winny fan and goat slayer for MODS

[M.O.D]

hey goat i sent you an email maybe you can share with everyone..i dont know how to post a link to it

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Limericks for the ages

There was once a man named Rice
His diet consisted mainly of lice
He spotted a white cat
Crushed it's body with a bat
Then served it with a side of mice

May1010 does not fuck girls
He uses 10 pounds for dumbbell curls
He said no to the lass
Then took 10 inches up the ass
Fecal matter and semen made up his hurls

Hickory Dickory Dock
plifter has a three inch cock
He challenged RyanH to a fight
RyanH flailed with all his might
Then plifter crushed his skull with a rock

I hear Hannibal wears a dress
When he attempts to do squats, it's a mess
His stilettos catch the tail
He falls and breaks a nail
Then he phones up his boyfriend Wes

It's all in good fun

I once went to smallmovesal's house
I found balled up tissues in her blouse
I asked "What the hell?"
She took a swing and I fell
Serves me right for being a louse

Age means nothing WODIN said
At 154, I should be dead
And so I add weight
I'm too old to masturbate
Say "Hi" to my boyfriend Ted

I saw Latimer and a friend, maybe tag-teamin'
It appeared that a man he was reamin'
I walked up a bit
On the grass I did sit
He was bobbing for a bit of bull semen

I know of a place we can go
Bring Sailor_Girl, she's a ho
She swore off all sex
I cast upon her a hex
And now many a cock does she blow

 

[RyanH]

Slayer, Slayer the short bus you must ride.
For your poem is sad and your life is tired.
Swords and Knives, you use to the death
But the english words, we laugh in jest
A mod you comment on, but a mod you'll never be.


RYANH, ETERNALLY

 

[M.O.D]

Slayer, Slayer the short bus you must ride.
For your poem is sad and your life is tired.
Swords and Knives, you use to the death
But the english words, we laugh in jest
A mod you comment on, but a mod you'll never be.


RYANH, ETERNALLY

thats pretty jacked up, if anyone should be a mod on this board it should be the goat...can't you see how helpful he is to everyone

 

[RyanH]

Honestly, I have no idea on whether SG will ever become a moderator.

I don't make that decision.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Slayer, Slayer the short bus you must ride.
For your poem is sad and your life is tired.
Swords and Knives, you use to the death
But the english words, we laugh in jest
A mod you comment on, but a mod you'll never be.


RYANH, ETERNALLY

Fuck you're slow, I think you are the one who rides the tard truck.

The rhyme scheme is

AABBA

Tired does NOT rhyme with ride
Death most certainly does NOT rhyme with jest
And the word "be" is totally out of place

I think more THC would help your creativity, my friend.

Iambic pentameter.

 

[RyanH]

POETIC LICENSE: It's a poem, it'll be whatever I want it to be......A poem is what you want it to be. There is no "right and wrong" to a poem.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

They were limericks.

But free verse works just the same, if you want to be different.

I

Saw

A bloody
Corpse

Drifting

Down the river

Slow

ly

I


ate it

for




dessert


Want

some


RyanH?

 

[Hannibal]

Can I vote twice??!

They'd both be for the GoatSlayer

 

[Austin316]

LOFUCKINGL at this thread. Satanic Goatslayer has my vote, SG for elite mod!!