Woman Preist?

[Peyote Killa]

Did you guys hear that their is a women Preist now in the Catholic church. They were making a big deal about it. I personally don't see the problem, to me it just means that now their are preists of both sexes that I don't listen to. I mean fuck it, you might as well have a hermaphradite give sermon, I still wouldn't go.

 

[WODIN]

Would you go for a hermaphroditic midget priest who juggled flamming battons during mass?

 

[havoc]

Would you go for a hermaphroditic midget priest who juggled flamming battons during mass?

Your speaking of Father Riley.

 

[Raina]

Girls shouldn't be priests, they should just stay in the kitchen and try not to speak unless spoken to. She probably only talks about having babies and making muffins.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Would you go for a hermaphroditic midget priest who juggled flamming battons during mass?

I might, only if after mass they served Krispie Cremes. I wouldn't listen, but I think I would go. I would end up in the cry room with all the babies, tring my hardest to make them laugh at the preist, not for his genetalia, but for his stupidity.

Just my thoughts though.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Girls shouldn't be priests, they should just stay in the kitchen and try not to speak unless spoken to. She probably only talks about having babies and making muffins.

Unfortunatly you are wrong, but if that was the case I would go. That sounds so much more interesting that what the normal preists talk about. Tha whole Bible thing always gets me. I mean, I have read the book, and it baffles that Christians would like to think that that book covers the age of the world. I asked a preist once to explain to me why the book does not speak of dinosaurs and that we knew they were once here because of fossils, and he told me that fossils were put here to test our faith.

Does that bother anyone else? The fact that GOD is fucking with us, putting fossils all over the earth to test our faith in him.

 

[Peyote Killa]

GOD: "Hahaha, I'm a prankster God!"

Me at the gates of Heaven: "Can I get in?"

St. Peter: "Did you believe in Dinosaurs?"

Me: "Well yeah, I mean there were fossils all over the place."

St. Peter: "I'm sorry you are going to hell, fossils are one of Gods easiest tests."

Me: falling to hell "But it was so believeable!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[bigguns7]

Unfortunatly you are wrong, but if that was the case I would go. That sounds so much more interesting that what the normal preists talk about. Tha whole Bible thing always gets me. I mean, I have read the book, and it baffles that Christians would like to think that that book covers the age of the world. I asked a preist once to explain to me why the book does not speak of dinosaurs and that we knew they were once here because of fossils, and he told me that fossils were put here to test our faith.

Does that bother anyone else? The fact that GOD is fucking with us, putting fossils all over the earth to test our faith in him.

I agree that that is a pretty stupid answer. But your question about dinosaurs - what does that prove? The Bible doesn't speak of so many things, but you can't always measure a book's credibility by the information it excludes.

For example, there were many things that Darwin failed to mention or delve into in The Origen of Species, but that does not detract from the effectiveness or accuracy of the information that he did divulge.