Wombtool appreciation thread!

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Wootooms favorite alter!

 

[pussydrizzle_8]

good stuff

 

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good stuff

holy fuck are you related to psizzle_8 ?

 

[psizzle_8]

Lmao back on here for a day and I already have peeps making names. Go me!

 

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Lmao back on here for a day and I already have peeps making names. Go me!

you gotta admit hes got a fuckin bitchin name

 

[psizzle_8]

Absolutely. Kinda jealous, that's the name I wanted to begin with. Said it was taken :-/ lying EF

 

[pussydrizzle_8]

olololol!!!1!one!!1!!!!

 

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Guess what my initials stand for

 

[psizzle_8]

Tell me so I can die happy

 

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Succulent Dick

 

[furrytaco]

This thread delivers

 

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This thread delivers

holy fuck who are you

 

[mrplunkey]

Small Dick?

Syphilitic Dave?

Super Dutchbag?

Sexually Denied?

Sphincter Damaged?

Sodomized Daily?

I'm at a loss here... help a good bro out.

 

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lolollo

 

[mrplunkey]

But i'm not geigh tho. I'm str9.6

 

[wombtool]

yell it from the mountaintop rob!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

lmfao @ abnormal papsmear!

 

[wombtool]

bish better not be pregnant!

 

[mrplunkey]

bish better not be pregnant!

No chance. My condom was made from extruded plan B.

Condom dissolved on stroke three. Nut busted on stroke five.

I get mine and no baby. Hence, I win teh sechuals.

 

[wombtool]

No chance. My condom was made from extruded plan B.

Condom dissolved on stroke three. Nut busted on stroke five.

I get mine and no baby. Hence, I win teh sechuals.

thing better have novocaine on it also since im gonna be inflicting so much pain, her pap smear will be a clusterfuck!!!!!!111

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

ummmm.....I dont think you understand what causes a clusterfuck of a pap smear....

 

[mrplunkey]

thing better have novocaine on it also since im gonna be inflicting so much pain, her pap smear will be a clusterfuck!!!!!!111

Novocaine makes me last for 8-10 strokes, which is far too long. My sexual philosophy is "get in and get out".

 

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ummmm.....I dont think you understand what causes a clusterfuck of a pap smear....

how dare you question the old wise and elusive wombtool

He could cast you down with the sodomites

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

just trying to help a bro out!

 

[zwhit]

ummmm.....I dont think you understand what causes a clusterfuck of a pap smear....

maybe his semen is carcinogenic?

 

[WoodyO]

Where is the barista? I need to order a frappe.

 

[mrplunkey]

maybe his semen is carcinogenic?

Redscam can taste semen and tell you if it's bad for you.

 

[abnormalpapsmear]

wtf is going on in here?

 

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Redscam can taste semen and tell you if it's bad for you.

He can also tell you if its closer to ranch or hollandaise sauce

 

[mrplunkey]

He can also tell you if its closer to ranch or hollandaise sauce

His sense of semen taste and texture is legendary.

 

[zwhit]

Redscam can taste semen and tell you if it's bad for you.

I heard he's gotten so good, he can give a pretty accurate sperm count

 

[mrplunkey]

I heard he's gotten so good, he can give a pretty accurate sperm count

Indeed.

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm dying @ this whole thread

 

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Lets get fuckin serious robs, this thread is for the honor of master alter wombtool

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

this shit is out of control

 

[bigbassturd]

Who the fuck are these people

 

[Captain FT]

Good Rob right there.

 

[C0LUMB0]

this thread stinks of geigh sex and alters .

 

[Captain FT]

And hydros and Russian whores