Wodin

[Shrebly]

I know a secret.

You have three guesses as to what it is.

 

[WODIN]

How about 20 Questions instead?

 

[Shrebly]

OK.. you go first...

 

[WODIN]

Is it a person, place or thing?

 

[Shrebly]

Thing

 

[WODIN]

Can it be inserted into various orafices?

 

[Shrebly]

Damn it, yes.


[I knew I should have picked something harder.. pardon the pun]

 

[WODIN]

Does it have a remote control?

 

[Shrebly]

No

 

[WODIN]

Can you hold it in one hand?

 

[Shrebly]

Yes, but sometimes another hand is needed ....

 

[WODIN]

Does it use electricity in any form?

 

[Shrebly]

No

 

[WODIN]

Does it serve a basic house hold need?

 

[Shrebly]

Hummmmm good question.

I would have to say no, not a household need but it can be considered necessary for a household.

 

[Just Smoke Crack Rock]

Does it involve Smoking Crack Rock?

 

[WODIN]

Is it made of a pliable synthetic.

 

[Shrebly]

No, but it does contain recycled materials.

 

[WODIN]

Q8: Is it an environmentally friendly didlo?

 

[Shrebly]

No, but it does go in and out, in and out.

 

[MommaKin]

some ppl need to get fucked here and it aint me

 

[Shrebly]

some ppl need to get fucked here and it aint me

Well if you have the hardware then shut your mouth and get to work....

 

[MommaKin]

Well if you have the hardware then shut your mouth and get to work....

"MY" legs are shut

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!!!

Q9: What does it go in and out of?

 

[Shrebly]

"MY" legs are shut

Well, the current avitar suggests otherwise....

 

[Shrebly]

LOL!!!!

Q9: What does it go in and out of?

No fair, too specific... but here is a clue - think above the neck.

 

[havoc]

You bought a lollipop from a greenpeace solicitor.

 

[WODIN]

No fair, too specific... but here is a clue - think above the neck.

Whe you use it does it get all wet and squishy?

 

[Shrebly]

Whe you use it does it get all wet and squishy?

Sometimes it does, but as a general rule it just gets a little dirty.

 

[WODIN]

Is it designed to go in your mouth?

 

[Shrebly]

No, but I use it in my mouth from time to time. Then again... lol.... I am a sicko.

 

[WODIN]

Q12: In what room to you predominantly use this (Recycled plastic thing that sometimes requires two hands and has no batteries or electric connector)?

 

[Shrebly]

Bathroom, but it has many uses through the house. But 9 out of 10 would tend to use it in the bathroom.

 

[Shrebly]

I never said it was plastic... just some of the parts are made from recycled items.

 

[MommaKin]

the answer is shit...you eat shit
lol
i knew you were sick, but, wow
lol

 

[Shrebly]

the answer is shit...you eat shit
lol
i knew you were sick, but, wow
lol

Now now, only the stuff with corn in it.

But for the sake of 20 questions, no, shit is not the correct answer.

 

[WODIN]

Q13: Does it contain metal?

 

[Y_lifter]

Does it get soiled by a yellow, waxy substance?

 

[Shrebly]

Does it get soiled by a yellow, waxy substance?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Y_lifter]

Sorry

 

[Shrebly]

Sorry

That's ok.. sometimes Wodin needs a little nuge. Recently in the middle of a conversation he started rambling on about having to walk ten miles to school, in the snow, up a huge hill - both ways - a little smack to the side of his head got him right back on track though.

[wooooodin you are the man and you know i am only foolin' with ya]

 

[Y_lifter]

You forget the BS about also having no shoes.
We had to make our shoes from old Sears Catalog pages.

 

[WODIN]

Darn it Y_lifter....

Now I'm wondering why you put them in your mouth?

No problem girlfriend.... how do you think I got huge calves...walking up hill both ways!

 

[Y_lifter]

That IN THE MOUTH thing kinda had me wondering as well..
Mine was a shot in the dark after reading that one..

 

[WODIN]

Be thankful you had a sears catalouge....bubba used our up for butt wipe! Damn you bubba!

 

[Y_lifter]

DagGumit, we did have to fight Becky Sue for it also because she always wanted more than her share for her Monthly Friend.
We was hearing bout they had somethin called a TampLex in the city.
Damn them newfangled contraptions......

 

[WODIN]

Becky sue should of just used hay straw like all the other girls...trying to get all upiddty with catalogue paper.

 

[Y_lifter]

She be allergic to Burlap.....
Pappa forbid her to use the Milk cow's hay...
You ever tried Alfalfa hay Soup? Dang fillin on a cold winter morn with a drizzle of Sorghum Molasses ontop..

 

[WODIN]

I sure is sorry to here about becky sue's burlap allergies....sad indeed. I had Sorgham this mornin on my oats!! Right for I killt off three chickens!

 

[Y_lifter]

Y'all done got Chickens?
Fo Sure?
Damn... I hate you Rich, Upidy folk....
We was lucky to have a fat Armadillo from route 435 going past the house in da pot for suppa.
That reminds me... I got's to go tend to the recipe brewing behind the barn..
I hope the radiator coil aint done sprung a leak again.

 

[WODIN]

I got chickens from sailin off some high grade shine! I even got an egg layer!!!