Working from home ain't too shabby

[KillahBee]

I had my doubts going into this. But it's coming along quite nicely.

- shower whenever the fuck I want to
- masturbate all day, every day, all over myself
- wear whatever the fuck I want to
- take conference calls from bed/shitter/poolside
- take naps whenever the fuck I want to
- don't have to pack food for the office
- can do chores during work hours (laundry, etc.)
- can take one hour breaks to watch last night's Family Guy I recorded
- can grab 30 mins of sun so I look all sexyfuck for Vegas
- no office small talk bullshit
- nobody stopping by my goddamn desk to ask me questions 400 times a day
- can get work done during those 4 hours worth of useless calls each day

Now, it ain't all peaches and cream.

- I don't get to see 22yo marketing ass walk around all day, thus....
- I don't get to have sex with coworkers as often
- I don't get to play Golden Tee all day
- I miss free beer/lunch/breakfast/soda/water/coffee
- Being stuck in my apartment all day leads to captive shut-in like behavior

I like it tho. Feels good. Just like the first time you slide your hands down the pants of a new 19yo conquest

 

[wootoom]

Ya unemployment is great.

 

[KillahBee]

Ya unemployment is great.

Is that what paid for that indoor kiddie pool you positioned your camera in? unemployment checks? Damn nigga, canada be hookin the scumbags UP!

 

[swole]

killah stay an extra 2 days in vegas you sumbitch. we need to get drunk on a dice table and make fun of the hot girls who are with their turd bf's

 

[wootoom]

Is that what paid for that indoor kiddie pool you positioned your camera in? unemployment checks? Damn nigga, canada be hookin the scumbags UP!

LOL

 

[swole]

LOL

with a heavy turd car like the viper i wouldn't be laughing as much as you.

 

[Lestat]

i like to work from home a couple days per week, but i enjoy being at my office as well, traffic is the worst part. I have a nice view from my office, friends at work, etc.

 

[heatherrae]

I used to love living downtown in Cincinnati and just walking a block to work. That is the ideal situation for me. I don't think I would get anything done if I worked at home. I'm too easily distracted.

 

[jackangel]

I used to love living downtown in Cincinnati and just walking a block to work. That is the ideal situation for me. I don't think I would get anything done if I worked at home. I'm too easily distracted.

how's the kid, bro.

 

[velvett]

The biggest problem in working at home is that people think it's ok to interupt you all day long and that not working in a formal office = not working.

 

[gonelifting]

Do you still work for the company as an employee with benefits etc..or are you considered an outside contractor?

 

[javaguru]

I had my doubts going into this. But it's coming along quite nicely.

- shower whenever the fuck I want to
- masturbate all day, every day, all over myself
- wear whatever the fuck I want to
- take conference calls from bed/shitter/poolside
- take naps whenever the fuck I want to
- don't have to pack food for the office
- can do chores during work hours (laundry, etc.)
- can take one hour breaks to watch last night's Family Guy I recorded
- can grab 30 mins of sun so I look all sexyfuck for Vegas
- no office small talk bullshit
- nobody stopping by my goddamn desk to ask me questions 400 times a day
- can get work done during those 4 hours worth of useless calls each day

Now, it ain't all peaches and cream.

- I don't get to see 22yo marketing ass walk around all day, thus....
- I don't get to have sex with coworkers as often
- I don't get to play Golden Tee all day
- I miss free beer/lunch/breakfast/soda/water/coffee
- Being stuck in my apartment all day leads to captive shut-in like behavior

I like it tho. Feels good. Just like the first time you slide your hands down the pants of a new 19yo conquest

That part is insidious and gets worse.

 

[KillahBee]

Do you still work for the company as an employee with benefits etc..or are you considered an outside contractor?

Full-time employee. Nothing about my job descrip, $ or benefits has changed.

 

[KillahBee]

That part is insidious and gets worse.

That's my one fear. But at least for now it's nice. Hell, I surf in the morning, go to the gym at like 3pm, see people at night. So it's not like I don't get to escape these walls.

But yeah, my office was always a huge part of my social life, so I gotta make sure I don't become a total social retard, like aap or pick3.

 

[heatherrae]

how's the kid, bro.

He's doing very well. He's on an 18 year bulking phase...lol. He cries if I ever put him down, though. He gets held, literally, almost 24 hours per day. Eventually, I hope he learns to soothe himself a little bit.

 

[Bikini Mod]

He's doing very well. He's on an 18 year bulking phase...lol. He cries if I ever put him down, though. He gets held, literally, almost 24 hours per day. Eventually, I hope he learns to soothe himself a little bit.

He will, if you put him down. Never heard of a baby that died because they cried too much.

I used to carry my oldest around like that literally night and day, then I got tired, put her down and she cried INSANELY for a day or two. Then she went to sleep.