Workin' at the bar tonight...

[Smurfy]

You guys want me to come back with some good and funny stories involving the drunks?

I'm sure i can scrape up something entertaining, especially since it's karaoke night. maybe i'll sing.

 

[sawastea]

Coyote Ugly?

 

[Roid Pimp]

Ask them all how to get out of a DUI for ChewYxRage

 

[Becoming]

show us your tits!


viva la revolucion!

 

[Roid Pimp]

show us your tits!
viva la revolucion!

Pics... NOW !

 

[Smurfy]

i cant do pics ill be working

 

[Roid Pimp]

Dirty stories then...

 

[SoreArms]

tell us about the flirty lines you use to on chumps to get more tips

 

[Roid Pimp]

What are you wearing to increase afore mentioned tips?

 

[Becoming]

sing topless!

 

[Lumberg]

isn't there some dude that calls you Cemeron Diaz or something?

how often has some guy put his # on the check?

 

[The Shadow]

...useless without pics

 

[crew9]

What bar? Wait don't tell me. It's ummmmmmmmm..... Club 30 West???

 

[Smurfy]

isn't there some dude that calls you Cemeron Diaz or something?

how often has some guy put his # on the check?

he calls me Heather Graham but the funniest is that he calls himself Tom Selleck. He thinks we have a connection b/c we both love the 80s LOLOL

and no one has ever put their # on the check. mostly what i get is how much do you bench, i bet you can kick my ass, are you a bodybuilder, do you workout, you look like you lift.

tonight i was propostioned to do some mud wrestling for a date with a certain guy. i would be mud wrestling the female bartender and whoever won would get to go out with him., of course i declined that offer LMAO

 

[Smurfy]

What bar? Wait don't tell me. It's ummmmmmmmm..... Club 30 West???

omg no LOL have you been there? i havent. it's like a mile from my house. Im guessing its cheezy