Why is it people walk into windows?

[freak daddy]

In my store, there are two big windows by my entrance doors and exit doors! It has become a tradition in my store to keep the windows extremely clean! The simple fact is, every year we have at least 10 people(men,women, and children) walk face freakin' first into the big panes of glass! It has to be the funniest shit my employees and i have ever seen! I need to start putting cameras by the doors and send this shit into funniest videos!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I always walk into walls - never had a problem with glass.
and mirrors freak me out.
I don't know how they tap into the 4th dimension like that to bend space and time to show me my alter self living in the reversed reality like that.
for the most part, in order to avoid freaking out in stores, I just cover my eyes and run around scremaing and groping at things.
usually someone is nice enough to carry me out to my car.

 

[john937]

What the fuck, you think this is funny?
Would it be so hard to put a little something on the glass so people see it?
Your store has a hazard, and you KNOW it's a hazard, and CHOOSE to do nothing about it?
That's got legal liability lawsuit written all over it.
I hope you're still laughing when somebody gets hurt and sues.

 

[freak daddy]

What the fuck, you think this is funny?
Would it be so hard to put a little something on the glass so people see it?
Your store has a hazard, and you KNOW it's a hazard, and CHOOSE to do nothing about it?
That's got legal liability lawsuit written all over it.
I hope you're still laughing when somebody gets hurt and sues.

It's not my fault i don't like things on my windows! If a person can't figure out it's not a door! Fuck em'!!!
You have me all worried now John!!! It's funny you mention legalities, when the state fire marshalls use my store as their model store! So go screw yourself!

 

[WarriorPL]

fight, fight!


~WizKid

 

[Thick dog]

I've seen some windows walking before once when I was shroomin'.

 

[john937]

It's not my fault i don't like things on my windows! If a person can't figure out it's not a door! Fuck em'!!!

How are they supposed to figure out there's something there when it's clear and spotlessly clean?
So what I get from this is you're some sort of store manager, and your attitude toward customers is
they're the enemy? or victims? or smucks? great customer relations.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Never walked into a window, but I walked through a screen door a couple weeks ago at a party.

 

[freak daddy]

How are they supposed to figure out there's something there when it's clear and spotlessly clean?
So what I get from this is you're some sort of store manager, and your attitude toward customers is
they're the enemy? or victims? or smucks? great customer relations.

LOL!! There are 2 big freakin' doors betwwen 2 big windows! It's not hard to tell the difference! I enjoy my customers for the most part, but I'm still not putting shit on my windows!

 

[Gilbyag]

What the fuck, you think this is funny?
Would it be so hard to put a little something on the glass so people see it?
Your store has a hazard, and you KNOW it's a hazard, and CHOOSE to do nothing about it?
That's got legal liability lawsuit written all over it.
I hope you're still laughing when somebody gets hurt and sues.

damn dude, chille out... sheeeessshhhhhh
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I think thats funny as SHIT!!!!!!!!

 

[freak daddy]

Wassup big Gil!!!

 

[Thick dog]

LOL, I'll bet Gil hasn't been called Big Gil since he was a Cub Scout leader...

 

[freak daddy]

LOL, I'll bet Gil hasn't been called Big Gil since he was a Cub Scout leader...

You just made think of Canteen Boy on Sat. Night Live!! LOL!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

isn't freak daddy the one that had a bird crash through the glass at his house?

perhaps you have a clean window obsession that is causing more harm than good.

this is why I purposely smear oatmeal all over any windows near me

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

candy gram...

can I ask my question that perplexes me all the damn time?...ok I will anyhow....why don't people understand the term MERGE?

 

[freak daddy]

isn't freak daddy the one that had a bird crash through the glass at his house?

perhaps you have a clean window obsession that is causing more harm than good.

this is why I purposely smear oatmeal all over any windows near me

I still don't how the bird got into my place, and it was a mirror the bird was flying into!
Give us more insight there Shags!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

freak....you are quite the curious boy aren't we....well I do aim to satisfy, so here ya go sugar lump More on your "curvy" condition:

Far and away, though, the best medicine is a good dose of prevention. Our best advice? Handle your erect penis with care. "Be especially careful whenever you're involved in a position in which the woman is on top--especially if she leans back," advises Dr. Sihelnik. If you're having sex and you feel any sort of pain in your penis, stop what you're doing and look to see if there are any signs of injury. If so, swallow your pride and get the injury examined ASAP.

 

[freak daddy]

Now Agent Skagwell, I do not have a curvy situation!

 

[freak daddy]

dude you seem pretty sensitive to the window situation. did a window attack you or something? maybe your problem with clean windows is a symptom of something else. try jumping out one and see if that helps.

LMAO!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

you know what are really hard to get clean?
screen doors. they always just look hazy to me no matter how much windex and scrubbing I use.

and kittens. they are hard to get clean too. you have to flush the toilet with the lid down (sit on it) like 4 or 5 times before you really get any sort of true cleaning action.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Now Agent Skagwell, I do not have a curvy situation!

My bad....glad you straightened that out with me....