Wish me luck on my GRE's tomorrow

[Nathan]

Gotta write the subject specific part of the GRE's tomorrow bright and fucking early which blows hard. What also blows is that it is based on material from the last 4 years of my education and a large portion of the test was never covered in my courses. The problem is that I am in astrophyscis whereas I must write the physics test. So, I'm going to get "ass-rapped" as High Intesnity would say and intelligence will only help so much. Also, I wish I were dead. Thank you. To quote Avril Lavigne, "He was a punk, she did ballet. What more can I say?" What more can I say indeed, Avril? What more indeed?

 

[CYBERNIGG]

Good luck dipshit.

 

[danielson]

good luck ya freak

hopefully u can apply some of the principles you have learnt from your many years of study

 

[Bullit]

Maybe I will, maybe I wont.

One thing I can guarentee is that I will name the next nut I bust afer you.

 

[HappyScrappy]

do it up right and go in reeking of Tequila - even if you didn't actually drink it, at least maybe the fumes will fuck up someone else's test as well.

also, hum a lot.

 

[polarpixie]

Maybe I will, maybe I wont.

One thing I can guarentee is that I will name the next nut I bust afer you.

That is a real friend you've got there Nathan.


Best of luck!

 

[danielson]

That is a real friend you've got there Nathan.


Best of luck!

hey i can get to work on that right now for you if you want

 

[dawookie]

I ran out of wishes.

 

[Nathan]

What I've decided I'm going to do is the following:

1) Wear crotchless pants since they help me concentrate.

2) Take at least 5 hits of acid which should leave me really really fucked up and also increases my chances of a perfect score by a lot (I doubt anyone has ever received anywhere near a perfect score and my theory is that htat is because no one has ever written it on acid before).

3) Rub cat feces on my forehead to distract the other examinees - I'm used to it so it won't faze me a bit.

4) Rub one out half-way through the test and try to answer question #50 in semen.

Bottom line, this is not going to be a test anyone will ever forget I guarantee.

 

[polarpixie]

hey i can get to work on that right now for you if you want

Would you really name one your nuts after me? That would something else!!! It would brighten my day too. lol.

 

[Bullit]

4) Rub one out half-way through the test and try to answer question #50 in semen.

What will you name it?

 

[Nathan]

What will you name it?

Name what? Jokes are only funny if they make sense.

 

[danielson]

Would you really name one your nuts after me? That would something else!!! It would brighten my day too. lol.

ok deal

i was gonna name the nut i bust though.....thats what the post u quoted said. but no matter, i just call em left or right anyway

do u want the slightly smaller one or normal one? (btw thats totally normal )

 

[polarpixie]

ok deal

i was gonna name the nut i bust though.....thats what the post u quoted said. but no matter, i just call em left or right anyway

do u want the slightly smaller one or normal one? (btw thats totally normal )

Whichever one busts is just fine with me. That means it's more robust. lol.

 

[PinK233]

Good luck!

 

[bwood]

good luck fag...

 

[danielson]

Whichever one busts is just fine with me. That means it's more robust. lol.

ya know when he said 'bust' he didnt mean 'break down'

unless your secretly willing one of my nuts to blow up

 

[Bullit]

Name what? Jokes are only funny if they make sense.

A. If you read my offer to you, and polar and danielsons posts then I figured a 'smart' guy like you would realise that I mean tyour nut. Your glob of jizz. Your spunk.

B. My 'jokes' (and I use the term loosley) are never funny anyway.

 

[Nathan]

B. My 'jokes' (and I use the term loosley) are never funny anyway.

Hey man, you said it, not me. I can almost hear your heart breaking....weeeeeeee.

 

[bdog527]

My best friend stayed out till 4 in the morning drinking quite heavily the night before his MCAT's. He ended up scoring in the 99th. percentile and getting into the school of his choice, so your acid idea might have some merit to it. However you do not strike me to be nearly as intelligent as he is.

Good luck!

 

[gymtime]

Nathan, for the hundredth time, you DON'T have to study for a general rectal exam.

 

[Nathan]

My best friend stayed out till 4 in the morning drinking quite heavily the night before his MCAT's. He ended up scoring in the 99th. percentile and getting into the school of his choice, so your acid idea might have some merit to it. However you do not strike me to be nearly as intelligent as he is.

Good luck!

Thanks asshole. I scored in the 98% on the general GRE's so I guess maybe you're right. I fucking hate you.

 

[Lao Tzu]

do you have a back up plan if you bomb the GRE?

 

[Nathan]

do you have a back up plan if you bomb the GRE?

No. Thanks for bringing that up though. Good looking out eh?

You are such an asshole man.

 

[Fonz]

Thanks asshole. I scored in the 98% on the general GRE's so I guess maybe you're right. I fucking hate you.

Damn Nate.......LOL

I felt the reverberations of that insult right through the bloody phone line.......

Fonz

 

[bigAragorn]

in Arnold Schwarzeneggar's voice....

"oh look at the little girly man writing his GRE's.....oh he's such a little girly man"

j/k bro.....we'll miss ya tonight but we'll pound some back tommorow in celebration of the "ass raping" your going to take care of the GRE's

 

[Nathan]

do you have a back up plan if you bomb the GRE?

Fuck. I can't believe you said that shit. Now I'm all nervous and stuff. Wait to go dickhead. I hope you're happy with your performance.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Only gays ask for luck on the GRE.

 

[Lao Tzu]

No. Thanks for bringing that up though. Good looking out eh?

You are such an asshole man.

yam your jib unless i speak to you runt. You blew my top now i'm finnin' to run the violence game on your funky ass.

I hand yo' fake ass a pearl of wisdom, and your bottom dollar funky high yellow ass tosses it out like old. i got boo-koos wisdom bitch. People round here call me boss nordstrom. Ain't no funky community college goin dipshit redneck asshole motherfucker gonna pull my coat on the facts of life. Bitch.

Get back to dossing bitch. You ain't goin nowhere.




Realllllistically, if you have a back up plan 1 thing SHOULD happen.

1. you will be less stressed about the test (i don't know if thats good or bad. Good because you will study better as you will not need to put it off, bad because you will have less motivaiton to study).


Either way, i just hope you don't get fucked up. By that i mean, some people get pretty messed up if they miss their chance to get into college & have to wait a year. They go into layoffs, they never go back, they lose interest, etc.