Women and toiletseats

[Robert Jan]

Get a urinal. problem solved, and more comfortable pissing

 

[Werd]

Get a urinal. problem solved, and more comfortable pissing

So wise for someone so young!

 

[ringperm]

Closing the top is what I consider a good solution, nobody wins, and nobody looses. If everybody did this, we would have an end to this endless conflict between the sexes. But we all know that this is not gonna happen. Someone will eventually screw up,and break the truce. If the female is the offender, nothing will happen, cuz most guys couldn't care less about such trivial matter. They will just raise the seat and continue with their business.
If it was the otherway around, the world as we know it will be oblitirated, and the gates of hell itself will be opened and the fury of a thousand demons will manifest itself in the female formerly known as "the wife".
So I juat want to take this opportunity to tell all females reading this to lighten up. Lower the seat if you must, but as long as we do not experience trouble with a raised seat, why should you. After all, we also has needs in the middle of the night, and I for one has never had any difficulties lowering the seat when the situation called for it.

 

[gregory]

Ummmm I always CLOSE the top. How do I need to accept responsibility for anything?

2. Most women are too lazy to check and usually just sit down and end up falling in. This then becomes grounds for an argument of this type because it's somehow our fault they didn't check. (not a legitimate reason for them to get pissed)


and round and round we go.

 

[Werd]

LOL If I left the top closed and my man peed all over I should think that he would be about as pissed as if he left the seat up and I sat on the cold hard porcelain.

 

[Hengst]

Us men need to train the women to leave the toilet seat UP after they are done. Create a scene, get up set, cry......... Honey, why didn't you leave the toilet seat up when you were done?

This way, a women will never have to worry if the seat is 'down' or not. They will learn to expect the seat will be and should be in an upright position at all times when the toilet is not in use. so these middle-of-the-night-falling-in-the-toilet accidents would never happen again.

 

[Sigmund Roid]

We men keep the toilet seat up so that all the diarrhea and the piss drips off the seat backwards, making it clean for the women.

If women still cannot appreciate that, just buy yourself a squatting toilet.

 

[coverguy]

It just makes sense to get in the habit of always lowering the seat and the top, as it just avoids conflict.

Women are never going to get over it, so why not just do it?

 

[TC2]

When you get up to pee in the middle of the night THE LAST THING you will do is "check to see if my guy did what was polite" and just sit down on the cold hard porcelain that freaking hurts like a bitch.

Having said that... proper potty etiquitte is to not only put the seat down, but put the top down as well totally negating the "if she is too lazy then that is on her" arguement.

Sorry fellas... you lose on this one.

That's what I do.

Put the seat and cover down, Then if she bitches she really is lazy.

 

[Sub-Zero]

When you get up to pee in the middle of the night THE LAST THING you will do is "check to see if my guy did what was polite" and just sit down on the cold hard porcelain that freaking hurts like a bitch.

Having said that... proper potty etiquitte is to not only put the seat down, but put the top down as well totally negating the "if she is too lazy then that is on her" arguement.

Sorry fellas... you lose on this one.

are you fucking kidding me?

from now on guys should just piss on their bed facing their wife, because when you wake up at night and your tired the las tthing you want to do is get out of bed go all the way to the toilet and risk not being able to go to sleep.

imean god fucking forbid a girl would have to lift up the seat when she is awww sooo tiiiired