Why Elite's like the WWF

[TheProject]

Think about it:

- You've got the popular people, and those that the majority just love to hate, so you've got your heels and faces.

- People "leave" elite and come back all the time, often as the opposite of their previous good/bad persona, or sometimes come back as someone completely different.

- You've got mods/refs who oversee things, but both still get involved. ("Cornholio runs in and smacks Crazier with a chair!")

- All the drama that goes on from time to time is on par with the storylines in the WWF at any given time.

- T & A: 'nuff said there.

- Weird-ass names that people pick for themselves.

- People have fights on here that either develop into long-running feuds, or just fizzle away into nothing.



Anyone else see this?

 

[Lord_Suston]

TheProject, "You've been doggin me all week, I'm coming for your elite international title at Summerslam. You and your boys think you can take down Lord_Suston with a chair and some sledgehammers, well you got another thing coming I'm gonna eat you, I'm gonna eat your children, Praise Alah....."

You are right, LMAO

 

[AAP]

"I am going to shine it up nice and pretty... turn it sideways and stick it straight up your roody poo ass..."

I wonder if I am a Heel or BabyFace?

Maybe I should challenge dballer for his Prom Queen title.

 

[TheProject]

I wonder if I am a Heel or BabyFace?

Didn't you change from a heel to a face with your avatar change?

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

"I am going to shine it up nice and pretty... turn it sideways and stick it straight up your roody poo ass..."

you'd just love to do that, wouldnt ya ?

 

[dballer]

"I am going to shine it up nice and pretty... turn it sideways and stick it straight up your roody poo ass..."

I wonder if I am a Heel or BabyFace?

Maybe I should challenge dballer for his Prom Queen title.

Whatever dude.. you'd be in a fuckin tag team with RyanH!!!!!

 

[AAP]

Didn't you change from a heel to a face with your avatar change?

Hey that does make sense. Maybe I should come up with another disgusting avatar to use. My first one will forever live in the Hall of Fame.

 

[dballer]

besides.. I would not be a wrestler.. I would be a manager.. or one of those dudes that comes out of nowhere.. like Brutus Beefcake.

 

[AAP]

you'd just love to do that, wouldnt ya ?

You would like it if I did wouldn't ya?

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

You would like it if I did wouldn't ya?

 

[Big Brother Val]

HA HA HA!


This place is just like the WWF.

Because just like the WWF, Elite Fitness is packed full of pathetic losers.

You've got pillow-biting-butt-pirates that boast how great the touch of another man can be, skanks that'd suck off a circus midget if they thought it'd make 'em popular, and a bunch of wanna-be bodybuilders that lie about what they lift to make up for their lack of determination.

Am I arrogant?

No. I simply have the.... GUTS... to tell people the truth.

I'm actually a very positive influence.

I give you something to work for. I give you a goal. You can all look at me, and say "Now there's a man that's better than me. There's a man I want to be like. There's a man that my woman wants me to be like."

Now, no matter how short you come of your goals, no matter how pathetic, ugly, or out of shape you are... you'll know that I'm man enough to look you in the eye, and tell you the truth about yourselves.

Does that make me a bad guy?

No. It makes me honest.

 

[AAP]

Whatever dude.. you'd be in a fuckin tag team with RyanH!!!!!

I will tag team with Ryan. We will have BO$ at ringside with a megaphone (aka early Jimmy Hart) You can tag with May1010. However, Ryan and I do NOT want it to be an evening gown match. Despite of your protests.

 

[TheProject]

HA HA HA!


This place is just like the WWF.

Because just like the WWF, Elite Fitness is packed full of pathetic losers.

You've got pillow-biting-butt-pirates that boast how great the touch of another man can be, skanks that'd suck off a circus midget if they thought it'd make 'em popular, and a bunch of wanna-be bodybuilders that lie about what they lift to make up for their lack of determination.

Am I arrogant?

No. I simply have the.... GUTS... to tell people the truth.

I'm actually a very positive influence.

I give you something to work for. I give you a goal. You can all look at me, and say "Now there's a man that's better than me. There's a man I want to be like. There's a man that my woman wants me to be like."

Now, no matter how short you come of your goals, no matter how pathetic, ugly, or out of shape you are... you'll know that I'm man enough to look you in the eye, and tell you the truth about yourselves.

Does that make me a bad guy?

No. It makes me honest.

Looks like SOMEBODY's making a heel turn!

 

[AAP]

What you puking for? I am the one that has to look at YOUR ass. If anything, I should be the one with the upset stomach.

 

[dballer]

I will tag team with Ryan. We will have BO$ at ringside with a megaphone (aka early Jimmy Hart) You can tag with May1010. However, Ryan and I do NOT want it to be an evening gown match. Despite of your protests.

I think I would be ringside.. I would not want to go to town with a 250 pound fag with my shitty knee injury...

I would have to sub in someone.. but just to see May and RyanH go at it would be pretty fun!!!

(BTW.. go look at the protien thread)

 

[dballer]

oh yeah.. I would say BO$ would be more like the Rowdy Roddy Piper of the bunch.

 

[AAP]

.

You've got pillow-biting-butt-pirates that boast how great the touch of another man can be, skanks that'd suck off a circus midget if they thought it'd make 'em popular, and a bunch of wanna-be bodybuilders that lie about what they lift to make up for their lack of determination.

Which one of these are you?

 

[AAP]

I would have to sub in someone.. but just to see May and RyanH go at it would be pretty fun!!!

(BTW.. go look at the protien thread)

It would be a HARDCORE match.

Which protein thread? The one that disappeared?

 

[dballer]

yeah.. at the end of the match May would ass rape him!! hahahahaha

I would like to see some of the female matches too!!!! Or Boach and Nature Boy teamed up against OMEGA and KAYNE!!!!

( http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120989 that is the thread)

 

[Big Brother Val]

Which one of these are you?

Now wait just a minute, Double A...

I didn't come here to start somethin' with you, bigman...

*Val waits for Double A to turn around, so that he can attack him from behind*

*PS: When I say "attack him from behind" I don't mean in a "bent over" fashion. You sick bastard*

 

[dballer]

Now wait just a minute, Double A...

I didn't come here to start somethin' with you, bigman...

*Val waits for Double A to turn around, so that he can attack him from behind*

*PS: When I say "attack him from behind" I don't mean in a "bent over" fashion. You sick bastard*

Val.. you think you would be a heel???

I am a face.. I can't help it.. as much as I try.. everyone likes me... I am like the face that wants to be a heel.

 

[TheProject]

Now wait just a minute, Double A...

I didn't come here to start somethin' with you, bigman...

*Val waits for Double A to turn around, so that he can attack him from behind*

*PS: When I say "attack him from behind" I don't mean in a "bent over" fashion. You sick bastard*

Heh...ya pillow biter!

 

[Big Brother Val]

Yeah. I'm a heel.

When I wrestle, I'm the bad guy.

And I'm undefeated, believe it or not.

My job is to lose, which I essentially do every match... the ref just isn't, uh... available... to make the count.

Then I get help, or hit the guy with the belt, or whatever, and get the "win"... when the crowd knows that I obviously couldn't beat up a third grader without help.

It's cool.

I love the boo's, man.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Heh...ya pillow biter!

See... now me and my tag partner are gonna have to beat your ass in the locker room when you aren't expecting it.

I'm man enough to fight you face to face... as long as you're pretty much unconscious first.

 

[dballer]

dballer-- female matches??

Hows this --me and Polar Pixie take on you??

Take me on to the hotel.. or the hot tub or somthing like that???

 

[Big Brother Val]

Take me on to the hotel.. or the hot tub or somthing like that???

Do you need a tag team partner, bro?

 

[TheProject]

See... now me and my tag partner are gonna have to beat your ass in the locker room when you aren't expecting it.

I'm man enough to fight you face to face... as long as you're pretty much unconscious first.

you might get me by surprise, but watch out for The Nature Boy! I'm sure he's got my back!

 

[dballer]

Bro.. I think I could handle this myself... but thanks for the offer!!!!

 

[Big Brother Val]

you might get me by surprise, but watch out for The Nature Boy! I'm sure he's got my back!

Since he's not around right now, I can tell you that the Nature Bitch wouldn't ever step in front of me.

The poor little man is in the back, shakin' in his boots.

Maybe if he had the sculpted physique of Big Brother Val, he wouldn't be such a piece of trash.

What's wrong, Project?

I know you don't have what it takes to face me...

But don't drag your pathetic little friend in here, to take the beating for you.

*looks over his shoulder, making sure Nature Boy is nowhere to be seen*

 

[Big Brother Val]

Bro.. I think I could handle this myself... but thanks for the offer!!!!

Selfish asshole.


I mean... ANYTIME, BRO!

 

[AAP]

Wonder if I will get disqualified for using "foreign objects"? Instead of brass knucks, I will just wrap some Anal Beads around my fist to KO the opponent with.

When I win the belt I am going to decorate it with rhinestones and streamers. I will use Broadway Showtunes as my entrance music.

 

[dballer]

Ill have to check with my tag team partner in crime... and see what she thinks.. we could always do some mud or oil wrestling for diveristy..

Sounds good to me... I think I will have Big Brother Val at ring... or brdside in case I need some help...


(BBV.. is that better??)

 

[dballer]

Wonder if I will get disqualified for using "foreign objects"? Instead of brass knucks, I will just wrap some Anal Beads around my fist to KO the opponent with.

When I win the belt I am going to decorate it with rhinestones and streamers. I will use Broadway Showtunes as my entrance music.

You are a sick motherfucker you know that??

 

[Big Brother Val]

Sounds good to me... I think I will have Big Brother Val at ring... or brdside in case I need some help...


(BBV.. is that better??)

You're my best friend.

I'm always there to watch your back.

 

[AAP]

I am going to come to the ring dressed in a leather jock strap with mucho baby oil on. In my boot I am going to have a dildo hidden that I am going to use to knock out cold my unfortunate opponent. I am going to hit him so hard that the batteries are going to fly out into the first row. Then after I do some posing like Browser from the old Shanana SNL cast, I am going to go for the pin in a 69 position.

 

[AAP]

You're my best friend.

I'm always there to watch your back.

It AIN'T yo back he is standing behind you and staring at.

 

[TheProject]

Since he's not around right now, I can tell you that the Nature Bitch wouldn't ever step in front of me.

The poor little man is in the back, shakin' in his boots.

Maybe if he had the sculpted physique of Big Brother Val, he wouldn't be such a piece of trash.

What's wrong, Project?

I know you don't have what it takes to face me...

But don't drag your pathetic little friend in here, to take the beating for you.

*looks over his shoulder, making sure Nature Boy is nowhere to be seen*

Don't have what it takes, huh? Do we need to replay the whole Big Sister Val gimmick? Do we? Do I have to be a big man to beat someone that would agree to that?

Where's your ruler and habit now, ya assclown?!?

 

[Big Brother Val]

It AIN'T yo back he is standing behind you and staring at.

There's no proof of that, Double A.

 

[AAP]

Where's your ruler and habit now, ya assclown?!?

"THAT" was your evening gown match attire?

 

[Big Brother Val]

Well Dballer-- well need some one to take the promo pics-- how else can this be a pay per view event?

Damnit.

A cameraman?

Just a cameraman?

I can't even do a run in to save him from the incedible beating he's receiving?

That's just vicious.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Don't have what it takes, huh? Do we need to replay the whole Big Sister Val gimmick? Do we? Do I have to be a big man to beat someone that would agree to that?

Where's your ruler and habit now, ya assclown?!?

*backing up*

Now wait just a minute, big man.

I have nothing but respect for you.

I didn't come here for a fight.

I just came to sign some autographs.

 

[AAP]

There's no proof of that, Double A.

You were offering to air brush his tights ala Rick Rude while he was still in them.

Did you read my other description of the match you and I had against freak daddy and nature boy in last weeks thread?

 

[Big Brother Val]

You were offering to air brush his tights ala Rick Rude while he was still in them.

Did you read my other description of the match you and I had against freak daddy and nature boy in last weeks thread?

I sure didn't man. I've been off the boards for a while.


DAMNIT!

 

[TheProject]

*backing up*

Now wait just a minute, big man.

I have nothing but respect for you.

I didn't come here for a fight.

I just came to sign some autographs.

Uh huh....sign your autographs.

Say your prayers.

Take your vitamins.

And just keep right on backing away with your tail between your legs...

 

[AAP]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118426&perpage=20&pagenumber=2

The entire thread was funny starting with Freak Daddy's post.

 

[AAP]

For my finishing move, I am going to wear a latex glove like Mick Foley wears MrSocko/Mandible Claw glove.

Only I will be using the Anal Claw. Two middle fingers straight to the prostate.

 

[dballer]

Well Dballer-- well need some one to take the promo pics-- how else can this be a pay per view event?

I do not think they could show that match on TV.. it would have to be one you ordered from the internet!!!

 

[TheProject]

For my finishing move, I am going to wear a latex glove like Mick Foley wears MrSocko/Mandible Claw glove.

Only I will be using the Anal Claw. Two middle fingers straight to the prostate.

Ew....so much for that face turn!

 

[AAP]

Have to keep my rule breaking skills fresh.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Have to keep my rule breaking skills fresh.

THE "ORIFICE INVADER"!?!?!?


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!


THAT WAS AWESOME!

 

[polarpixie]

Ill have to check with my tag team partner in crime... and see what she thinks.. we could always do some mud or oil wrestling for diveristy..

Hey, I've only got experience in Jello Wrestling, but with a little bit of practice, I'm sure I can do just as well with oil!!! I think that would be an awesome match, the two of us, and the one and only dballer!!!

 

[dballer]

Oh shit... I see some other members will be pissin amd moaning about this...

come on decm.. chime in and put up the crying icon!!!


(DBaller is really excited about this!!!)

 

[the nature boy]

Since he's not around right now, I can tell you that the Nature Bitch wouldn't ever step in front of me.

The poor little man is in the back, shakin' in his boots.

Maybe if he had the sculpted physique of Big Brother Val, he wouldn't be such a piece of trash.

What's wrong, Project?

I know you don't have what it takes to face me...

But don't drag your pathetic little friend in here, to take the beating for you.

*looks over his shoulder, making sure Nature Boy is nowhere to be seen*

<cues up theme music>

Whoooooooooooooooooooo!!! Looks like BBV has called out the Nature Boy!!! Here I was, polishing up heavy weight title belt, drinking Dom with all the sexy women in the Nature Boys stable, and what do I hear? You think this is funny? You think this is a game? Well you got what you wanted! You and I, in a steel cage, on the next Pay Per View.

<and out of no where El Dandy comes out of the stands and hits BBV over the head with a steel burrito.>

 

[dballer]

<cues up theme music>

Whoooooooooooooooooooo!!! Looks like BBV has called out the Nature Boy!!! Here I was, polishing up heavy weight title belt, drinking Dom with all the sexy women in the Nature Boys stable, and what do I hear? You think this is funny? You think this is a game? Well you got what you wanted! You and I, in a steel cage, on the next Pay Per View.

<and out of no where El Dandy comes out of the stands and hits BBV over the head with a steel burrito.>

If it were me.. I would bust in during your promo and smash a Arby's sandwich in your face!!!!

 

[polarpixie]

We will have to work on our tags-- Ill slap your ass you slap mine ok?

Sounds good to me! Do you think we'll need to practice???

I've got some ideas for some really creative moves, moves like no one's ever seen before, and we ought to wear him down slowly, after all, we don't want the match to end too quickly!!! Or else the pay-per-view folks are gonna be bitchin' and whinining and we'd never get to do a re-match!

 

[the nature boy]

If it were me.. I would bust in during your promo and smash a Arby's sandwich in your face!!!!

just as long as there was that fake horseradish stuff on there with some curly fries and a diet coke to wash it down.

 

[polarpixie]

just as long as there was that fake horseradish stuff on there with some curly fries and a diet coke to wash it down.

what do you mean fake??

 

[dballer]

just as long as there was that fake horseradish stuff on there with some curly fries and a diet coke to wash it down.

but the whole time it would be a ploy for us to attack someone else!!!!

 

[dballer]

Sounds good to me! Do you think we'll need to practice???

I've got some ideas for some really creative moves, moves like no one's ever seen before, and we ought to wear him down slowly, after all, we don't want the match to end too quickly!!! Or else the pay-per-view folks are gonna be bitchin' and whinining and we'd never get to do a re-match!

I don't wear down

 

[the nature boy]

what do you mean fake??

well I guess it's not really fake, but "rea;" horseradish does not have that same consistency.

 

[polarpixie]

I don't wear down

You hear that Nicole??? We got a feisty lil fireball one on our hands! We better get some extra practice sessions in!

 

[dballer]

You hear that Nicole??? We got a feisty lil fireball one on our hands! We better get some extra practice sessions in!

Yes.. yes indeed!!!

now.. it is quiting time.. and I will be going for some practice in about 4 hours!!!

 

[polarpixie]

Yes.. yes indeed!!!

now.. it is quiting time.. and I will be going for some practice in about 4 hours!!!

You mean that hand full of liquor straight to unsuspecting mouth move?? lol.

 

[dballer]

You mean that hand full of liquor straight to unsuspecting mouth move?? lol.

not quite what I had in mind..... but I will try it.

 

[polarpixie]

not quite what I had in mind..... but I will try it.

Oops....my bad! You must've meant the ass smacking practice!!!

 

[polarpixie]

Ive got some secret moves my self.. we certainly should practice.. especially the ass slapping.. we need full contact.

lol....you are so right!! i think I am gonna have to borrow Nature Boy's favorite saying for a second...
"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and also steal a little of Dballer's comment, "Polarpixie is really excited about this!!!"

I think this main event would make my whole year!!!

 

[AAP]

Who wants to team with me?

 

[velvett]

Can I be the bikini girl holding up the cards between rounds?





Or is that boxing?

 

[AAP]

Velvett - You can be my valet. When I get in trouble, you can help by squirting AstroGlide in my opponents eye.

You can come to the ring in full leather dominance attire. Cat-O-Nine tails and all.

 

[big4life]

Can I be the bikini girl holding up the cards between rounds?





Or is that boxing?

Boxing, wrestling it doesn't matter.

If you want to show up in a bikini I don't think anyone will complain.

I also don't think anyone will notice what is going on in the ring.

 

[velvett]

You can come to the ring in full leather dominance attire. Cat-O-Nine tails and all.

OH MY GAWD!


Finally, I have a use for my favorite party outfit!





Now where the hell is that baby powder???

 

[AAP]

A leather bikini...... with spikes.

 

[Big Brother Val]

<cues up theme music>

Whoooooooooooooooooooo!!! Looks like BBV has called out the Nature Boy!!! Here I was, polishing up heavy weight title belt, drinking Dom with all the sexy women in the Nature Boys stable, and what do I hear? You think this is funny? You think this is a game? Well you got what you wanted! You and I, in a steel cage, on the next Pay Per View.

<and out of no where El Dandy comes out of the stands and hits BBV over the head with a steel burrito.>

*Val shakes his head, standing up slowly after the incredible impact from the Steel Burrito*

I knew that afro-packin', burrito eating, refried bean smellin' midget didn't have the balls to fight me face to face. And neither does El Dandy!

You and me, Nature Bitch... Steel Cage Match... at Elite's TRIPLE THREAT Pay Per View!

Gymtime wants a piece of Val, and now you. Your IQ's must be even smaller than your arms, which is pathetic.

One more stipulation, champ... There will be that STEEL BURRITO hangin' from the top of the cage... if you can get through Big Brother Val, you can use it.

Let my tell you one thing though, champ.

Big Brother Val is undefeated... and you simply don't have what it takes to stand in the ring with me. Let alone hand me my first defeat.

Why don't you get your little sidekick there... The PROJECT... and I'll get Double A and we can hit the ring, for a little Triple Threat Preview.

That is... if you've got the... GUTS....

 

[TheProject]

Val, you may be undefeated. Hell, you may even be the greatest in the history of the Elite Wrestling Federation. But once you get into that cage none of that matters because just like Goldberg's streak ended at the hands of Kevin Nash, your streak will come crashing down like a house of cards.

You come out here, throw out your words, puff up your chest, and act like you're an asskicker. But when you take away that steel chair and the cheapshots, you've got nothing.

Just like that bad batch of Triple Threat, you're about 1/3 as good as you need to be to take down The Project and the true great one of Elite, The Nature Boy! Whoooooooooooo!!!

Double A can't save you. None of your jabroni friends in the locker room can save you. You sure that cage is where you want to be?!?

If you smell...what TheProject...is cooking!

 

[AAP]

Double A here with just a few short words to say.... while you may view that steel cage match as something designed to keep people out, just know this one thing... it is also going to keep you in. No more running, no more ducking, no more hiding in the crowd. When you walk that aisle, step into that cage and they shut that door behind you.... you are no longer in the driver's seat pal. There are no rules. There is no time limit. There is no escape. There is nothing that you can do.... You - my friend - you are going to sweat. You are going to bleed. You are going to Pay The Price that comes with messing around with the Anal One. Play time is over dude, burying your head in the pillows is not going to work any longer.

****..... PULLING THUMB ACROSS THROATT....****

 

[Big Brother Val]

Val, you may be undefeated. Hell, you may even be the greatest in the history of the Elite Wrestling Federation. But once you get into that cage none of that matters because just like Goldberg's streak ended at the hands of Kevin Nash, your streak will come crashing down like a house of cards.

You come out here, throw out your words, puff up your chest, and act like you're an asskicker. But when you take away that steel chair and the cheapshots, you've got nothing.

Just like that bad batch of Triple Threat, you're about 1/3 as good as you need to be to take down The Project and the true great one of Elite, The Nature Boy! Whoooooooooooo!!!

Double A can't save you. None of your jabroni friends in the locker room can save you. You sure that cage is where you want to be?!?

If you smell...what TheProject...is cooking!

You know, Project... even 30% of Big Brother Val is 100% more than you can handle, chump. Because I'm better than you.

As Double A said... no one can run in, but you sure as hell won't be able to duck and hide when I come knockin'.

I can't say I blame you, though. If I was you, I'd be afraid of Big Brother Val too. I'd be lookin' over my shoulder everywhere I went. I'd double lock my doors.

Everyone in the EWF locker room keeps tellin' me to just kick your ass and get it over with, so you can stop asking them if they've seen me, and if they think I'm still gonna beat your ass or not.

And if that weak, pathetic friend of yours, the Nature Boy tries to stick his nose in my business... Double A is gonna lock on the most painful submission hold of all time, makin' the Nature Boy tap out, just before my Aftershock drives the back of your skull into the canvas. And the lights go out, you'll see what Big Brother Val can do. But I won't stop there.

Oh no...

To beat you 1...2...3... is only the beginning.

Your time is comin' chump.

*Val flexes his incredible arm, before spitting at the crowd*

 

[the nature boy]

looks like Val is doing the booking for this match.

 

[freak daddy]

looks like Val is doing the booking for this match.

That is what it seems Nature Boy. If Double AA and Big Brother Val had any guts, they would step back in the ring and face us, The Nature Freaks!!! That would be a main event on any card. The Nature Freaks Vs. The Big Assplorers in a Mexican Barbed Wire Match. El Dandy said he would be the guest referee.

 

[the nature boy]

That is what it seems Nature Boy. If Double AA and Big Brother Val had any guts, they would step back in the ring and face us, The Nature Freaks!!! That would be a main event on any card. The Nature Freaks Vs. The Big Assplorers in a Mexican Barbed Wire Match. El Dandy said he would be the guest referee.

damn I was wondeing when you were gonna come in.

Between you, the project and myself we can be the Nature Freaks Project or the Freaks of Nature Project.

 

[TheProject]

Oh, you didn't know?!?

You know, Project... even 30% of Big Brother Val is 100% more than you can handle, chump. Because I'm better than you.

As Double A said... no one can run in, but you sure as hell won't be able to duck and hide when I come knockin'.

I can't say I blame you, though. If I was you, I'd be afraid of Big Brother Val too. I'd be lookin' over my shoulder everywhere I went. I'd double lock my doors.

Everyone in the EWF locker room keeps tellin' me to just kick your ass and get it over with, so you can stop asking them if they've seen me, and if they think I'm still gonna beat your ass or not.

And if that weak, pathetic friend of yours, the Nature Boy tries to stick his nose in my business... Double A is gonna lock on the most painful submission hold of all time, makin' the Nature Boy tap out, just before my Aftershock drives the back of your skull into the canvas. And the lights go out, you'll see what Big Brother Val can do. But I won't stop there.

Oh no...

To beat you 1...2...3... is only the beginning.

Your time is comin' chump.

*Val flexes his incredible arm, before spitting at the crowd*

*TheProject enters the arena to thunderous applause as Val finishes*

Val, it looks to me like you're awfully good at talking the talk, but how good are you at walking the walk?

Just like that weak-ass cinnamon shot goes your finishing move is named after goes down a sorority girl at a college bar, you'll go down like a house of cards!

*drops the mic and charges the ring*

 

[TheProject]

damn I was wondeing when you were gonna come in.

Between you, the project and myself we can be the Nature Freaks Project or the Freaks of Nature Project.

FD's kinda like Mick Foley: he comes in when he's needed, and everyone's happy to see him.

I'll vote for the Freaks of Nature Project...heh.

 

[dballer]

FD's kinda like Mick Foley: he comes in when he's needed, and everyone's happy to see him.

I'll vote for the Freaks of Nature Project...heh.

I will be waiting in the sidelines/shadows... with the foriegn object to throw to Val.

 

[AAP]

Just for this grand occassion, I am going to unleash my new finishing move on the unsuspecting Freak duo. It is an inverted brain buster. Which I have named.... The Video Head Cleaner.






Now apparently these Freak Boys didn't learn their lesson last week down in TJ. Makes no difference to me. I am all for coming back to give all my little Analholics just what they been wishing for. Another chance to see the Big Anal cold straight beat the stuffings out of some generic Americans. I aim to please. All those Senoritas, mamacitas and poolboyitis just go ahead and get those signs made. Use that glitter, yarn, and get that fuzz out. Anytime Anal comes to your town, it is declared National Art Day. You two just come on down, once you get in this ring, we are going to make you sorry you ever crawled out of the Alamo basement.

 

[AAP]

Well?

 

[Jae]

I guess no one is accepting your challenge.

 

[AAP]

Theys skeered.

 

[TheProject]

In light of C-Ditty's face turn, I thought I'd bump this.

 

[The Shadow]

Project and HG PeckerKeeper should be in a manties on a pole match

 

[Citruscide]

In light of C-Ditty's face turn, I thought I'd bump this.

Heh --- people like big time heels that turn face.. look what happened to Kurt Angle!

C-ditty

 

[Jae]

this is an old ass thread.

 

[Austin316]

I spose some SN's might have somethig to do with the WWF lol

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I am the Drunken_Weasel! booooya!

 

[George Spellwin]

Think about it:

- You've got the popular people, and those that the majority just love to hate, so you've got your heels and faces.

- People "leave" elite and come back all the time, often as the opposite of their previous good/bad persona, or sometimes come back as someone completely different.

- You've got mods/refs who oversee things, but both still get involved. ("Cornholio runs in and smacks Crazier with a chair!")

- All the drama that goes on from time to time is on par with the storylines in the WWF at any given time.

- T & A: 'nuff said there.

- Weird-ass names that people pick for themselves.

- People have fights on here that either develop into long-running feuds, or just fizzle away into nothing.



Anyone else see this?

Does that make me Vince McMahon?

 

[TheProject]

Re: Re: Why Elite's like the WWF

Does that make me Vince McMahon?

LOL

I saw you posted, and was going to say the same thing. You beat me to it!

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: Why Elite's like the WWF

Does that make me Vince McMahon?

Only if I am Steve Austin

 

[Citruscide]

Re: Re: Re: Why Elite's like the WWF

Only if I am Steve Austin

PSHHHAAWWW... if you are Austin, then I'm Chris Jericho.... I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!

C-ditty

 

[Big Brother Val]

Classic thread.

As everyone knows, I ultimately prevailed over all of my adversaries...

Double A and myself remained undefeated as a tag-team.

And yes... I'm still a heel.

I'm preparing for a HUGE show in Feb.

 

[strider364]

Can you dig it.....SUCKA!!!!!!!!

 

[distanced]

I've got the biggest shlong in the whole world. I call it Karma

 

[TheProject]

BUMP for tripleblonde and BrandonXJ...