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Why oh Why does Lessy wanna know how big
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Yeah, I'd never ask another dude straight up "how big are you bro?" I could give a fuck really. I'm asking as a way to find out more about Frisky's sex life, which I am constantly intriqued by. I still wanna hear about the bathtub anal session she had, and am curious as to whether or not there have ever been an "accidents" or just a poop smell at all during that type of sex.jnevin said:
As far as asking anyone goes, I don't see what the difference between asking someone how much they make is or how big their cock is, or how big a chick's tits are for that matter. No need to be ashamed or uptight about anything in life.jnevin said:Well, you have asked that on here a number of times, but whatever.
So you want to know about everyone's dick, for Frisky, and you want to know about butt sex, with Frisky again. Ok...
string_bean00
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i lift weights to make up for my average sized dick
needtogetaas
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I dont think there is anything wrong with him asking.what I think is wrong is that you did not awnser.most women wether there man is big or small will just say ya its big.but you didnt even anwser at all.me thinks he has a small dick.
Lestat said:
honestly... bigger isn't alwasys better IMO, My first EVER was above 9" and actually the worse sexual experinece of my life. He had a big ol' tool and basically didn't know how to work it. Kinda like giving a secretary a hammer and telling her to fix the wall in the basement.
Size isn't an issue here, skills......... oh hell yea.
btw, if you must know, he's way above the average size. I havent meaured it and have no desire to ( we just go it on in the barn....... damn) but if i had to guess I'd put him at a solid 8.5
And hell yes he does hurt me sometimes, most times... depends on the intensity of the fucking going on though. Some times i end up walking like a chick with a limp, but all is good ... ya know, I gets mine and he gets his... we are both quite happy in the end. Oh and yea... I drain him over and over... ride him raw and then some.
feisty11975
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lmao @ this thread!
needtogetas said:
lol... big, small... honestly when will you men realize that sure it looks pretty, and its solid and hard but if you can't work what you have than what you have isn't worth shit? No joke here... seriously
I've had the biggest of big above 9" and the girth was as thick as OMG... was my first ever and he couldn't find 'that spot' to save his life. Big Dick NO rhythm at all.
Currently........... damn...
digimon7068
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Lestat said:
I've seen a child come outta that hole. . .kinda makes the old pee pee seem. . .insignificant.
digimon7068 said:
well... true true
I had completly natural child birth for my first son, but there is no damn excuse for anyone not practicing kegels.
kinda funny... but sitting back the other day my beau asked me how the hell I am so damn tight? ( excuse me for the lanugage and vulgar message) But if a woman takes care of her self, vaginal muscle incluede then she has nothing to worry about. 2-3-4- or 5 kids... all muscles the same... work them and they will work for you.
digimon7068
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Frisky said:
I know. . .I was just trying to be "witty". . .I'm a K whore.
digimon7068 said:I know. . .I was just trying to be "witty". . .I'm a K whore.
wait... wtf...
my beau told you I do kegels?
tee hee
the *pu***) is an amazing thing, like a rubberband that never loses its elasticity...LOL you take care of it.. it will take care of you
feisty11975
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Frisky said:
are you ok???
hahaha
I sent you a pm chick! go check it will ya
digimon7068
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Frisky said:
Nah. . .but my wife has kept hers "in shape" thank God. . .my name ain't Holmes.
digimon7068
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Frisky said:
tears of joy
feisty11975
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Frisky said:
lol I never tried barn sex. Do you get hay all up your asscrack? Seems like that would be kinda itchy
I'll resend it!
mrdeeznuts
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u mean 2" isn't average?
Lestats next post:
dood what size would u say ur penis is
baby carrot, corn dog, or pepperoni stick
Lestats next post:
dood what size would u say ur penis is
baby carrot, corn dog, or pepperoni stick
mrdeeznuts
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Frisky said:
was the pig hung?
feisty11975
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Frisky said:
lmao
why oh why do I even ask you questions? lololol
feisty11975
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Frisky said:
yeah this I know already.
would you please tell the bathtub-anal story for Lestat? Hes begging here! lololol
feisty11975
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Frisky said:
lololol
Forge
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Frisky said:
True, and kegels are not just for women either. Guys should be doing them too if they want to improve their sex life. It helps tremendously with sexual stamina and control. All of the best women I've ever been with did kegels on a regualr basis, and that's not a coincidence.
GoldenDelicious
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i have a cousin who just couldnt shut up about his dick. WOULD. NOT. SHUT. UP. fat bastard wouldnt even gently steer convo towards his favorite subject the way normally people do - one minute he would be talking about shares, investment, the weather...then he'd give himself a big ol scratch and announce how much he loved his dick, how big it was, and how he loved to hear girls tell him how much it hurt.
anyway at first i thought he was a bit mental, but eventually it dawned on me that he was sexualizing himself with his constant dick references/updates/memos/forecasts - the more he talked about his dick, the more women thought of him as a sexual object, and the more chicks he would get.
he wasnt a bad pickup artist either. bastard called me at 3am from the gold coast announcing that he had just had a threesome with some blonde bikini model and her friend. not bad for a guy lacking in looking goodness
also, by the sound of it, friskys vagina deadlifts more than lestat
anyway at first i thought he was a bit mental, but eventually it dawned on me that he was sexualizing himself with his constant dick references/updates/memos/forecasts - the more he talked about his dick, the more women thought of him as a sexual object, and the more chicks he would get.
he wasnt a bad pickup artist either. bastard called me at 3am from the gold coast announcing that he had just had a threesome with some blonde bikini model and her friend. not bad for a guy lacking in looking goodness
also, by the sound of it, friskys vagina deadlifts more than lestat
Forge said:True, and kegels are not just for women either. Guys should be doing them too if they want to improve their sex life. It helps tremendously with sexual stamina and control. All of the best women I've ever been with did kegels on a regualr basis, and that's not a coincidence.
my beau can do some amazing things with his penis.... kegels are for both
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