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Why my thumb hurts. By Slat

slat1

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Since its been a little slow I thought I would share a quick story.

Why My Thumb Hurts by Slat

Two Saturday's ago I had drank a shitload of drinks with a bunch of friends.
4am rolls around and one of my buddies starts playing the accoustic guitar.
He played defense for the NHL Rangers. Basicly, he was paid millions to beat the crap out of people.
Things were kind of boring so I said this "Hey ****** you know what. That guitar would sound better shoved up your ass!"
I saw his whole body tighten up.
Next thing I know he smashes me over the head with the guitar.
At this point everyone is scared so I figure I will have some fun.
I grab the guitar and smash it over my own head three times until it is demolished.
My buddy then threw me into the wall. It hurt. I got a little angry.
I tackled my buddy into the wall and threw eight or so body shots. They were followed by eight or so open hand shots to the head.
During the body shots I jammed my thumb because I forgot to make a proper fist.
So we laughed for a while as everyone else sat there and did not say a word.
It was pretty funny until the booze faded and my thumb was killing me.
That is why my thumb hurts almost two weeks later!
 
jnevin said:
Like this is news...



Don't get angry Honey Bear....


You knew what we have was a bit of a rebound.... I have to whore out after my failed marriage before I settle down again.
 
jh1 said:
Don't get angry Honey Bear....


You knew what we have was a bit of a rebound.... I have to whore out after my failed marriage before I settle down again.


I'm not angry...

Just makes me feel not so pretty at times. :rainbow:
 
slat1 said:
Don't flatter yourself.
It feels fine.
Your not that big!
after viewing the nude pics he sent me, i can verify slat's remarks. :artist:
 
slat1 said:
Since its been a little slow I thought I would share a quick story.

Why My Thumb Hurts by Slat

Two Saturday's ago I had drank a shitload of drinks with a bunch of friends.
4am rolls around and one of my buddies starts playing the accoustic guitar.
He played defense for the NHL Rangers. Basicly, he was paid millions to beat the crap out of people.
Things were kind of boring so I said this "Hey ****** you know what. That guitar would sound better shoved up your ass!"
I saw his whole body tighten up.
Next thing I know he smashes me over the head with the guitar.
At this point everyone is scared so I figure I will have some fun.
I grab the guitar and smash it over my own head three times until it is demolished.
My buddy then threw me into the wall. It hurt. I got a little angry.
I tackled my buddy into the wall and threw eight or so body shots. They were followed by eight or so open hand shots to the head.
During the body shots I jammed my thumb because I forgot to make a proper fist.
So we laughed for a while as everyone else sat there and did not say a word.
It was pretty funny until the booze faded and my thumb was killing me.
That is why my thumb hurts almost two weeks later!

haha ur an animal
 
The kid who owned the guitar was not happy.
It is being replaced.
The real funny thing is I found out the next day I had an interview that week.
I had bloody scratches all over my forehead from the guitar.
I moisturized the crap out of them and looked "normal" by Friday.
 
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