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Why does nothing make sense after smoking weed?

plifter

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I can't even follow the commercials on television. They seem very complicated and I can't understand them. I can't keep up with movie plots and jokes don't make any sense to me but I fucking laugh at them any way
 
dude i smoked a little while ago and caught myself FAKE yawning. Like i yawned but it wasnt a real yawn. Totally realized it too and was like why the fuck did i just yawn if i didnt have to?
 
Did the opposite for me. I noticed things that I never noticed before. Like a song I've heard thousands of times but never heard all of the words, when high, I hear all of the words.
 
I've only smoked a few times in my life but damn those peanuts never tasted so amazing. This was during my freshman year at college. That weekend I went home and told my mom to buy a bag of em. They didn't taste as amazing. I was pissed.
 
biteme said:
Did the opposite for me. I noticed things that I never noticed before. Like a song I've heard thousands of times but never heard all of the words, when high, I hear all of the words.

I've noticed that songs sound different to me too. Only it's more like the notes are the same only slightly rearranged. I can't explain it, everything just sound s diffrent////I'm still stoned out of my mind
 
swole said:
I've only smoked a few times in my life but damn those peanuts never tasted so amazing. This was during my freshman year at college. That weekend I went home and told my mom to buy a bag of em. They didn't taste as amazing. I was pissed.

I just ate a bag of popcorn and it tasted like Fritos. What causes that?
 
plifter said:
I notice stupid things and I think deep thoughts about the stu[id things for a long time.

Yep and what Lestat said too.
 
swole said:
I've only smoked a few times in my life but damn those peanuts never tasted so amazing. This was during my freshman year at college. That weekend I went home and told my mom to buy a bag of em. They didn't taste as amazing. I was pissed.

Your mom should have bitch-slapped you then and told you not to smoke. Then she should have bitch-slapped you for telling her what to do.
 
mountain muscle said:
Your mom should have bitch-slapped you then and told you not to smoke. Then she should have bitch-slapped you for telling her what to do.

:lmao:

I would have done that to him had I been his mom. The little bitch!
 
TheOak01 said:
BB,any reccomendations for alternatives?


awwm well, Ive been a bad old lad as of late, drinking me moonshine, but that is no more, a figure a wet spell after two years of a drout, it was about time comin.
Oncall at the hospital tonight so nothing, although my darling would kill me if I recommended your own personal zen ampitheatre setup in your mind

First you would need a digital headset my man, no cheap imitations, ballsout, comfortable, like80$ for mine, sure its cheaper but this came with a mic, then listen to PinkFloyd comfortably numb with the right elixir at the exact right time, you will have, in your field of view, a garden bloom, its amazing the frequency of different songs music affects your visual field, like homeaudio, but gots to have the right songs and DIGITAL headphones
 
just smoke the good nugs. you only need a few tokes and you will be cool. also it is the best natural appetite stimulant in the world.
 
I watch movies high so that I can watch them again and it's like a new movie since I don't remember what happens.
 
The last time i smoked it was a year ago and i remember inside my head i ws talking to myself......and i was laughing at something my friend said, when inside my head i was like wtf? thats not funny
but i do remmeber thinking......dang aap is funny looking tho
 
SoKlueles said:
thats not funny
but i do remmeber thinking......dang aap is funny looking tho

weed obviously gives you false visuals.
 
chewyxrage said:

lots of brown hairs on that, beautiful.

I got some shit the other day that was so shiny, i though that the leaves were just really plan and it was bunk weed, but no, it was fuckin layered with crytals.

2 bowls and I was the ace of spades completing the royal flush in a game of holdem. Damn nigga, what now?!
 
For me, everything makes more sense when blazed.
 
biteme said:
Did the opposite for me. I noticed things that I never noticed before. Like a song I've heard thousands of times but never heard all of the words, when high, I hear all of the words.
lol i think it depends on the kind of weed you have too cause some made me feel like said above and then some just made me super tired. i miss those days sometimes but i like being able to breath when needed lol. my favorite thing was cocoa puffs or reeses puffs when i was high and now they dont taste as good lol
 
plifter said:
I can't even follow the commercials on television. They seem very complicated and I can't understand them. I can't keep up with movie plots and jokes don't make any sense to me but I fucking laugh at them any way
Just leave the death sticks alone! It's eating up your brains & everything else!
 
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