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Will Tiny Tank have sex sober?

With the holidays I think you have a chance. You just have to play your cards right and get the girl to stay over... then get at it again in the AM!!
 
slat1 said:
With the holidays I think you have a chance. You just have to play your cards right and get the girl to stay over... then get at it again in the AM!!
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ok slat did u just bet against me ???? lol
 
I can't bet on this since I put up the thread.
I have a feeling "no" will be the big winner.. LOL
 
tinytank said:
looking like a big weekend this weekend, can TT do it this weekend??
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You better get to work. I am going to get creamed on this event if it doesn't happen!
 
We need to know what constitutes "drunk"? People tend to walk sideways while slurring "I'm not fuggin drunk..." lol 3 beers or less= not drunk. More than that, even if he could recite the chinese alphabet, he's still considered drunk. Ehh, I tried.
 
slat1 said:
Oh crap. If this doesn't happen in the next two weeks I am going to cough up a bunch of K
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ok man TT is going into sex over drive. im going to go out to the pubs/clubs all this week.
 
drunk to us normal people isnt the same thing as drunk to anyone in the UK or surrounding areas. tell me what "drunk" means and im in for 5k on "no way in hell"

(no offense tt :) ...but you know how it is :D )
 
GoldenDelicious said:
0-5 drinks is sober? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

for me 5 drinks means lock up your daughters, Evil_Delicious is in control :evil:
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I concur. Five drinks and I will flat out stare at a 15 y/o's ass!
Probably offer to take her shopping at the mall too! :evil:
 
We gotta move that 5 drink shit to 4. Do it or band! jk

doit!
 
please dont think i dont have faith in your sober pickup skills tt, but....your whole country is an "alcoholics fuck being anonymous" convention, i say anytime you arent drunk youll be sleeping or in public, which should decrease your chances of having sober sex by a bit...not a lot, but a bit :D
 
slat1 said:
Upate? Must be hard not drinking during the holiday season... LOL
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lol yeah its like 2pm, and im away drinking a 12 hour session will do me good. lol i wonder how many vodkas and cokes i can drink in 12 hours ??
 
I used to be a Stoli/tonic guy... or Captain and diet Coke. Both with a lime.

Getting wasted and getting laid was awesome!

TT, you could be on a nonstop bender until after the bet closes!!!
 
I think he is still out getting wasted! Its that time of year. Think about all his friends that are back. They will all want to get together and get drunk.
I say the only time he is not drinking is when he is sleeping!!!
 
ok my update is, i tryed to go sober on Exmas eve i acually lasted about 2 hours. but i started drinking again when i thought i was going to get into a fight. you see i was taking this dudes feonci out, they were on a Break. so i was showing her a good time. anyway i was up buying the drinks when i felt like a hard tap on my back. aparintly he hit me . lol i turned round and saw like 3 of his friends pulling him back saying "leave it just leave it" winked then smiled at the guy. which made him try and go for me again. later on i saw him in the toilet. and i grabbed him and told him that he should think himself Very lucky that i didnt break him in 2. and that that was my Xmas present to him. i aslo said that if he wanted to try something like that again, id be happy to kick his ass. i also told him that he better think about what he had done as im part of a Click round here that would be most unwise to get on the wronge side of. he looked pritty scared after that. then on xmas he phoned that girl(his X) and told her what i had done, and started going on about how his brother is in the IRA, and if he wanted bad enough could get me killed. but im not really that worried, for 1 ive done fuck all wronge apart from try and get in with his misses, and 2nd the boy is full of shit ! oh and got wasted on Xmas day, but stayed in on boxing day.
 
first, getting in with someones fiancee is punishable by death in some parts of the world, and secondly...why the hell did you drink more when you thought you were going to rip? dont tell me you fight better drunk, thats just mad..
 
GoldenDelicious said:
first, getting in with someones fiancee is punishable by death in some parts of the world, and secondly...why the hell did you drink more when you thought you were going to rip? dont tell me you fight better drunk, thats just mad..
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i fight worse drunk, but dont feel a thing . ;)
 
slat1 said:
Remember what it was like at that age! It was all about getting drunk and getting ass! LOL
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lol it still is baby, it still is ;)

tinytank said:
i fight worse drunk, but dont feel a thing . :D
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lol youre nuts

im still waiting for the day i get to find some of teh guys ive had rips with when im fully sober...i am going to go to town on their asses :evil:
 
lol youre nuts

im still waiting for the day i get to find some of teh guys ive had rips with when im fully sober...i am going to go to town on their asses :evil:[/QUOTE]

lol. walking down the street sober im a bit worried cause i coulda kicked some of the guys in, hell their brothers , friends ect. damm this town is small. well it sounds like u have been in a few scraps, i gotta ask you whats the worst hit uve taken, iv been lucky and not had nothing that bad to be honest, a few knees, elbows, and a headbutt that hutt like a mother fucker. but im normaly with my boys, and they always save my ass. lol ill be unlucky one time i know it.
 
tinytank said:
lol youre nuts

im still waiting for the day i get to find some of teh guys ive had rips with when im fully sober...i am going to go to town on their asses :evil:
lol. walking down the street sober im a bit worried cause i coulda kicked some of the guys in, hell their brothers , friends ect. damm this town is small. well it sounds like u have been in a few scraps, i gotta ask you whats the worst hit uve taken, iv been lucky and not had nothing that bad to be honest, a few knees, elbows, and a headbutt that hutt like a mother fucker. but im normaly with my boys, and they always save my ass. lol ill be unlucky one time i know it.
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2 worst hits i took were both cheap hits from the side when i wasnt looking. one on the jaw spraining it and ruining my enjoyment of steak for a few weeks (damn lucky it didnt break or KO me) and the other landed on the cheekbone (from a bouncer who stepped in with his weight, straight punch with his good hand)

the first one was from a guy i was feuding with and had given a couple of combos to earlier, and the second was from the mate of a bloke i was trying to talk out of a fight. i made a thread on it. the latest one has me really pissed off, im going to fucken destroy those pricks when i find them one on one. im not putting tickets on myself but i have decent natural ability, decent training, very fit at the moment and in no way a punch pulling softcock - ill give 100% and either theyre fucked or i am, no halfway shit, while these guys only have balls when they have backup, and not even then. cunts. when i saw one of the guys in real life all he did was look at his shoes, fucker was ready to rumble with a head full of booze and a mate at his back, but wouldnt make eye contact in the daylight (public place. no posibility of a brawl)

ill let you know what happens
 
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I don't care if its public or not. I take care of my business! Then again. That would explain why I got in so much trouble for most of my life!!!
 
slat1 said:
I don't care if its public or not. I take care of my business! Then again. That would explain why I got in so much trouble for most of my life!!!
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there are cameras everywhere bro, i dont want to bop someone and wind up on the wrong side of the courtroom. its not a question of having the balls to take care of business - ive stepped up to some dangerous bastards and managed to come out in one piece (and go on with the party lol) - its about avoiding unneccessary repercussions
 
This event has to be the easiest win ever. I wish I didn't sponsor it so I could have bet on it.
Notice Tinytank has not been around. I would bet its because he is so drunk he can't figure out how to turn the cpu on!
 
slat1 said:
Remember what it was like at that age! It was all about getting drunk and getting ass! LOL
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shit I'm 43 and it's still "all" about that
 
I have to talk to TT to confirm... but... I think it happened. Something about him having one drink then switching to diet coke. I heard something briefly about a car too. LOL.
I will try to get him to post up all the details to confirm!!!
 
slat1 said:
I have to talk to TT to confirm... but... I think it happened. Something about him having one drink then switching to diet coke. I heard something briefly about a car too. LOL.
I will try to get him to post up all the details to confirm!!!
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yeah your dam right it happend only 1 drink aswell ! it was that Bitch who fell out with her B/F yet again, and came crying back to me, i got a call her wanting to get out the house so we went for a few drinks. now right at the start i could tell there was something up, because when i was joking about she laughed alot and put her hand on my groin area. which she never does, so after 1 drink i thought fuck it.anyway it was a really good night and neither of us had much drink, as she was driving home ( yes as she was driving home ) she was like i need money out so she pulled over in like this old unused car park where i think there is a ATM, anyway she paused for a while, and as she went for her card she pulled out a rubber. and well the rest is history. that was round about Mid decemeber, i have no proff of it, which i know will ovo piss u haters that lost money, but now i got my digital camera from Xmas i wont miss a thing in future. but now shes not speaking to me, because she blew me off to be with her ?XXXXXXX got i forgot how many times she ended it with him, i guess the engagment is back on for them lol.
 
tinytank said:
yeah your dam right it happend only 1 drink aswell ! it was that Bitch who fell out with her B/F yet again, and came crying back to me, i got a call her wanting to get out the house so we went for a few drinks. now right at the start i could tell there was something up, because when i was joking about she laughed alot and put her hand on my groin area. which she never does, so after 1 drink i thought fuck it.anyway it was a really good night and neither of us had much drink, as she was driving home ( yes as she was driving home ) she was like i need money out so she pulled over in like this old unused car park where i think there is a ATM, anyway she paused for a while, and as she went for her card she pulled out a rubber. and well the rest is history. that was round about Mid decemeber, i have no proff of it, which i know will ovo piss u haters that lost money, but now i got my digital camera from Xmas i wont miss a thing in future. but now shes not speaking to me, because she blew me off to be with her ?XXXXXXX got i forgot how many times she ended it with him, i guess the engagment is back on for them lol.
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LMAO, although I don't think you got laid sober, I hope you get lots of good pics with tha camera and you share EVERY single one with us. With the exception of that guys ass you posted. Now go get drunk.
 
i dont believe you, but thats alright, since slat is in the poorhouse ;)

if he was a rich scrooging mofo, well...id red the shit out of you lol
 
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