Women and toiletseats

[ringperm]

Why is most women so uptight about men not taking the toiletseat down after doint our recycling business?
So the toiletseat is in an upright position, so what? What's all the fuzz about, why are men some sorry sons of <insert term commonly used to describe female members of the dog species> when they neglect to lower the seat? Does this make us evil, does this make us less respectfull of the female gender, why is a perfectly normal man reduced to a slob and an abomination of a humanbeing, if he doesn't perform this action??
Anyone care to explain?
Thank you

 

[gregory]

1. Most men are not taught to wipe the toilet rim after they piss. So when the seat is left up, it looks very dirty and nasty. (legitimate reason for them to get pissed)

2. Most women are too lazy to check and usually just sit down and end up falling in. This then becomes grounds for an argument of this type because it's somehow our fault they didn't check. (not a legitimate reason for them to get pissed)

3. They always want things their way.

 

[ringperm]

1. Most men are not taught to wipe the toilet rim after they piss. So when the seat is left up, it looks very dirty and nasty. (legitimate reason for them to get pissed)

I agree, that is pretty nasty, and that would piss most people off.

2. Most women are too lazy to check and usually just sit down and end up falling in. This then becomes grounds for an argument of this type because it's somehow our fault they didn't check. (not a legitimate reason for them to get pissed)

This was excactly the response I was looking for, and it is these situations that pisses me of. The way I see it, is as long as they don't raise the toilet seat up after use, why the hell should we get hell when we don't lower it. If they are to lazy to notice, why should we take the piss (no pun intended) for that. But maybe worse is, why do we allow this to happen.

3. They always want things their way.

Bitches

As a side note, if I ever should witness a future girlfriend, wife, whatever, fall into the toilet due to a raised seat. I would probably laugh so hard it would be worth all the hassle to come

 

[callthedoctor]

Just piss all over the seat.....pretty soon they'll beg you to put it up.

 

[scriptfactory]

Just piss all over the seat.....pretty soon they'll beg you to put it up.

LOL. Good one.

 

[Werd]

When you get up to pee in the middle of the night THE LAST THING you will do is "check to see if my guy did what was polite" and just sit down on the cold hard porcelain that freaking hurts like a bitch.

Having said that... proper potty etiquitte is to not only put the seat down, but put the top down as well totally negating the "if she is too lazy then that is on her" arguement.

Sorry fellas... you lose on this one.

 

[gregory]

When you get up to pee in the middle of the night THE LAST THING you will do is "check to see if my guy did what was polite" and just sit down on the cold hard porcelain that freaking hurts like a bitch.

Having said that... proper potty etiquitte is to not only put the seat down, but put the top down as well totally negating the "if she is too lazy then that is on her" arguement.

Sorry fellas... you lose on this one.

Originally Posted by GREGORY
2. Most women are too lazy to check and usually just sit down and end up falling in. This then becomes grounds for an argument of this type because it's somehow our fault they didn't check. (not a legitimate reason for them to get pissed)

 

[Werd]

Originally Posted by GREGORY
2. Most women are too lazy to check and usually just sit down and end up falling in. This then becomes grounds for an argument of this type because it's somehow our fault they didn't check. (not a legitimate reason for them to get pissed)

It is not laziness. It is poor manners to leave the top up, let alone the seat. Do you check underneath your kitchen table regularly to see if your mate has left gum stuck there?

SAME CONCEPT.

 

[gregory]

It is not laziness. It is poor manners to leave the top up, let alone the seat. Do you check underneath your kitchen table regularly to see if your mate has left gum stuck there?

SAME CONCEPT.

Different concept, sorry. I check for the toilet seat just like i would check to see that it's clean before i sit on it. It's time to accept responsibility for you actions.

I should assume you that you should always leave it up when you finish so that when I get up in the middle of the night to take a leak i don't piss on the cover, because i was too absent minded to check, that's just silly.

 

[Werd]

Different concept, sorry. I check for the toilet seat just like i would check to see that it's clean before i sit on it. It's time to accept responsibility for you actions.

I should assume you that you should always leave it up when you finish so that when I get up in the middle of the night to take a leak i don't piss on the cover, because i was too absent minded to check, that's just silly.

Ummmm I always CLOSE the top. How do I need to accept responsibility for anything?