear a glove and stop that noise in it's tracks.
 
Frisky said:
Thats just cruel!

Dunno who showed my son that but he thought it was a good idea to do the whole "Whats worse than a tornado" trick on me... I was so not expecting that.
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ROFL ur SON gave u a TITTY TWISTER?

i wish my mom was hot...
 
to get her back wait a week and then say your hiv test came back postive,I know thats in bad taste so gonorehea(sp) works aswell
 
Yeah - I decided to wade into a different part of the water and this particular girl was telling me that she hadn't had her period for a while, etc, etc but that she didn't think she was pregnant.

I knew from that moment on that I needed to stay with the dawgs instead of the pusses.

She wasn't pregnant, but it was food for thought.
 
SublimeZM said:
ROFL ur SON gave u a TITTY TWISTER?

i wish my mom was hot...
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yeah.........and dat shit hurt.. LOL
 
I don't blame you for being angry, that is not cool to joke about AT ALL. It's about as amusing as if you'd said you'd cheated on her as an April Fool's joke.

Serious things like that = not to be joked about.
 
KillahBee said:
a) be happy, you just got the best form of birth control

b) punch that bitch in the grill next time you see her. that shit's just wrong
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LMFAO!!!! So funny but so true I have to agree!
 
Get even. Tell her that you think she might have AIDS. Or try to run her over. Your pick.
 
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