Women and attention

[Lao Tzu]

Women like attention, we all know that. Not that thats a bad thing per se, but i think that i have determind what kind of attention each one wants.

There are four types of women based on looks. Ugly, plain, cute and breathtaking.

The ugly ones dont try to get attention

The plain ones either dont try, or they try way too hard knowing they have nothing to lose. But they dont push themselves on men like the cute ones.

the cute ones are a fun bunch. They are attractive and they know it, but they also know there are about 5000 women in a 10 mile radius who are just as attractive, so they pretend to be really flirty and slutty to try to stand out from the other 5000 women

The breathtaking ones know men want them, so they are not attention seekers. They may dress & act sexy, but they don't push it on people like the cute ones do, they just show up and let the men come to them.

Now how can i use this info to screw with people? I figure if i ignore the breathtaking ones and point out their flaws, compliment the ugly ones, tell the plain ones they have a few really nice characteristics they should accentuate, and imply to the cute ones that they are a grain of sand in a giant beach that i may start to have some fun with people.

 

[Deterass]

All whore's

 

[CFZB]

every one want some kind of attention ..its part of life ....

 

[velvett]

Dadum.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Dadum.

is that good or bad?

 

[CFZB]

is that good or bad?

i was gonna ask too..lol

 

[CFZB]

did you mean dadgum or day-um

 

[velvett]

is that good or bad?

Good.
Er, interesting.

I've never been cute.

Well, maybe when I was three with those chipmunk cheeks.

 

[bowling ball nutz]

I ignore the attention whores

 

[velvett]

did you mean dadgum or day-um

Even I haven't a clue what I mean sometimes.

I'll take Day-um for $1000.

 

[Deterass]

I think Superqt falls into one of those categories...........i won't say which one

 

[Frackal19]

Now how can i use this info to screw with people? I figure if i ignore the breathtaking ones and point out their flaws, compliment the ugly ones, tell the plain ones they have a few really nice characteristics they should accentuate, and imply to the cute ones that they are a grain of sand in a giant beach that i may start to have some fun with people.

to screw chicks or to screw with chicks?

 

[CFZB]

Even I haven't a clue what I mean sometimes.

I'll take Day-um for $1000.

ding ding ding..i win... NICE

 

[Werd]

How 'bout you spend less time trying to think of how to "fuck" with women and you might actually end up spending more time FUCKING women.


LOL

 

[Paulo]

How 'bout you spend less time trying to think of how to "fuck" with women and you might actually end up spending more time FUCKING women.


LOL

Hmmm, an interesting thought you have contributed.

 

[CFZB]

How 'bout you spend less time trying to think of how to "fuck" with women and you might actually end up spending more time FUCKING women.


LOL

OH BURN..

 

[onebigab]

Always talk to the ugly chicks. Compliment them, be sincere. All the other ones won't know what to do. They'll eventually be on you like flies on shit. They'll become very intrigued with you.

Not to mention. Ugly chicks have the hottest girlfriends too.

 

[Lao Tzu]

to screw chicks or to screw with chicks?

screw with chicks.

 

[Lao Tzu]

How 'bout you spend less time trying to think of how to "fuck" with women and you might actually end up spending more time FUCKING women.


LOL

With that attitude nobody will attend your funeral

 

[CFZB]

With that attitude nobody will attend your funeral

OH DOUBLE BURN!!!!!

 

[bran987]

Always talk to the ugly chicks. Compliment them, be sincere. All the other ones won't know what to do. They'll eventually be on you like flies on shit. They'll become very intrigued with you.

Not to mention. Ugly chicks have the hottest girlfriends too.

now there's a smart man.

 

[Werd]

With that attitude nobody will attend your funeral

LOL good one.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Good.
Er, interesting.

I've never been cute.

Well, maybe when I was three with those chipmunk cheeks.

Time for a vote. Is Velvett:

1) Butt ugly
2) Just plain
3) Cute (even tohugh she aint 3 years old anymore)
4) Beautiful........or however else you like to describe this group?

 

[Imnotdutch]

5) You are too scared of Velvett's God like powers to comment.
















Oh did I just blaspheme.....?

 

[flex123]

Woman usually approach me. I never really go after girls. My acting myself and not drooling over every hot girl is probbly what makes them come to me.

Has to be the attention factor you're talking about. I'd say girls might see me and notice me and think I'm good looking (I'm dead sexy) and me not paying attention to them makes them feel they need to grab my attention or else they lose at their attention game.

 

[CFZB]

from what i can see in alvatari ...
3) Cute (even tohugh she aint 3 years old anymore)
4) Beautiful........or however else you like to describe this group?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Time for a vote. Is Velvett:

1) Butt ugly
2) Just plain
3) Cute (even tohugh she aint 3 years old anymore)
4) Beautiful........or however else you like to describe this group?

How about smooth and creamy like melted Velveta cheese?

 

[velvett]

How about smooth and creamy like melted Velveta cheese?

How do you think I got the nickname velvett?


MWAH!

Ya'll are a trip.

For the record I tend not to purposely bring attention to myself (you know like out at a bar or something, well, except for that time at Danceteria back in the 80's and that time at Johnny Rockets back in the 90's) .

Now I just am but I do tend to be rather vocal at times.



SO right then.


What was the original question?

 

[-SD-]

Welcome to headgames, circa 1995

 

[Sub-Zero]

Time for a vote. Is Velvett:

1) Butt ugly
2) Just plain
3) Cute (even tohugh she aint 3 years old anymore)
4) Beautiful........or however else you like to describe this group?

based on the avatar i chose... (4)

 

[Barak]

I choose 4

 

[TC2]

Time for a vote. Is Velvett:

1) Butt ugly
2) Just plain
3) Cute (even tohugh she aint 3 years old anymore)
4) Beautiful........or however else you like to describe this group?

I bet she is one of those VERY rare, very pretty girls that was once an "ugly duckling" but some how has kept her sweet personality.

 

[Frackal19]

Definitely a 4

 

[Robert Jan]

Thanks captain obvious...

 

[Lao Tzu]

Thanks captain obvious...

my contributions to the science of fucking with people deserve better than this.

 

[Robert Jan]

Well I suppose there is value in summing things up like this. but essentially this is stuff anybody could think of. Then again maybe many people still dont, so its still valuable

 

[strongsmartsexy]

How do you think I got the nickname velvett?


MWAH!

Ya'll are a trip.

For the record I tend not to purposely bring attention to myself (you know like out at a bar or something, well, except for that time at Danceteria back in the 80's and that time at Johnny Rockets back in the 90's) .

Now I just am but I do tend to be rather vocal at times.



SO right then.


What was the original question?

Baby, you have my full attention!

 

[hamstershaver]

no matter what they look like im not licking that kitty

 

[velvett]

Ya'll are a trip.



made my day

 

[TC2]

no matter what they look like im not licking that kitty

*shakes fist*

LICK IT!!!!!!!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

no matter what they look like im not licking that kitty

Not to worry Hammie. I'll lick 'em. You can just stay celibate.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Women love attention and every female thinks she is the true princess and must be treated as such. That's why they go nuts for the asshole guys because the asshole guys don't treat them as such and it fries their already incorrectly wired brains.

I find it funny that they dress to get attention almost everywhere they go, but they insist they hate the attention they get from men and hate being looked at like they are a piece of ass.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I find it funny that they dress to get attention almost everywhere they go, but they insist they hate the attention they get from men and hate being looked at like they are a piece of ass.

Hahaha. ive always found this amusing as well.

 

[juve]

don't you have thyroid troubles? stay focused poindexter



bitter men convention has commenced

 

[Barak]

no matter what they look like im not licking that kitty

Its Ok hammie, those of us who are true gentlemen will do the job for you just don't expect her to come back to you after she's met us.

 

[Lao Tzu]

don't you have thyroid troubles? stay focused poindexter



bitter men convention has commenced

now now, dont make me tell your dad you are making alcohol smilies.

 

[jackangel]

1)werd has a point. thinking about all of this for the sole purpose of 'fucking with' women is doubleplusungood.

2)before deciding how attractive velvett is, perhaps you should see the whole face? ya think? or am i the only one who hasn't?

 

[Lao Tzu]

1)werd has a point. thinking about all of this for the sole purpose of 'fucking with' women is doubleplusungood.

That was just a joke actually. I wanted to see if my theory on differnet looking women and the way they act in regards to attention was true or not.

 

[plornive]

I recenty infiltrated a group of backstabbing university hoz. I will profile the hoz for your convenience.

1 x cuteslut
1 x ugly
1 x goodgirl
1 x hot

Met cuteslut first and fucked her. She considered herself special because of her trendy garb and her supposedly difficult life. Sent me a pic of herself in underwear with the idea that I might obsess over it, considering I was very nice to her and may have seemed interested.

Through her met ugly. She had obvious tactics consisting of "subtly" mentioning that I had a girlfriend to her hot friends and mentioning that her girlfriends had boyfriends. This was accompanied by the obvious fact that she used scare tactics to force her friends into believing that I was hers. Don't try to meet an ugly's friends, unless she has some elements of PLAIN. Plain girls won't be so obnoxious.

Goodgirl was a follower (fairly cute). I talked to her a few times and she seemed shy. I decided that she was actually loyal to her backstabbing hoz. Who knows. She was plain I guess.

Met hot, although ugly limited my exposure to her. She gave me a slutty airhead look, which is her thing I guess. She lets people come to her, although she has slutty elements. I'm pretty sure she uses her slave boy "boyfriend" and gets fucked like a rabbit elsewhere, but I'm not sure. Ugly may make it useless to proceed.

Nordstrom, your profiling system is pretty good in my view.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Nordstrom, your profiling system is pretty good in my view.

Thanks, you seem to know a good deal about this stuff so i will take that as a compliment.