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Seriously.....can't imagine another chat board operating with all of these problems. Pure brain damage.
Will Elite survive their horrendous service???
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Testosterone boy
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Hey...it worked.PERFECTWORLD said:
Yes
Buddy_Christ
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it's just you Test-boy, just you. it's an FBI conspiracy against you. no joke.
ok, seriously, the boards have been god-awful slow lately. i've had browser lockups because of EF, and ONLY on the window that EF is in. all other windows still operate fine. once that happens, i have to shut down my browser completly to get EF back. if i don't, i can still surf other sites without a problem, except EF.
ok, seriously, the boards have been god-awful slow lately. i've had browser lockups because of EF, and ONLY on the window that EF is in. all other windows still operate fine. once that happens, i have to shut down my browser completly to get EF back. if i don't, i can still surf other sites without a problem, except EF.
Buddy_Christ
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PERFECTWORLD said:
EF - Currently Active Users: 1739 (575 members and 1164 guests)
a non-bodybuilding board i post on - Currently Active Users: 1686 (1629 members and 57 guests)
the guests on this other board can't even view threads. there's a lot more people reading/posting and it's moving faster than EF. plus there's an insane overuse of smilies that make pages take longer to load and plenty of .gif avatars.
other board is running 4 servers (owner posted specs today). dunno how many EF is running. that could be why EF is slower, i dunno.
chewyxrage
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Testosterone boy said:
Your not plat so I would say you can't complain. It's free.
dunk said:
never could have beaten it without that one and this one...
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things are running pretty well for me today. thanks george!
Buddy_Christ
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Ish said:
i saw no difference between plat and non-plat speeds
crak600 said:
WTF?
"Hello fellow perverts and Crak-heads!
If you are looking for porn, it isn’t on the main page. I do have some in hiding around here though. I just can’t leave that porn laying around for anyone and everyone to download. I am only allotted a certain amount of bandwidth per month. If I let everyone download as much porn from me as they wanted, I would have to turn this into a paying membership porn site in order to cover my overage costs for using excessive bandwidth.
I know some of you really enjoy staring at my dick. I also know that more guys enjoy staring at my dick than women. Don’t ask me how I know this, it’s just a hunch. No, I am not gay, but knowing that guys enjoy staring at my dick does not make me uncomfortable either. If you have been lucky enough to see pictures or video of my fine specimen of man meat in action, cherish those files until your hard drive crashes and you have them no more. It is uncertain when you may get a chance to view my cock again.
If you know how to get a hold of me through e-mail or AIM or otherwise, then you can do so. If you are a guy that wants to see my dick, I might not be able to accommodate your request. If you are a woman wanting to stare at my dick, we’ll probably have to clear that with my woman first.
Anyway, have a cock-stroking or a diddling good time with or without the porn you thought you would find when you came to my page (no pun intended).
Your Favorite Porn Star in Training,
Crak600"
Buddy_Christ
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Mr. dB said:
yeah, just wait til i get around adding a link that says "don't click this" (which will lead to a picture of Tube Girl). i'm also planning on adding a "hot" video link to the main page that'll lead you to a short film entitled "hot loaf."
i couldn't think of anything else to put on the main page and havn't quite figured out how to make a background image yet. well, i have, but i can't seem to get it to work. kinda gave up for now, classes are kicking my ass.
Testosterone boy
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wtf you perverts do with my thread?
Buddy_Christ
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Testosterone boy said:
you've been at EF for 3 years and you didn't expect this? come on, i've been here a year and i already know how this shit works.
Big Rick Rock
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We just threw a ton of dough into a new datbase server. the ISP guys have not been able to get the programing straight to match it... I sent them a nasty e-mail and told them I would be coming down there and giving out random beatings until the problem is fixed... Any of you want to come with me? We can click on a thread, run down there, kick some ass and them come back just in time for the page to load.
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Testosterone boy
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Buddy_Christ
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Big Rick Rock said:
make a new thread and sticky this imformation and keep us posted on thier progress. i'm not trying to be a jackass or a smartass either, i'm being serious. that will #1 let us all know you care and #2 let us know the problem is being worked on so we don't make 50 more new threads about the situation.
i'll PM you with requests 3-29 in the order i'd like to see them done. thanks.
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crak600 said:
I would but it would bring out a bunch of haters that have nothing to add.
Some people are drinking massive amounts of Hatorade and get mad at a little brother sipping on Playerade. sooooooooo...
umm, ah.. Nah man NO.
Buddy_Christ
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Big Rick Rock said:
the stickyproblem solved.
i'm not drinking massive amounts of Hatoraide either. i have an IV of that stuff.
Buddy_Christ
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Lumberg said:
no one has ever been forced to buy a platnum membership. you don't want one, fine, don't buy one. constantly bashing platnum memberships is doing nothing productive for the site's business.
now keep doing those kegels because i want you nice and tight for the DC Meat Up in Lumberg.
Big Rick Rock
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crak600 said:
problem solved.
i'm not drinking massive amounts of Hatoraide either. i have an IV of that stuff.
My body rejects Hatorade!
Payerade is all for me.
Buddy_Christ
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Lumberg said:
that's what i thought you were doing. my apologies.
now keep doing those kegels and don't forget to warm up the Astroglide. you know i hate it when it's cold.
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