Soory I couldn't respond sooner, but my cock was stuck in your mom's ass. Woopty fuckin' do!!! You are a mod somewhere else!!! That along with $1.50 will get you a Big Grab of Funyuns at the convenience store!!! You got carte blanche!!! Especially with a 400+ post count and an amazing amount of $ bought karma hits. Please don't stop posting your valuable opinion here-you surely would be missed if you do.
Adding a beginner section is an absolutely ingenious idea!!! Clearly you are the nost level headed and business savvy platinum member here by coming up with such an innovative concept!!! Of course that idea has been suggested numerous times and was shot down due to converns that the newbs will post in the advanced section anyway. Who wants newb advice from other newbs that frequent that section. Unless you are a true humanitarian that seeks out spiritual enlightenment through educating the steroid misinformed/uninformed(aka showing off your superior knowledge so sissyboys like Ezekiel can give you post reacharounds), chances are you won't frequent the beginner board much yourself.
I love how you put a nice spin on the biz end of this place and how I scare away potential newbs. That's laughable at best when I just had to clean out my PM's because they were full and guys here were trying to contact me for help, advice, etc.
You are the guy that couldn't handle the grade school playground pecking order because your delicate feelings were hurt. This type of thing is the bare beginnings of socialization as an adult. In life nobody owes you jack shit. If you want something you need to be willing to acqure it on your own. Those who are strong will perservere and succeed to get their time on the monkey bars while the pussies cry like little bitches and scream "not fair!" while standing by the wall.
I'd bet $$$ you are in your 20's. You young'ns all think the world owes you simply because you don't have something that the next guy has. Instead of going after these things with a vengance, you make excuses and continually bitch and moan about how you've been done wrong. Everything is happening to you and you have no accountability for the negative things in life that may be obstacles in your path. If you could put your fragile ego on the back burner awhile, you might actually be able to obtain that which you desire instead of wasting time whining about it.
Furthermore, I never claimed to be this all knowing guru that may never have a question of his own. However, I like how you threw that in there to make your case sound more justified. This is just a form of denial where you fabricate false info in order to sway others into believing your bullshit.
It is people like you that are the cancer of message boards with their self serving need to show off their knowledge among the lesser informed. You make it seem as if you are truly out to help newbs but it's really just an excuse to stroke your own dick in front of everyone. "look at me, I know something! Please kiss my ass cuz in real life I couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bucket of bananas!"
Oh well, your mom says she's ready for another no lube anal pounding, so I better get on it. You know how she gets when she doesn't get her man milk medicine.