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Why is it the geighs try to tell me...

puddlemonkey

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how good anal sex feels and that guys have like mini g-spots in their asses and whatnot, yet I do not feel stimulated when I take a dump?
 
pick3
 
Yes, it's true. And I have no fucking clue. No one, to the best of my knowledge, feels "stimulated" taking a dump. Oh, wait, Wulfgar does.

I can't believe I'm typing this. I feel dirty now. :worried:
 
drsketch said:
probably the same reason why I try to convince women it feels good, cause they want your ass. LOL
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lol so true... they want you Puddle.
 
Puddle you have not had one of your crazy dates toss your salad yet?
 
hog#head#cheese said:
I got up in some chocolate starfish lastnight
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Thats where I should have went last night, at least I had the foresight to pull out in time. God I would just die if I knocked a stripper up!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Thats where I should have went last night, at least I had the foresight to pull out in time. God I would just die if I knocked a stripper up!
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Were you fucking without a rubber again? You are wreckless dude!
 
the first time I went to a "rave" there were gays everywhere and I was like WTF..

then I learned they are for the most part normal dudes that just like cock.. I still dont like the fuggin cross dressers and shit though, and lesbians always seemed weird and evil to me.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Were you fucking without a rubber again? You are wreckless dude!
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Yeah :(

I don't know whats wrong with me lately, been making some bad decisions. We started out using one, at least give me credit for that. My knee is all fucked up too, like a rug burn x234235472347. Very rough girl with lots of "I love you"'s lol. Alcohol was involved, shocker.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Yeah :(

I don't know whats wrong with me lately, been making some bad decisions. We started out using one, at least give me credit for that. My knee is all fucked up too, like a rug burn x234235472347. Very rough girl with lots of "I love you"'s lol. Alcohol was involved, shocker.
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I am going to slap you! #1 you going without a rubber again is not cool and with a stripper??!? How many cocks you think have been up in ther hooha?
 
Maybe she'll be a preggo dancer up until month 8 at some shithole titty bar while your at home decorating the baby's new room.Damn I would be proud of you and your accomplishments
 
silverstar1025 said:
I am going to slap you! #1 you going without a rubber again is not cool and with a stripper??!? How many cocks you think have been up in ther hooha?
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I'm pretty dumb. I'm out nailing an old stripper fling while I got nice normal girls waiting and wanting to spend time with me. Maybe I need drama just as much as I claim wimminz do. :worried:
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I'm pretty dumb. I'm out nailing an old stripper fling while I got nice normal girls waiting and wanting to spend time with me. Maybe I need drama just as much as I claim wimminz do. :worried:
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No kidding... you need to be smarter or I will kick you in the arse!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
how good anal sex feels and that guys have like mini g-spots in their asses and whatnot, yet I do not feel stimulated when I take a dump?
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Maybe the stimulation only happens on the way "in"
 
AztecWarrior said:
It's not that big of a deal. If it will make you happy then okay she owned me.
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Yeah I did. I can understand the love for anal. It's ok. You don't need to hide your feelings from me. :heart:
 
AztecWarrior said:
If u r done picking on me now, hows your day going?
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Not bad. I have already done a lot today. I took the kids to TKD, went to Walmart, did some laundry, and now I am resting on here and my kids are napping. Hubby is working.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Not bad. I have already done a lot today. I took the kids to TKD, went to Walmart, did some laundry, and now I am resting on here and my kids are napping. Hubby is working.
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So what your really saying is that now would be a good time to come over..... :evil:



J/k, I need to get my ass in gear and do something productive
 
silverstar1025 said:
I am going to slap you! #1 you going without a rubber again is not cool and with a stripper??!? How many cocks you think have been up in ther hooha?
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LOLOLOL! Pwndembarassed by SilverStar :)
 
A straight guy knows about gay sex...a normal guy fucking a stripper without a condom...the kids taken to TKD... Keep on track people.
 
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