Witty, sarcastic women are hot - example

[KillahBee]

This is an email exhange between me and some chick I work with who isn't necessarily hot, but her dry, sarcastic sense of humor makes me peepee feel weird. Just trying to give hope to you fatties out there.

PS - first email is at the bottom....

Her:
Your mom was my safety school.

Me:
That was my safety school.

Her:
Obviously it's a question. I went to Villanova. I try not to flaunt what I got, too.

Me:
I can't tell if that first string of words is a sentence or question. Please revisit and report back. Thanks.

Her:
Is that why you also use sentence fragments.

When I first started here, they told me you were selfless...now I believe them...

Me:
I am aware. I make intentional spelling mistakes so that my coworkers don't feel threatened by my superiority. Boarding school education.

Her:
Okay, like that's not going to show up on the slide show next year.

4:30 is perfect.

And its Mimosa not Memosa

Me:
4:30 tomorrow is actually better, if you can do it then. Here's my schedule up to then:

9am: Eggs benedict and Memosa's with (CEO)
10am: Manicure & pedicure
11am: Shiatzu Massage
11:30am: Tea and crumpets with (CFO)
12pm: Second manicure & pedicure
12:30pm: Cappucinno with (CMO)
1pm: Full body wax
1:30pm Spinning class
2pm Tantric Yoga class
2:30pm Second full body wax
3pm: Caviar & champagne with (VP's)
4pm: Nap

Her:
We can push to Monday if you would rather, Mr. Popularity.

Me:
Will have to be as close to 5 as possible. 4:30?

Her:
Can we meet tomorrow about the*** ****?

 

[Seashell]

Your mom was my safety school...

 

[Carmen]

lol... she wants you.
and your funny peepee

 

[KillahBee]

Your mom was my safety school...

seriously. that one comment right there will do so much more for me than any secual inuendo, Botox, tit job, tight pants or push-up bra could EVER do.

 

[The Shadow]

Witty and sarcastic??



Velvett come to mind

WAIT....you said sarcastic......












...is that the same as being a Pain In The Ass??

 

[KillahBee]

Witty and sarcastic??



Velvett come to mind

WAIT....you said sarcastic......












...is that the same as being a Pain In The Ass??

hey now! many women on EF come to mind, maing.

 

[The Shadow]

hey now! many women on EF come to mind, maing.

While that is true - when I think of PITA - Vel just comes to mind - lol

 

[Carmen]

hey now! many women on EF come to mind, maing.

bite me killah.
its cold out btw.

 

[KillahBee]

bite me killah.
its cold out btw.

wtf doood? it was a compliment. weather-loving assmunch

 

[Carmen]

wtf doood? it was a compliment. weather-loving assmunch

oh.
you're right. now i get it.
thank you assclown, that was sweet.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

now if you take witty & sassy vs sarcastic, then add a body like Seastone the Beautiful...they are very hot

 

[Seashell]

now if you take witty & sassy vs sarcastic, then add a body like Seastone the Beautiful...they are very hot

 

[Smurfy]

this is what Ive been saying for ages now.

 

[TC2]

I LOVE a woman that can break balls.

There are quite a few here on elite that are pretty witty.

 

[TC2]

now if you take witty & sassy vs sarcastic, then add a body like Seastone the Beautiful...they are very hot

I concur.

 

[TC2]

"I'd like to have a girlfriend but what the fuck"

 

[jerseyart]

You jerked off to pics of Roseanne Barr, didnt you?

 

[awittyusername]

You jerked off to pics of Roseanne Barr, didnt you?

Its better than you jerking off to John Goodman.





BTW. I love sarcastic and witty girls.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I LOVE a woman that can break balls.

I should hook you up with my wife.She'll break your balls into fragments.

 

[Carmen]

Its better than you jerking off to John Goodman.





BTW. I love sarcastic and witty girls.

i bet one of them would be able to come up with a witty username for you.

 

[awittyusername]

You must be one of those witty girls, bc most people don't get my username. They think I am bragging about being witty. But, really I was poking fun at myself, bc I couldn't think of a witty username.

 

[Carmen]

You must be one of those witty girls, bc most people don't get my username. They think I am bragging about being witty. But, really I was poking fun at myself, bc I couldn't think of a witty username.

but then there is where its ironic cause you DID think of a witty username.
lol
yes, i got it immediately. once in a while i'm sharp like that.

 

[TC2]

I should hook you up with my wife.She'll break your balls into fragments.

Not like that bro LOL.

This girl has the look and personality that I just love.

http://www.leahremini.net/photogallery/Bold.jpg

She's the type of girl that even when she gets old she would still be attractive to me.


P.S. that picture actually makes my mouth water like one of Pavlov's Dogs.

 

[KillahBee]

Not like that bro LOL.

This girl has the look and personality that I just love.

http://www.leahremini.net/photogallery/Bold.jpg

She's the type of girl that even when she gets old she would still be attractive to me.


P.S. that picture actually makes my mouth water like one of Pavlov's Dogs.

we always thought alike my man, but now you are my dog. leah remini is close to perfect. you see that special with her on VH1? what a ball-busting asshole she is. I love her.

 

[TC2]

we always thought alike my man, but now you are my dog. leah remini is close to perfect. you see that special with her on VH1? what a ball-busting asshole she is. I love her.

Yep..she was cool as hell, talkin shit.

Funny,cool,pretty and Italian.....mother fuck why can't I meet a chick like that??

I need to move the fuck away from here.

 

[KillahBee]

lol... she wants you.
and your funny peepee

ps - bitch is engaged. which kind of sucks. not that I would want to hook up with her, but it would be nice to flirt with someone that will actually bust my balls and be a sarcastic prick back to me. well, I guess we can still do that

 

[tuc biscuit]

I felt embarressed reading that.

 

[KillahBee]

I felt embarressed reading that.

thats weird.

 

[tuc biscuit]

thats weird.

maybe, but I was