soccer is almost designed to maximise tension/frustration. half time entertainment? nope. occasional 'feel good' events like your team actually scoring something? nope. mascots? nope. cheerleaders? nope. even the players are semi-professional dramatic actors - they brush another player and they magically do 4 twists and a somersault in the air before they even hit the ground, then roll around with a grimace so bad that youd think someone lit their balls on fire
all thats gotta go somewhere...
oh. and, uh...the english. the scottish. wtf do you expect? logic? reason? lol!