sang to the jed clampette theme song
Come and listen to a story about a man named 'Toomed
A poor canadian, barley kept his daisy groomed
Then when day he was blazing up some food,
and up through the ground came a bubblin crude
Oil that is, black gold, kanada karma
Well the first thing you know ol 'Toom's a millionaire,
Bluepeter said " 'Toom move away from there"
Said "Michigandy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the vette and moved easterly.
Michigan, that is. Weed smoke, shitty bars.
Well now its time to say good by to 'Toom and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you fags fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a-gain I'll take your filthy life
If you have a helpin of my sexy wife.
Daisy that is. Set a spell, Take your pants off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.