Why Sandwiches are Good

[Nathan]

You can eat 'em, and that's just for starters. There are so many possible combinations of meats, breads and condiments that even a Nubian queen wouldn't know where to begin.
Anyways, I think what I enjoy most about sandwiches is the way they feel in your hands. All soft and supple, with just a little give when you press down to prevent your precious toppings from spilling forth. The sandwich has one function in this world, and it fucking knows it. I think when a sandwich goes bad, it's not from having been left out for too long but rather because it's pissed off that it hasn't been able to fulfill its life-long goal of being eaten.
Did you know that before the invention of the sandwich water wasn't wet? It's true. Also, before the sandwich, you didn't press buttons, but rather you yelled at them until they pressed themselves.
Without the sandwich society would be nothing more than a giant ball of semen and feces and mucus and urine. Actually, that's a lie but sandwiches are still powerfully good for a lot of reasons.

 

[gettinlarger]

i just ate a chick-fil-a original chicken sandwich with mayo and 2 pickles




now that's a sandwich that knows it's function in this world.

You're goddamned right.

 

[Nathan]

How do subs rank with you?

A sub is just a burly sandwich, at least in my eyes. Thus and therefore, I feel strongly that they deserve a cult following. You?

 

[beastboy]

How do subs rank with you?

 

[jerkbox]

i just ate a chick-fil-a original chicken sandwich with mayo and 2 pickles




now that's a sandwich that knows it's function in this world.

 

[bwood]

i think when bees sting people...its not out of meaness, but that all bees are criminally insane from all the buzzing...who wouldnt be insane from all that buzzing...

 

[beastboy]

A sub is just a burly sandwich, at least in my eyes. Thus and therefore, I feel strongly that they deserve a cult following. You?

Whatever.

 

[Nathan]

i think when bees sting people...its not out of meaness, but that all bees are criminally insane from all the buzzing...who wouldnt be insane from all that buzzing...

You just blew my mind.

 

[big4life]

I would give my opinion, but the post order has gotten me confused.

 

[jerkbox]

nice post order we have going here.....

 

[Nathan]

what about a porno sandwich, with a bear in the back, Nathan in the middle, and Danny devito in the front?

Well, at least I'd be warm.

 

[PoyeBoy]

what about a porno sandwich, with a bear in the back, Nathan in the middle, and Danny devito in the front?

 

[Code]

Hands down, the Reuben is king.

 

[KillahBee]

why do lamps need shades? is it not their sole purpose in life to give off much-needed light to dark areas?

 

[beefybull]

Do you think you could put back 2 foot long Subway subs in one sitting?

 

[Nathan]

Do you think you could put back 2 foot long Subway subs in one sitting?

That's an affirmative.

 

[gtrcivic]

love eating sandwiches....Chick Fil A grilled chicken, subway club, and plain ol turkey with cheese/mustard.

Remember last year my friend to me to this one sandwich place in NYC near 5th avenue. Damn sandwich was like 6 inches high of whatever meat you chose. Really famous place where the sandwiches were named after movie stars...sorta like a diner. That corned beef sandwich filled my ass up for most of the day.

 

[Nathan]

That corned beef sandwich filled my ass up for most of the day.

For some reason, I accentuated the word ass in my head when I read that. It made it so much more enjoyable for me. Thank you.

 

[bwood]

Anybody else like chips inside his/her sandwich?

that is just perverse...

 

[jerkbox]

turkey sam'ich w/doritos (and mayo of course)

 

[gettinlarger]

Mayonnaise is the most hideously repulsive substance ever to come into creation.

 

[jerkbox]

HELLMAN'S!!!!!

 

[gettinlarger]

I used to eat mayo sandwiches when i was a youngster

That is just wretched.

 

[NWinters]

mmmmmmm hellmans!!!

 

[beefybull]

Mayonnaise is the most hideously repulsive substance ever to come into creation.

Nothing comes close to being that nasty except maybe mustard.

BBQ sauce is where its at people. Get some of that Kansas City Masterpiece... goes good on almost everything.

 

[jerkbox]

I used to eat mayo sandwiches when i was a youngster

 

[NWinters]

its all fudged up

 

[jerkbox]

Amen....even better drenching some waffle fries.



Yeah. I'm bulking.

 

[jeremys]

lol @ the post order

 

[Code]

Amen....even better drenching some waffle fries.



Yeah. I'm bulking.

80085!!

 

[theoak01]

best sub ever is the chicken teryaki and sweet onion with just sweet onion dressing,green peppers and cucumbers on itailian herb and cheese bread

 

[gettinlarger]

Nothing comes close to being that nasty except maybe mustard.

BBQ sauce is where its at people. Get some of that Kansas City Masterpiece... goes good on almost everything.

DUDE! Mustard is delicious. Yellow mustard that is. Spicy brown is okay.

 

[beefybull]

DUDE! Mustard is delicious. Yellow mustard that is. Spicy brown is okay.

I can stand maybe a pea-sized drop of honey mustard on a chicken nugget or something, but yellow mustard is fuckin vile. Once I was sitting by my mom and she was eatin pretzels, so I was like "whats up on those pretzels" and she passed the bag without informing a brotha that these were in fact, mustard-flavored pretzels. I had them in my mouth for all of a few seconds when I just spit them up. I was so furious I almost took the bag and smashed the pretzels to bits. I think she sensed my anger b/c she started apologizing profusely and said she forgot I hated mustard. So instead of pullin a Hulk, I ran out of the room and got something to rinse my mouth out.

 

[gettinlarger]

I can stand maybe a pea-sized drop of honey mustard on a chicken nugget or something, but yellow mustard is fuckin vile. Once I was sitting by my mom and she was eatin pretzels, so I was like "whats up on those pretzels" and she passed the bag without informing a brotha that these were in fact, mustard-flavored pretzels. I had them in my mouth for all of a few seconds when I just spit them up. I was so furious I almost took the bag and smashed the pretzels to bits. I think she sensed my anger b/c she started apologizing profusely and said she forgot I hated mustard. So instead of pullin a Hulk, I ran out of the room and got something to rinse my mouth out.

lol

 

[jerkbox]

mustard isn't bad mixed with mayo, and maybe on home fries

 

[gymrat]

lmao

 

[Lumberg]

Best sandwiches of all time:

Potbelly Sandwich Works

Roast beef sandwich with 2 extra ounces of turkey. Swiss cheese.

Hot peppers, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickle, and italian seasonings.

$5.03, sometimes $4.50 when they don't realize it's TWO extra ounces, sometimes $3.89 when they don't realize it's anything extra.

Subway:

Foot ling Subway Double meat club with some marinara sauce from the meatballs, provolone cheese, all the veggies, and lots and lots of parmesan cheese. Pepper and oregano and garlic if they got it.

 

[Nathan]

Um, you guys weren't supposed to actually name your favorite sandwiches. You fuckers really dropped the ball on this one.

 

[gettinlarger]

I would hate to have to kill you, Oz. I would hate it. I would hate it more than mayonnaise ... and you know how much I hate mayonnaise.

 

[Lumberg]

Best sandwiches of all time:

Potbelly Sandwich Works

Roast beef sandwich with 2 extra ounces of turkey. Swiss cheese.

Hot peppers, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickle, and italian seasonings.

$5.03, sometimes $4.50 when they don't realize it's TWO extra ounces, sometimes $3.89 when they don't realize it's anything extra.

Subway:

Foot ling Subway Double meat club with some marinara sauce from the meatballs, provolone cheese, all the veggies, and lots and lots of parmesan cheese. Pepper and oregano and garlic if they got it.

I forgot to note that the footlong double club is enough food for two meals. lotsa meat.

 

[casavant]

Without the sandwich society would be nothing more than a giant ball of semen and feces and mucus and urine.

Awesome selection of digusting substances and the appropriate terms to describe each for maximum gag reflex-inducing effect.

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: Why Sandwiches are Good

Awesome selection of digusting substances and the appropriate terms to describe each for maximum gag reflex-inducing effect.

Why thank you my good man.

 

[WODIN]

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