Women and toiletseats

[Werd]

are you fucking kidding me?

from now on guys should just piss on their bed facing their wife, because when you wake up at night and your tired the las tthing you want to do is get out of bed go all the way to the toilet and risk not being able to go to sleep.

imean god fucking forbid a girl would have to lift up the seat when she is awww sooo tiiiired

No, I am NOT fucking kidding you.

Perhaps you need to change the class of woman you are socializing with as you neglected to notice the part where I said that proper potty etiquitte dictates that WOMEN (NOT JUST MEN) CLOSE THE TOP AS WELL. This means that if we are too lazy to be civilized human beings and lift the top (THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEFT CLOSED AFTER OUR LAST VISIT TO THE JOHN) we will not only sit on something cold and hard with our exposed punanis but will most certainly make a mess if we let go.

But thanks for asking.

 

[Mr. dB]

When you get up to pee in the middle of the night THE LAST THING you will do is "check to see if my guy did what was polite" and just sit down on the cold hard porcelain that freaking hurts like a bitch.

Having said that... proper potty etiquitte is to not only put the seat down, but put the top down as well totally negating the "if she is too lazy then that is on her" arguement.

Sorry fellas... you lose on this one.

If you put the lid down, then how is the cat supposed to get a drink?

 

[Mr. dB]

When you get up to pee in the middle of the night THE LAST THING you will do is "check to see if my guy did what was polite" and just sit down on the cold hard porcelain that freaking hurts like a bitch.

Having said that... proper potty etiquitte is to not only put the seat down, but put the top down as well totally negating the "if she is too lazy then that is on her" arguement.

Sorry fellas... you lose on this one.

Bullshit. So, if the guy goes by the same rules, the LAST THING he will check is to see if the lid is down, and he'll piss all over it.

If one party has to check, both can check. This has double standard written all over it.

 

[Werd]

Bullshit. So, if the guy goes by the same rules, the LAST THING he will check is to see if the lid is down, and he'll piss all over it.

If one party has to check, both can check. This has double standard written all over it.

Ummm please reread what you just said. It made no sense whatsoever.

If the LID is left down (as I am saying it should be) then BOTH parties have to check... unless women's urine is suuuuuuuuuuuuper strength and can eat through the lid of a toilet seat.

So where is the double standard here?

 

[callthedoctor]

Wasn't it "About Schmidt" where his femi-nazi wife insisted that he sit down to pee...

God...I felt almost relieved when she croaked....I think he felt quite liberated when he took his first piss in years standing up...anyone remember that scene?

Werd...you seem to nice to be like Schmidt's wife....

 

[HumorMe]

Just build another bathroom. Case closed.