Words to live by

[satanic goatslayer]

Courtesy of knight44

I always clean my wifes rectal cavity , before i lick it or thrust in it, that way ,if after I have anal sex w/her and she wants to give me a b.j. her breath will still smell minty fresh!!!!!!!!!!



I,l have to admit though when she farts it doesnt smell as bad as when i dont clean it. What you do is have your g.f. or wife go in the back yard and gently GENTLY lubricate the end of a garden hose and have her in doggie position and gently push the hose about 4in in and w/ a slow trickle let it stay there for about 2 hours and she will be CLEAN!!!!!!

 

[TexasDude]

Dude, you need to get out more. Perhaps get a girlfriend. (and try not to kill her)

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Dude, you need to get out more. Perhaps get a girlfriend. (and try not to kill her)

Who are you?

 

[Jimsbbc]

Don't mind him SG, he is just not fully developed yet sexually. I have always wanted to see what happens when you put a garden hose up someone's ass, and turn the water on full blast. Sounds like a good time

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

hhhmmmm....."If you can't beat them, get a knife"

 

[loutocool]

Don't mind him SG, he is just not fully developed yet sexually. I have always wanted to see what happens when you put a garden hose up someone's ass, and turn the water on full blast. Sounds like a good time

WOW! THATS GOTA HURT!! i'd still like to see that though.