Why is it people walk into windows?

[freak daddy]

Wassup big Gil!!!

 

[Thick dog]

LOL, I'll bet Gil hasn't been called Big Gil since he was a Cub Scout leader...

 

[freak daddy]

LOL, I'll bet Gil hasn't been called Big Gil since he was a Cub Scout leader...

You just made think of Canteen Boy on Sat. Night Live!! LOL!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

isn't freak daddy the one that had a bird crash through the glass at his house?

perhaps you have a clean window obsession that is causing more harm than good.

this is why I purposely smear oatmeal all over any windows near me

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

candy gram...

can I ask my question that perplexes me all the damn time?...ok I will anyhow....why don't people understand the term MERGE?

 

[freak daddy]

isn't freak daddy the one that had a bird crash through the glass at his house?

perhaps you have a clean window obsession that is causing more harm than good.

this is why I purposely smear oatmeal all over any windows near me

I still don't how the bird got into my place, and it was a mirror the bird was flying into!
Give us more insight there Shags!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

freak....you are quite the curious boy aren't we....well I do aim to satisfy, so here ya go sugar lump More on your "curvy" condition:

Far and away, though, the best medicine is a good dose of prevention. Our best advice? Handle your erect penis with care. "Be especially careful whenever you're involved in a position in which the woman is on top--especially if she leans back," advises Dr. Sihelnik. If you're having sex and you feel any sort of pain in your penis, stop what you're doing and look to see if there are any signs of injury. If so, swallow your pride and get the injury examined ASAP.

 

[freak daddy]

Now Agent Skagwell, I do not have a curvy situation!

 

[freak daddy]

dude you seem pretty sensitive to the window situation. did a window attack you or something? maybe your problem with clean windows is a symptom of something else. try jumping out one and see if that helps.

LMAO!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

you know what are really hard to get clean?
screen doors. they always just look hazy to me no matter how much windex and scrubbing I use.

and kittens. they are hard to get clean too. you have to flush the toilet with the lid down (sit on it) like 4 or 5 times before you really get any sort of true cleaning action.