Wife needs to be scared!

[CYBERNIGG]

She said that she doesn't want to do anything for Halloween. Well I don't think I can do that, this is my favorite fuck'n day. What I need is some ideas on how to really freak her out. Mind games, nasty shit, whatever. Something to scare the shit out of her!!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

do you have wooden floors?

 

[2Thick]

Stage a fake robbery where you play the hero and get shot...that would be funny

 

[HappyScrappy]

dress up like a robber, with a skimask.
then "break in" while you "aren't home" and then ass rape her.

that'll show her.

make sure any guns are out of the house.

 

[CYBERNIGG]

do you have wooden floors?

No

 

[CYBERNIGG]

That robber shit sounds great! What if I said some last word shit to her.( coughing and shit like that) Do you think that would be a good touch?

As for Happy's idea. I might have to ass rape her depending on how mad she gets!

 

[biteme]

dress up like a robber, with a skimask.
then "break in" while you "aren't home" and then ass rape her.

that'll show her.

make sure any guns are out of the house.

Better yet, let me do this. Then when it's over, just tell her that I'm an acquaintance from EF and it's just a joke.

 

[biteme]

Get a walkie talkie and place it under her bed. Tell her you have to go to the store. Use your walkie talkie to whisper that you're a demon hiding under her bed and that you've been waiting for her. Be prepared to see a divorce lawyer soon after.