Why is there such an awkward vibe in elevators??

[Freak Show]

Everyone faces front like they're in boot camp, never blinking just watching the numbers go up or down. Sometimes, i like to get in an elevator, stare someone right in the eyes, twitch my eye, and crack a crooked, half-drooling smile. OK, I never did it, but I should. I mean where is it written you have to look like a Pall-Bearer (sp)???

Night all!

 

[Golfer18--old]

I notice it too. Same things happens when two dudes are pissing next to each other, but thats understandable.

 

[Taps]

It's because you're so close to people. Everyone needs about 2 feet of space to feel comfortable with people they don't know. Freinds and family members are differnt -- the space to feel comfortable around them is greatly reduced.

When you jammed into an elevator it feels strange to be so intimate with strangers. Your brain gets fucked up and the only thing you can do is just stare at the floor counter.

 

[HamHock]

I walked into an elevator the other day and some fat dude walks out with a smirk, and sure enough, when I get in there I am confronted with this horrible putrid stink flatulence dense fog that fatfuck left behind. I should of gotten out right there and maybe even kicked his ass, but I was late. Of course, the next stop, 2 old ladies walk in and it hits them too. They kinda looked at each other and then back at me and frown. On the next floor some hot chick gets in and is visably disturbed. I just pray she thought is was one of those old ladies shitting her Depends. Either way, I felt like an ass.

I hate fuckin elevators, and fat fuckers who shit themselves in them and find it funny.

 

[MasterMind]

I walked into an elevator the other day and some fat dude walks out with a smirk, and sure enough, when I get in there I am confronted with this horrible putrid stink flatulence dense fog that fatfuck left behind. I should of gotten out right there and maybe even kicked his ass, but I was late. Of course, the next stop, 2 old ladies walk in and it hits them too. They kinda looked at each other and then back at me and frown. On the next floor some hot chick gets in and is visably disturbed. I just pray she thought is was one of those old ladies shitting her Depends. Either way, I felt like an ass.

I hate fuckin elevators, and fat fuckers who shit themselves in them and find it funny.

Bro....you know it was you who did the dirty deed ...hehe jk bro.....sometimes people can't help to leave some stinkers behind for someone to absorb.....

 

[Boach]

I walked into an elevator the other day and some fat dude walks out with a smirk, and sure enough, when I get in there I am confronted with this horrible putrid stink flatulence dense fog that fatfuck left behind. I should of gotten out right there and maybe even kicked his ass, but I was late. Of course, the next stop, 2 old ladies walk in and it hits them too. They kinda looked at each other and then back at me and frown. On the next floor some hot chick gets in and is visably disturbed. I just pray she thought is was one of those old ladies shitting her Depends. Either way, I felt like an ass.

I hate fuckin elevators, and fat fuckers who shit themselves in them and find it funny.

Funny story and those are some sick motherfucking abs, man. Is that really you??!!

 

[MrMuscle]

one thing thats fun to do in elevators is to act out the scene from "Ghost". abut the rash on the balls..freaks people out

 

[WODIN]

Try facing the back of the elvator sometime, it really freaks the sheep out big time.

 

[MrMuscle]

Try facing the back of the elvator sometime, it really freaks the sheep out big time.

you just like showing your ass off

 

[WODIN]

you just like showing your ass off

I do have that sexy "runners ass" thing going for me so you bet I do.

 

[havoc]

A good observation.

 

[tripleV]

You wanna really freak people out, stand at the front and face backwards I remember having to do this in a psych class once, lmao

 

[Y_lifter]

As mentioned, the "FREAK is all due to being in an Enclosed space
very close to strangers usually and also being trapped and unable to Escape if needed.

Ever notice the Vibe is still there, but at a lower level, even when you are with just one other person? Even when they are family?

Or even when you are alone.

Explain that one.....

 

[casavant]

Only the days after I've pigged out on chili or boiled cabbage with bratwurst

 

[booger]

Things to do when riding with a friend on an elevator and strangers are present:

Cut a silent fart, turn to your friend, and say something to point the blame at him.

Turn to your friend and say, "Hey, congratulations, I hear they dropped those child molestation charges on you".

These comments usually catch someone so by surprise that they can't react back. They have to think about it for a moment. Make sure you time it right so they can't think up some smart reply before the elevator stops at your floor and you have time to exit.

 

[Longhorn85]

I love watching how people react to the tension. Lot's of folks are so anxious to get off that when the elevator gets to their floor they start pushing the "open" button, as if this would make the door open any sooner.

Searching the purse for car keys while approaching the parking level is another way to break the stress it seems. (Even if you're catching the bus).

 

[Y_lifter]

My wife and Daughter hate me when i jump up and down and sway side to side making the elevator swing and sway a little..
Bwaahhaahhaahha

 

[HappyScrappy]

I always figured the awkwardness was from the way I groped myself and others in there... but this is really good to see that it might not be all my fault and perhaps just human nature

 

[musclebrains]

Crowded elevators de-repress the anal sex drive.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Crowded elevators de-repress the anal sex drive.

Speak for yourself. Mine's never repressed...

 

[musclebrains]

I stand corrected.

 

[gorilla_boy]

I stand corrected.

I'd give you a big hug to comfort you if thought you wouldn't try to cop a feel...

 

[musclebrains]

I'd give you a big hug to comfort you if thought you wouldn't try to cop a feel...

it's okay, I'll just ride in an elevator for an hour.

 

[gorilla_boy]

it's okay, I'll just ride in an elevator for an hour.

I'll bet you say that to all the boys.

 

[HamHock]

Funny story and those are some sick motherfucking abs, man. Is that really you??!!

Yes, and thanks. It was taken last summer, right now I am 3 weeks removed from a bulking cycle, so they are not very visable right now, but I start cutting in Feb, so hopefully I'll look tight in May.