Won't you Bros please help?

[fistfullofsteel]

Ummm, I have green shit coming out my nipples; what should I do? I am pissing blood; what should I do? I pulled back on the plunger and slimy ooze filled the plunger; what should I do? I was doing shoulder presses and I heard a loud pop and now I can't move my arm; what should I do? Do you think deca can heal my shoulder? I heard it does good for the joints.


Give me a break. Sometimes the a.s. board really scares me. If I had any of those problems; I would be shitting in my pants.

Btw, do we have any m.d.'s?

 

[Slopain]

"uhh I have a phd in 'tang'... as it were..."

"you gotta get a thumb up in there, better yet two thumbs like the fonz.."

"the magic once happened on this wall, that was a long shot"

Her: 'fuck you muther fucker'
LM: 'umm ok dually noted'
Her: 'ya hear me fuck you dickless prick'
LM: 'yes, I heard you the first time'
Her: 'you aint nuthin and yo muthas a cunt whore'
LM: 'yeah, ok you didnt have to go there'

 

[TxCollegeguy]

ouch...You would think common sense would send some to the hospital

 

[fistfullofsteel]

"uhh I have a phd in 'tang'... as it were..."

"you gotta get a thumb up in there, better yet two thumbs like the fonz.." LMAO, What you don't like the Fonz?


"the magic once happened on this wall, that was a long shot"

Her: 'fuck you muther fucker'
LM: 'umm ok dually noted'
Her: 'ya hear me fuck you dickless prick'
LM: 'yes, I heard you the first time'
Her: 'you aint nuthin and yo muthas a cunt whore'
LM: 'yeah, ok you didnt have to go there'

I have no idea what you are talking about, but it's funny? Who is LM?

 

[Kryp2o]

One word : Doctor.